Standby Line

The Great Project takes its biggest leap forward, in every sense of the term, yet, as Modern Family goes to Disneyland! Editor's Note: Tim misspoke; Matt Prokip played Ethan, not Dylan. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylin...

The Great Project returns to Disneyland as George Lopez creates a Freudian excuse for why he doesn't want to take his son to Disneyland.  I did not make any of that up. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: s...

Darien from Muses of Mythology joins The Great Project as we examine how this episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch was almost certainly written to be about more parks than the one that opened two days prior to airing. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patr...

The Great Project looks at Boy Meets World headed to Florida, and how in sitcoms, no one is allowed to have a normal conversation, even when they're actively trying. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: stan...

For their very first official Star Wars Day episode, Tim and AJ talk about the weirdness that was Star Wars Weekends, and how Warwick Davis probably operates on Beetlejuice rules. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Em...

The Great Project has hit its lowest point yet as Tim and AJ have to watch two episodes of Step By Step.  Never let it be said that what we do is easy. Editor's Note: What they do is in fact incredibly easy. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon:...

The Great Project faces its greatest challenge yet: Talking about three episodes of Roseanne without talking about Roseanne. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

The Great Project looks at Family Matters' Disney World episode, and the stunning revelation of how much more watchable your show is when you don't spend the whole runtime doing an annoying voice. Editor's Note: The average estimated driving time between Chicago and Orlando is approximately 17 hours, so between two people, a conceivable drive in one day.  However, the main point is...

The Great Project begins properly with the first, and arguably most famous of the ABC shows to head to Disney World, Full House! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

The Great Project (Patent pending) has finally begun, as Tim and AJ look at an episode of Blossom at Disneyland, a show neither of them have ever watched before! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepo...

Tim and AJ examine the book "Where Is Walt Disney World?", and find a book intended for 8 year-olds doesn't hold up to serious academic scrutiny. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepod...

The time has come once again for the annual food tier list, and why you've slept on Animal Kingdom! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

For the December Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about 2023's Haunted Mansion and NOT The Country Bears, because we can't have nice things. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

For the final episode of 2025, Tim and AJ look at Test Track 3.0 and what life is like to be in a car commercial. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

Tim spent Thanksgiving weekend at Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and AJ spent it at Jollywood Nights.  It's the coordination that keeps people coming back. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: sta...

A few new venues have opened up in Magic Kingdom, so Tim and AJ give them their due before the holiday season starts in earnest! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

For the October Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ reach into their backlog and once again talk about The Great Movie Ride!  Has it changed?  No.  Have their opinions?  ...Also no. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: stand...

Tim and AJ talk Donkey Kong Country, and examine banana-centric theology. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

Tim and AJ give Tower of Terror its overdue due, and how it is an absolute masterpiece of suspense. Editor's Note: Not technically a mistake, but we realize there is an issue of ambiguous syntax.  Mark Silverman was the actor hired as a Rod Serling soundalike.  He is not, in fact, Rod Serling's widow.  That would be Carolyn Louise Kramer. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cove...

Tim and AJ have their longest episode ever on Dark Universe, and are perfectly willing to acknowledge Victoria Frankenstein's flaws (She has none), and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (She has never done anything wrong in her life), and call her out on her actions (Which are always correct). Editor's Note: When Tim and AJ noted that the Dark Universe soundtrack had not been...

For the August Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ give a brief history of the Halloween Horror Nights Icons, and how they have apparently shaped much of world history. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast...

Tim and AJ talk about how close Isle of Berk gets to the experience of riding dragons, and to leave your fictional crushes at home. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

Standby's Line Epic Universe era has officially begun!  To start it off, the park's interstellar hub, Celestial Park! Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com

Standby Line has reached its fourth anniversary!  And as always, please our annual Ticket Booth Spider-Man episode!  Originally published as "Ticket Booth 37: I Like To Talk To Myself". Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/stand...

Tim and AJ talk about Grizzly River Run, needless injection of entirely made-up Native American folklore, and how there was no saving Voyager. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury Cover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky Facebook: facebook.com/Standby-Line Instagram: instagram.com/standbylinepodcast Patreon: patreon.com/standbylinepodcast Email: standbylinepodcast@gmail.com