Terry and Ted

Standing By: The Terry and Ted Podcast

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A Montreal morning radio staple is back. Terry DiMonte and Ted Bird have reunited for “Standing By: The Terry and Ted Podcast”, and like the longtime friends and old pros that they are, they haven’t skipped a beat despite a 14 year professional separation. WARNING: infectious fun; could be contagious. Do not listen to Terry and Ted while operating heavy machinery, performing delicate surgery or herding livestock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Terry and Ted

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Latest episode

Jun 25, 2025

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Episodes

Season finale: Harden the F*ck Up 25.06.2025

Description: In our last show before the summer break, we speak with Canadian Forces Afghanistan veteran, author and Hard to Kill podcast host Dave Morrow about his new book "Harden the F**k Up" - a fitness guide for ex-military and civilians alike. Also, Terry channels Mike Love in his Strangers in the Night Beach Boys review and Ted has another Old Man Bird moment.  Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Hop into the hand basket - we're going to Hell. 18.06.2025

Description: Are we just old guys pining for the past or is society in a period of decline? Terry and Ted ponder whether things really were better back in their day - or just different. Also, a look back at Grand Prix weekend, and peach cobbler: the other shoemaker.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Saving Liam 11.06.2025

Just ahead of Father's Day, a Montreal dad talks about his fight to save his son in a health battle that's taken on a life of its own. Also, the STM transit strike, Grand Prix Week sticker shock and the bagpipes (this time for real).  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gallivanting while the gallivanting is good. 04.06.2025

Reluctant retirees Terry and Ted capitalize on their free time and mobility to blanket Montreal with their presence at various and sundry charity and entertainment events. Also, when he's not flitting hither and yon, Terry is anchored to the couch for hours on end, watching multiple streaming services and taking copious notes for his weekly viewing recommendations, and this week he's got some dand...

Whoever said “it’s not the destination, it’s the journey” didn’t fly commercial 28.05.2025

Terry revisits Vancouver and suffers the slings and arrows of commercial air travel. Also, summertime goings-on in Montreal, the mechanics of standup comedy and why no one asks us to name TV shows.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Montréal through the DiMonte lens, unfiltered 21.05.2025

Terry's warts-and-all review of a very busy social calendar in the week leading up to Victoria Day, which can itself be a trigger for an English boy from Verdun.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The uncomfortable truth: Greeks make the best Montreal pizza 14.05.2025

The uncomfortable truth: Greeks make the best Montreal pizza. Also, don't cut in front of Ted in line at Costco.  In an episode fraught with controversy, the boys shoot from the lip on their preference for Greek Montreal pizza, Terry calls out a pool company that tried his patience beyond the breaking point, and Ted almost turns Costco Pointe Claire into the Octagon.  Hosted on Acast. Se...

The Alan Parsons interview project: mission accomplished. 06.05.2025

Terry and Ted conquer technology by successfully conducting an online interview with progressive rock legend Alan Parsons ahead of his charity fundraising show next week at Place des Arts. Also, the ban on phones in school, putting the Habs to bed for the summer and Ted gets something to cry about.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Allez Canadiens allez! And get a haircut, ya hippies. 30.04.2025

The Habs are down but not out, a heartwarming story of love lost but not forgotten, and what's with the old guy rock star hair? That and more on this week's episode, including a pee-pants funny Tweet Sheet.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet the old boss, just like the old boss. 23.04.2025

The man responsible for Terry DiMonte's first big break in radio joins us this week to talk about a Montreal original and the ghost that haunted it. We also draw positives from the Canadiens' playoff-opening loss and lament the cool spring weather and left lane hogs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No news this week. Just weather and sports. 16.04.2025

In the spring, a young man's fancy turns lightly to thoughts of love, while an older man's fancy turns to the Masters, the Habs' playoff chances, breakfast and bunions (paraphrasing Alfred Tennyson here).  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest-free, pants-free 09.04.2025

In the absence of company this week, Terry and Ted let it all hang out and even veer treacherously close to breaking their commitment to avoid talking politics. Also, all the usual tomfoolery and features, including Terry's entertainment recommendations and the Tweet Sheet, as well as a cornucopia of reminiscences, which is easy to say and spell when you have autocorrect.  Hosted on Acast. Se...

