Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Par'Mach'Cast

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! This week, we finally get our first Dax episode that is actually ABOUT Jadzia as she mentors a Trill initiate and reckons with the ghost of Curzon's assholery. Meanwhile, in the B Plot, the gang has to decide whether to destroy an entire universe to save their own from annihilation.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! This week, we're taking a break from all the suffering and doing An Uplifting One , as Dax and Odo's Science Road Trip leads them to a very silly space village with a very silly mystery afoot.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! This week, we're closing out our Irish Suffering Triptych as Miles and Ben become stranded on a mysterious planet that seems to cancel out technology. To make matters worse, Human Suffering has a name in this episode, as embodied by luddite cult leader Alixus.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! This week, in Part 2 of our "The Irishman Must Suffer" triptych, Miles O'Brien's suffering reaches its zenith as he returns home from a mission to discover that everyone on DS9, including his wife and daughter, are keeping a terrible secret from him.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! This week's episode, the first in our "The Irishman Must Suffer" Season 2 triptych, sees our intrepid Chief O'Brien not only being hunted to the death by wig aliens AND infected with a deadly biological weapon, he also has to spend the entire episode with Julian. Let the suffering commence!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, a potential clue to Odo's mysterious origins is sadly upstaged by our gooey constable's long-neglected Daddy Issues.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, DS9 is treated to its very own HEATED RIVALRY as Chief Miles O'Brien and Dr. Julian Bashir bring all their skills to bear in a time-honored contest of strategy and physical prowess: Racquetball. Also, Quark has to compete with Susan Sarandon's ex-husband for customers or something.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, DS9 is visited by some oatmeal-skinned Gamma Quadrant refugees who become convinced that Bajor is their people's prophesied homeland-- regardless of what the people already living there have to say about it. Topical!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, Ben's reckoning with the four-year anniversary of his wife's death is preempted when he starts to seemingly be haunted by some sort of Horny Space Ghost? Plus, a guest appearance by an eccentric egomaniac trying to reignite a dead star! Fun stuff! Kind of!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, when Bonnie Tyler arrives from the 80's and dredges up a years-old murder conspiracy, Constable Goo is in a race against the clock to find out what it all has to do with his original meet-cute(?) with Major Kira, back in the days of Terok Nor.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! It's Tax Season Baby, and on DS9, we know what that means... Quark! Gets! Audited! But, this isn't just any ordinary Ferengi episode listeners! Not only are you in store for petite orange hijinks, but this week, those hijinks come in your favorite flavor and ours: TRANSGENDER! ⚧️

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! Following last week's polemic on transracial adoption, we're taking it easy this week tackling the very simple & straightforward topic of structural ableism in a utopian, sci-fi future! PLUS the first appearance of a Par'Mach'Cast favorite: KLINGON CHEF 👨‍🍳👌💋

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! While this week's episode doesn't star Kourtney, Kim, or Khloe, it does feature the long-awaited return of our favorite Cardassian: plain, simple Mr. Garak, who's back to continue Dr. Bashir's education, in more ways than one.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, a skeleton crew on DS9 battens down the hatches ahead of a space hurricane, but unexpectedly find themselves trapped in a pressure-cooker "bottle episode" when Lionel Luthor, Klingon Tuvok, and a Who from Whoville crash the party in an effort to make off with the Dax Symbiont.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, the final part of our 3-part opener, Commander Sisko and the gang engage in some light Home Alone -style guerrilla warfare, while Kira and Dax go on a little girls trip to fight some reactionaries and deliver Bajor from fascism (again).

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, we're continuing right where we left off with The Circle's attempted takeover of Bajor-- and this time, Major Kira may be too busy dealing with Pope Karen's bullshit to help stop them!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! We are thrilled to be kicking off our second season with this episode, the first part of our three-part season opener, in which Major Kira once again gets to do a little terrorism, as a treat! Plus, meet Special Guest Star Frank Langella, who is most definitely not Evil this time!!!

We just couldn't stay away! Join us for a little between-seasons bonus episode wherein we discuss the pilot episode of the new series, "Star Trek: Captain Mommy Holly Hunter"---- er, "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy."

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's SEASON 1 FINALE, RECAP, AND AWARDS BANQUET (Presented by Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House, and Holosuite Arcade), we're going back through all of our Niners' arcs this season, pitching a "lost" episode of DS9 season 1, and awarding our favorite episodes, characters, and instances of cunt serving!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, it's the 90's, and we're debating creationism in the classroom, baby. Plus, the first appearance of special guest star Academy Award winner Louise Fletcher!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, Major Kira must confront ghosts of Bajor's past when an alleged Cardassian war criminal, played by guest star Harris Yulin, is apprehended on the station.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, DS9 gets to do their own version of the classic "Picard's Flute" story from TNG, but a lot more violent and horny!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, DS9 is treated to a powerhouse guest appearance by the First Lady of Star Trek herself, Majel Barrett Roddenberry. Also, the gang adopts a dog! Kind of!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, brace for peak silliness as our intrepid Commander Sisko inexplicably acquires his iconic baseball in a story that also features Rumplestiltskin!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's very special episode, Nana Visitor and guest star Brian Keith get to show off their acting pedigree, while Jake and Nog learn a little lesson from the Lex Luthor School of Business.