Stabby Stabby

The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments.  Eric is missing, Moleman is to blame, and Dan and Greg kick off year 5 with a little hoedown of their own! While discussing podcast powerhouse Fred Olen Ray's 1997 film Bikini Ho...

It's the second half of the 4th annual Hugo Awards! Rejoin the boys as we bicker about who should win best supporting and lead performances of the year, who should be crowned the best director, and what will go down in history as our favorite movie of 2024. We also take a break to celebrate 200 (!!) episodes of Stabby Stabby! We talk genres, languages, countries, directors, actors, user score...

It's the 4th annual Hugo Awards! Join the boys as we look back on another year of wonderful, lovable, sometimes-trash films in an awards ceremony we made up because it's fun to rank things. What songs can't we get out of our heads? Whose car was the sleekest? Whose body was the hottest? Is Greg wearing his tuxedo thong? Do we still have tiny baby bodies? All these questions will be...

The story so far: After almost a year of being trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, and dealing with all the bad things that happened to them, the struggle becomes real... This week, the boys are dealing with the trauma from recent events. Are they becoming the monster after all?! To figure out this problem, they decide to watch 1988's Th...

The story so far: After almost a year of being trapped in an underground VHS movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, the boys find themselves curse by a box that's swapped the heads between their bodies. Maybe an obscure 90's giallo could break the curse... This week on the podcast, it's time for Italian cinema! Join the boys as they indulge in Lamberto Bav...

Still stuck down a magical movie mole hole, the boys take a deep dive into the 1977 Japanese occult film Curse of the Dog God . Along the way, they discuss accidental animal-vehicle homicide. If you were a demon-possessed soul, what food would lure you out? And what exactly is the mysterious inugami , and why does it matter in Japanese folklore? It’s doggy deities gone wild! Leave us a 30 second v...

The story so far: The boys have been trapped in an underground 80s movie store for almost a year and are doing their best to stay alive and entertained. This week, home improvement becomes the name of the game for the boys, so instead of working hard and actually getting things done, they decide to watch a movie, and land on watching the shot-on-video splatter film Cannibal Campout (1988)! We veer...

The story so far: Energy is waning in the movie hole as the boys sober up after all the recent holiday celebrations only to sink into the dread of a new year looming ahead of them. Happy new year! Happy new year? Oh god, it's a new year. Join the boys as they dive face-first into their anxieties about the coming year by watching the cult classic Richard Stanley film Hardware (1990). Will the...

In this special Christmas themed episode, the boys dive deep into the genre-defining 1974 classic Black Christmas . While taking dirty phone calls and breaking down the film, we create the new Christmas franchise "Scare-olers”, make our own holiday anthology, and spend a lot of time talking about why movies are freaking cool. It's a festive good time filled with movie hole magic that you...

The story so far: Having become trapped underground in an 80s-era movie store run by a mole man for almost a year, the boys are starting to plan for the upcoming holidays! This week, the boys are on the receiving end of some divine intervention and end up watching The Boy God (1982), a fantasy/horror/kids film from the Philippines! While it's not an actual Christmas film, we get into discussi...

The story so far: Almost a year ago, the boys got trapped in a magical movie hole, and as a result Dan is beginning to show signs of scurvy... This week, join the boys as we break down the infamous 1980's musical disaster The Apple. While learning about the history and plot of the film, we also discuss the history of Cannon Films, when underground movies are too above-ground, the sledgehammer...

The story so far: In the magical movie hole, the boys emerge from their turkey-induced food comas. However, the relentless barrage of horror flicks is starting to mess with Greg’s psyche. Can he handle another movie, or will his brain finally short-circuit? Tune in to witness the slow unraveling of one man’s sanity. This week, Greg’s in a funk, and no, not the groovy kind. To cheer him up, Dan and...

The story so far: Still trapped in the magical underground movie hole, the boys are celebrating the holidays as best as they can!  Happy Thanksgiving! We're celebrating with our best friend Handy and his giant extended family! While the sentient severed hands are preparing dinner and making a mess of the place, we decide to get into the spirit of Thanksgiving by watching the 1982 man vs natur...

