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For the opening of season 2, Tim and AJ dig into the Gordian Knot that is park reservations.  No such luck cutting it, unfortunately. Ears of Experience: https://www.facebook.com/SalisburyMouseExpert/ Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/ Pa...

It's Standby Line's first birthday!  So as a special treat before the beginning of season 2, we're giving YOU a present! Editor's Note: The bulk of this episode was published as "Ticket Booth Episode 1: Whatever A Spider Can", our Patreon-exclusive feed.  It was originally published unedited, but is presented in an edited form to better fit our current standards.  For...

Tim and AJ examine the range of Epcot festivals, and how you can make the word "festival" meaningless. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

For the June Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ learn the true lesson today is bluebirds will gaslight you into going on a life-threatening adventure then claim they had no hand in it. Warning: This episode contains discussion of themes of slavery and racism.  Listener discretion is advised. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Tw...

In our totally-on-purpose Independence Day special, Tim and AJ discuss various historical inaccuracies in The American Adventure, and AJ's arch-nemesis: Charles Lindbergh. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standb...

Tim and AJ come to horrifying realization that they've been shills for Big Fruit the whole time. Editor's Note: If you were to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode 1304, Tim's name is in the backer list during the credits.  Forever.  Forever connected to Munchie. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line...

To discuss the first young adult novel based on the Society of Explorers and Adventurers, Tim and AJ are joined by Darien of Podcast of Poseidon!  Hijinks ensue. Spoilers for Shinji Takahasi and the Temple of Coatl Editor's Note: Since this episode's release, Podcast of Poseidon has changed their name to Muses of Mythology.  The title and description will remain unchanged for posterity,...

A demonstration of Muppet-Vision technology somehow devolves into AJ's vendetta against Disney World Christmas shops and why cassette-punk sci-fi is peak aesthetic. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepo...

For the April Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ go back to MGM Studios' roots with the original star of the show, The Great Movie Ride! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.c...

This podcast believes in Living with the Land supremacy, and we're gonna explain why you should, too! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

The long-awaited return of tier lists!  This time, we're ranking every hotel at Walt Disney World!  Which somehow leads to why Tim doesn't do haunted houses! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodc...

For our February Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ look at the first, but probably least, of the Disney Kingdoms comic line, Seekers of the Weird! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@g...

Tim and AJ discuss the recent controversary surrounding Disney's involvement in Florida politics, and not to spoil, but it gets emotional. Editor's Note: Tim mistakenly said the Human Rights Commission rejected Disney's donation, when in fact it was the Human Rights Campaign.  Incidentally, Standby Line will make a $25 donation to the HRC as this episode goes live, and the link to t...

For our latest VIP request, we discuss some of our more notable stories of the parks: The good, the embarrassing, and the civil disobedient. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter  Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line  Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/  Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbyline...

For our latest VIP request, we contemplate what we would put in our own theme park, and demonstrate why we should not be allowed to make such decisions. Spoiler Warning: This episode contains spoilers for "Disney's Fastpass: A Complicated History" by Defunctland. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter  Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line  Tw...

With our very first guest star, our logo artist Chipster helps us dive into how Disney has used TV in the parks, Power Rangers deep lore, and how the biggest machine for merchandise on the planet is pretty bad at it. For more musings on Power Rangers and cool art, you can follow Chip at kimberlyannharts.tumblr.com, and @chipsterc4 on Instagram! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover a...

As Disney's Magical Express has ended service, Tim and AJ discuss the effect it had on the Disney "bubble", and the growing monetization of the resort. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter  Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line  Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/  Patreon: patreon.com/standbyline...

For the January Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about the 2010 Wii game Epic Mickey, its insane concept art, and diagnosing a cartoon rabbit's mental illnesses. Editor's note: At this time, Disney is not releasing a Blu-Ray collection of Ducktales, Tim meant to say Rescue Rangers.  Those responsible have been sacked. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover art by @roboptera on T...

For the most wonderful time of the year, Tim and AJ discuss attractions with holiday overlays, which could use a new string of tinsel, and the criminal absence of Life Day. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter  Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line  Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/  Patreon: patreon.com/stand...

In which Tim and AJ discuss Frozen's monopoly on the culture of the Disney Parks, Arendelle geopolitics, and our one-sided Twitter war. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter  Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line  Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/  Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbyline...

In our first Patreon poll episode, AJ learns the consequences of making jokes about potential topics.  So enjoy 50 minutes of rambling tangents about Walt Disney World pools! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury  Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter  Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line  Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/  Patreon: patreon.com/sta...

In our very first Patreon-requested episode, Tim and AJ go over what attractions they think would make good movies, and inadvertently create a Disney Parks cinematic universe. Editor's Note: Tim mistakenly referred to the own of the Hightower Hotel as George Hightower, when the actual owner was Harrison Hightower III.  George Hightower was one of the original owners of the house that would be...

We interrupt your regularly scheduled discussion of more ghost comics to bring you this important news bulletin! Muppets Haunted Mansion is wonderful.  Happy Halloween! Editor's Note: Headphones beware at the 19-minute mark.  We also do in fact believe you're smart enough to predict Shining references. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebo...

Tim just got back from seeing Disney World's 50th Anniversary!  And half the stuff he saw, AJ knew about months ago! Ears of Experience: https://www.facebook.com/SalisburyMouseExpert/ Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/ Patreon: patre...

Tim and AJ dive deep into the first of three Haunted Mansion comics, this one in particular published by a company whose name we really don't want written in the description. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @roboptera on Twitter Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Twitter: twitter.com/StandbyLinePod Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast/ Patreon: patreon.com/st...