Stand and Deliver: A JoJo Podcast

This week, we meet Kishibe Rohan, celebrate Mean Girls Day, and George recalls the time he inspired a Tonetta song. [Music used: Intro -- Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan | Outro -- Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bryan Ferry] U2 can eat the hairiest part of my ass

NOTE: We call an audible due to the weird way these episodes are split up, and also discuss the first half of Episode 42, which is the actual end of the D'Arby stuff. No idea why that wasn't just called D'Arby part three, but whatever. Oh, and we talk about RoboCop 3. George also gets to read some Tsuda notes, and finds out he doesn't want to be inside Tsuda's head. [Music used: Intro -- West End...

This week, we discuss brain-bug Stands, weirdos in the desert, Stone Cold Steve Austin's ground beef-based brush with death, and more! [Music used: Intro -- Bodhisattva by Steely Dan | Outro -- Blueberry Hill by Fats Domino]

George continues to come up with horrifying hypotheticals as we discuss killer cars and ghost skulls. I also find out that I sound too much like Tommy Wiseau, why you should always go to a doctor if your butt's backed up, and the fact that we are now both locked into this for far longer than we had anticipated. [Music used: Intro -- Legs by ZZ Top | Outro -- Civilization (Live from Access All Aren...

We're back, after a week gone due to E3 bizness. Sorry about that, really. Won't happen again! In this week's episodes: Hol Horse finally appears, alongside J. Geil. Joseph fights an evil tumor. You know, normal stuff. We also spend too long talking about Detroit: Become Human. You know, normal stuff. [Music used: Intro -- Freeze Frame by J. Geils Band | Outro -- 99 Luftballons by Nena]

FOREVER: (One second after jerking) Awesome! [Music used: Intro - Norwegian Wood by The Beatles | Outro - Reunited by The Wu-Tang Clan]

Finally, we meet the true hero of Part 3: Jean-Pierre Polnareff! Also a bunch of other nonsense. [Music used: Intro -- Jumpin' Jack Flash by The Rolling Stones | Outro -- Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain & Tennille]

Here it is, Season 2, starting Part 3: Stardust Crusaders. The one everyone knows, even if it isn't necessarily the best. In fact, I'm telling you right now, it's not. But it's the popular one! So that's cool, right? And it's the first one with Stands! [Music used: Intro - Holy Diver by Dio | Outro - Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul (featuring MC Skat Kat)]

Just a lil shorty for you this week as we discuss overall thoughts on the first 26 episodes. We also talk about plans for moving forward into Season 2, aka Part 3: Stardust Crusaders. [Music used: Intro -- Roll With The Changes by REO Speedwagon | Outro -- Expresso Love by Dire Straits]

We all wear masks... Metaphorically speaking. [Music used: Intro - Kill the King by Rainbow | Outro - Rose of Cimarron by Poco]

MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, Larry Davis and George Brundle began a podcast about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Now, they have been awoken from their millennia-long slumber, as the advent of Steel Ball Run draws near...

We're here! The Final Countdown! Pucci is here too, and he has a new stand named after an absolutely awful Paul McCartney song. Will Jolyne and the crew be able to stop him before he reaches Heaven? Uhhh, I don't know, I think that'll be next week. Link to watch Roulette Stars of Metro Detroit, the Electric Six movie referenced: https://electricsix.vhx.tv/videos/roulettefulldigital [Music used: In...

Detour One (of two) sees us checking out the Rohan episodes that came out while we were both in our Michael Jackson-style hibernation tubes. Because there are only two episodes, we end up filling time with more terrible impressions, because that's what the people love! I assume. I don't have comments turned on here, because I don't need LITERALLY TENS of people telling me I sound like a freak nerd...

This week, Araki read an article about Rods and decided he wanted to draw Astro Boy. All normal occurrences for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, because, heh heh, I tell you whut, this Adventure sure is Bizarre! The important thing is, we spend most of this episode doing bad impressions. Some bad on purpose, some not. Which is which? We'll let YOU be the judge!! Sound off in the comments! Like and subscr...

Somehow, Shigechi has returned... But anyway, this week, we witness the birth of a new... Character? Stand? Saibaman? Not entirely sure so far, but there's definitely a bunch of grotesque body horror included. Remember that part in The Thing where they're using a defibrillator on the guy? Hahaha yeah it was pretty cool. Why am I asking? No reason. Nothing to be concerned about. [Music used: Intro...

We're back in the groove! We remembered how to make podcasts! No more Low-Energy Bull Shit, we're here to ROCK and ROLL and GET STUCK IN SHIT-PIPES and SHOOT ALLIGATORS! Limp Bizkit is here and he's being a real freak as we engage in more Bone Identification and talk at length about the Martin McDonagh film The Banshees of Inisherin. George also gives a trip report on M-Three-Gan. If only Roger Eb...

This week, we have the most explicit liver-ripping action since John Waters' 1994 classic Serial Mom! Then we have the debut of our new pal Weather Report, who's here to help Jolyne battle some absolute freak who shoots his nuts at her. Metal nuts, yknow, like as in "nuts and bolts". Man, Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts was a good game. Too bad they never made another. I know there's Besiege, and it...

This week, we find out what happened with Manhattan Transfer! Or I did, George already watched this episode last week because he doesn't know how numbers work, I guess. He's trying to make me look the fool, but I will have the last laugh... I sent him a Batman comic, but little does he know that I have also included in the package a very deadly bacteria that will cause a powerful infection. Let's...

We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story! The dinosaurs are US, because we're OLD MEN here to talk about ANIME! ~It's been~ 3 years, but we're going to discuss more of the JoJos, and this time it's about WOMEN in PRISON! Unfortunately, Pam Grier isn't here, but we have plenty of colorful characters to get acquainted with. We're going to speculate on the bust size of all of them. That's the Stand and Deliver...

Stay tuned.

This week, we discuss Furious 7, the final movie featuring Paul Walker. It also has Kurt Russell and Jason Statham, so this is pretty much the best one.   [Music used: Intro -- Stickshifts and Safetybelts by Cake | Outro -- Drive My Car by The Beatles]

This week on Star Tracking, after discussing Final Fantasy X and Blazing Chrome, we get a wacky Ferengi adventure, as Quark, Rom, and Nog travel back to Roswell, New Mexico in the 1940s. Hijinx ensue!  [Music used: Intro -- Deep Space Nine theme | Outro -- Space Truckin' by Deep Purple]

Time for everyone's favorite subject, Star Wars! Also Kamen Rider. And there was some business about an arrow and a guy dying. We're almost done. Jesus Christ in heaven please let us go free. (Due to the show being off for the next couple of weeks, no Roulette this time... But we'll be back next week regardless.) [Music used: Intro -- Terminal Heaven's Rock by The Pillows | Outro -- Hope to Die by...

This week, we bid farewell to a member of the group who we never liked, and then talk about the time Mulder found a fish-man stuck in a tube. (Next week's Anime Roulette selection: Black Clover, Episode 53) [Music used: Intro -- Thrills by Cake | Outro -- Headline News by Weird Al] [Tokusatsu Roulette theme: Go Down Gamblin' by Blood, Sweat, and Tears]

It was only a matter of time before Tokusatsu Roulette let us down, but all things considered, it could have been much worse! It could have been something as bad as SKET Dance.  And not a lot happened in JoJo this week. Just table-setting, mostly. So you know, things get a bit off-topic. (Next week's Tokusatsu Roulette selection: Shuriken Sentai Ninninger, Episode 30) [Music used: Intro -- Androgy...