The story so far: Still trapped in the magical underground movie hole, Dan and Greg are adjusting to Eric's beautiful new golden Dutch boy hair which has granted him both immortality and a bit of an attitude. Hello! How are you? We're doing great. Join us as we dive into R.O.T.O.R. (1987), a movie that's wriggled its way into all of our hearts as an instant so-bad-its-good classic....

The story so far: After stumbling down a mysterious dried-up well and tunneling through the stone walls to search for an escape, the boys have been trapped in a mysterious, underground, 80s-era-inspired VHS rental shop called Moleman's Movie Hole for months. Recently dying and coming back to life has left them with concerns. After drifting through space and heading for heaven, the boys are ba...

The story so far: After stumbling down a mysterious dried-up well and tunneling through the stone walls to search for an escape, the boys have been trapped in a mysterious, underground, 80s-era-inspired VHS rental shop called Moleman's Movie Hole for months.  Becoming disembodied, the boys float through space, heading toward whatever the afterlife offers. But space is big, and they have time...

The story so far: After stumbling down a mysterious dried-up well and tunneling through the stone walls to search for an escape, the boys have been trapped in a mysterious, underground, 80s-era-inspired VHS rental shop called Moleman's Movie Hole for months. Now, in their final week celebrating spooky season with Sellout October, Greg gets a mysterious note thrown down the well... Happy Hallo...

The story so far: After falling in a well and living in an underground movie store, the boys are now celebrating Sellout October! The boys anxiously sit and wait for Trick Or Treaters to show up at the bottom of the well, and get in the holiday spirit by watching the classic Fright Night (1985)! To distract themselves from the potential harsh reality of no one showing up, they delve into discussin...

The story so far: After falling in a well and living in an underground movie store, the boys are now celebrating Sellout October! After unveiling their Halloween costumes to each other, the boys sit down to take a trip with Jason Voorhees to the Big Apple and watch Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan! While questioning the film's controversial and misleading title, they delve into t...

The story so far: Its Sellout October in the movie hole and the boys' celebration is in full swing. After Greg gets trapped with his head in a bowl of vodka, the boys discuss their viewing of 2000's Final Destination, one of the few 90-00's horror franchises that actually brings something new and interesting to the genre. Along the way, they also get distracted by how spiders are sc...

It's the most wonderfully terrifying time of the year! Join the boys as they kick off Spooky Season with the 1988 supernatural horror film Pumpkinhead directed by special effects wizard Stan Winston. The conversation ranges from farm cabins, the Pumpkinhead yogurt connection, cool kills, and Dan’s love for little old witch ladies.  Grab a blanket, dim the lights, and get cozy as we peel back...

The story so far: Long after being trapped in an underground abandoned blockbuster movie hole run by a Mole Man, the boys embark on new adventures. With Eric "indisposed," Dan and Greg follow their new friend Handy into the previously unknown sections of their underground home, and they end up in the podcast studio of Bill and Scott, better known as Terrible Delights! Together, the fours...

The story so far: Long after being trapped in an underground abandoned blockbuster movie hole, the boys are in the middle of renovating their recently-destroyed adults-only section of the film selection when a small, adorable friend returns for a visit. The boys deep dive into the 2000's horror-comedy-demon-nun-zombie-thing The Convent! What is it about late-90s-early-2000's editing that...

The story so far: The boys are gassed and relocated back to the underground movie hole. They decide to take on a renovation project and uncover a not so fresh mystery. This week the boys view The Hand a 1981 American psychological horror film written and directed by Oliver Stone. They discuss boat cucks, stump bumps, old young men, and invent a new drinking game. It has no brain, but it can think....

The story so far: After being trapped in an underground movie hole for months, the boys tried burrowing through the cave walls only to find themselves trapped in an underground sex dungeon. The boys enter a world of dreams after unlocking some dungeon doors and are drawn to discussing the low-budget 1989 film Beyond Dream's Door. While floating around underground, they'll lose track of t...