Strangers in the Night in More Ways Than One 02.04.2025

Strangers in the Night founder Larry Day joins us in studio to talk about the 20th anniversary of the West Island's signature charity and social event, and provides a bonus look inside the TV and film industry from his perspective as an actor. Also, Montreal April Fool's gags, Terry plays interpreter to Ted's crazy dreams and entertainment picks from the picture box.  Hosted on Acas...

Still mad about the mountain 26.03.2025

This week on the podcast, Terry continues his slow burn over the disservice a lame duck Mayor is doing to the legacy of Mount Royal, we expose a hidden nightlife gem in Laval, and hilarity ensues with the resurrection of Race Horse or Rock Band.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terry and Ted are nothing if not honest, and this week they bring you The Damn Truth. 19.03.2025

What do Aerosmith, Bob Jovi, Motley Crüe, Metallica and Montreal's The Damn Truth have in common? They all have records produced by the legendary Bob Rock, including The Damn Truth's new album released this week. Lead singer Lee-la Baum and guitarist Tom Shemer join Terry and Ted to talk about the experience of working with one of the music industry's most prolific producers, and the end result. A...

Knuckles and the playwright: an improbable collaboration 12.03.2025

Forner Montreal Canadien Chris Nilan and renowned playwright Vittorio Rossi join us on this week's episode to talk about Chris's upcoming one man show detailing his journey through addiction and recovery, with the added bonus of some great hockey stories and the perspective of a true hockey insider.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first episode of March - a sure zign of zpring. (Please adjust your subtitle setting to "bad German".) 05.03.2025

Our memories continue to fail us but that's what Google is for. Also, Terry's shitty snowblower, Ted gets an "A" on his homework, Oscars talk and who’s organizing pharmacies? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bounty of bonhomie and a mélange of mirth. 26.02.2025

If you're looking for a hard-hitting free for all on Trump, Trudeau and tariffs, you've come to the wrong place. Snow removal bragging rights, robo-umps, train won't go, old school baby names, body wash that smells like sneakers - that's our jam.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terry's Laurentian Autoroute death wish, and benevolence in the bowels of the blizzard. 19.02.2025

Trump, tariffs, Elon, Ukraine, Gaza and Hitler are just a few of the things we don't talk about on this week's episode. Welcome to our kinder, gentler corner of the podcast domain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The return of Terry "Marco Polo" DiMonte 12.02.2025

Terry returns from (another) vacation with a rave review of the Dominican Republic and a solemn vow not to go on holidays again until March at the earliest. Also, thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime show, P4 at Dorval, the Tweet Sheet and kids on holidays: yea or nay?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Habs suck and it's our fault 05.02.2025

In an episode recorded two weeks ago, Terry and Ted sing the praises of the Montreal Canadiens, who went from red hot to stone cold in the interim, so we are clearly to blame. Also, pizza slice vs. pie, pickleball and happy birthday to Terry's mom.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em 29.01.2025

Noted globetrotter Terry Dimonte is trotting the globe once again   Meanwhile, Ted's got the gout  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Speaking in tongues, Montreal’s best cup of coffee and the greatest Super Bowl party in the history of the world 22.01.2025

Two-and-a-half weeks ahead of Super Bowl LIX, we preview a Montreal Super Bowl party for the ages, where Ted won’t get drunk unless he falls off the wagon after 28 years (which is highly unlikely but one never knows  ) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Still alive in '25! 15.01.2025

2025 debut with a recap of Terry's pre-Christmas Paul McCartney and Manchester United-themed whirlwind tour of England, and Ted's woeful but nonetheless gratifying tale of being adopted by a local family at the age of 65. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas-y episode 11.12.2024

Many DiMontes join us for the last episode of 2024, including Terry's wife, Jessica, who previews their bucket list Christmas trip to England. Also, favorite holiday albums, gifts and fuckin' pie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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