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This week the boys are on thin ice – Moleman is back and thinking about evicting them. Can they win him over and convince him to stick around for a movie night featuring one of his favorite directors? Join the gang as they peel back the pastel-painted layers of suburban America’s seedy underbelly in Blue Velvet . Do the chicken walk with Kyle MacLachlan, debate whether Curious George has a tail, a...

The story so far: Trapped underground in a magical molehole video store for over a year, our boys are missing what they used to have... This week, we reminisce about our old Magic Box that got swept away in a tornado, so we use a magical mole scroll to try summon it back. But it doesn't go to plan. We learn a bit more about MoleMan's history, but end up having to watch the SOV fantasy/sw...

The story so far: Aside from being trapped in the magical movie hole for so long, nothing crazy's been going on! We used to find magical boxes and go through portals into the afterlife, but today we're just burning up because this July has been SO HOT. Hello! I hope you're well. How's your dog? Oh my god, I'm so sorry I had no idea. Anyway, this week we watched Kathryn Big...

The story so far: After being trapped under ground for over a year in a mysterious movie store called "Moleman's Movie Hole," the boys still find ways to entertain themselves...typically with movies. This week, Eric's back! And after mistakingly grabbing the wrong movie off the shelf, we sit back to watch the 1986 horror/thriller classic The Hitcher! Come for the discussion on...

The story so far: After over a year trapped underground, the boys still make horrible decisions to pass the time. This week, Eric is comatose and in the way of the quarterly Molehole cleaning day, so we have a little fun with him and somehow end up deciding to watch the 1989 mystical action film American Rickshaw! We discuss homework holes, drive-thru strip clubs, bachelor boys, the reasons not to...

The story so far: Things in the movie hole drag on. Maybe it's the movies (or maybe it's the body odor and beer) but Dan is starting to snap. They create life. Sometimes, they take it away. This week's episode is all about moms and how they can be serial killers sometimes! The boys break down John Waters' 1994 classic satire Serial Mom. Between the movie's kills, awkward s...

The story so far: So much happens in the Movie Hole (like dying, killer robots, killer clowns, magic mole scrolls, etc) that sometimes it's nice to take a break from all the insanity. Who knew other people could check-out movies from the Movie Hole?! Well when Moleman closes a door, he opens a window, so we make do with what we have and check out the 1976 animal exploitation Thai action film...

Eric’s been mysteriously trapped in the bathroom… with the brain-in-a-jar. Greg and Dan investigate. What could possibly go wrong? This week, the boys dive into the brain-melting madness of Altered States (1980)—a film that asks the big questions, like: “What happens if I eat a mountain of mushrooms and take a naked nap in a sensory deprivation tank? Will I turn into a monkey?” Join them as they d...

The story so far: After last week's discovery of an inter-dimensional radio (dubbed THEO) built from parts harvested from Greg's doomed foray into robotics (also dubbed THEO), Eric's up to something in the bathroom with the brain-in-a-jar... Well well well, look what time it is. It's time for you to be right here, reading this, hopefully avoiding some work. It's also time...

The story so far: Over a year into living in an underground movie store run by an anthropomorphic moleman, new technology opens up our world... This week, Greg puts wires into a brain and somehow we connect to mystical radio waves and here ourselves in...another dimension?! We stumble into a random show where we work at a men's nail salon? AND we hear Greg discussing a Bigfoot cryptid! So wit...

The story so far: Over a year into living in an underground movie store, we kind of add a new friend into the mix... After cleaning up the mess of T.H.E.O. from the previous week, we now have to take care of a brain! And we all know there's only one way to learn how to do that -- watch a weirdo film that has vibes of Frank Henenlotter and David Lynch! In this case, it's the new Bleeding...

The story so far: Its been over a year since the boys were trapped in the magical movie hole and Greg, ever the intrepid one, has a surprise in the works to help them all choose movies... Hello! Hi! Welcome back! You look so good! Really happy to see you today. How's your day been? Mine's been pretty good. Just sitting here trying to write a description for a podcast. You ever hear of a...

Welcome to the first episode of Greg's Cryptid Corner , a new podcast from us here at Stabby Stabby! We're dropping the first episode into our main feed, but it will be its own show with its own feed with new episodes every Wednesday! Hope you guys enjoy! Today we're camping outside of Flatwoods, West Virginia. We'll figure out where we all fall on the cryptid-believer scale, a...

The story so far: Still stuck in the movie hole for over a year now, the boys search for new ways to entertain themselves. This week on Stabby Stabby, we make due with what we have (i.e. a pile of bones!) and start a new band! Sadly none of us know how to play bones, so we check out the folklore-heavy British/Turkish coproduction of 1987s Born of Fire to get us there! While marveling at the beauty...

The story so far: Still stuck in the movie hole, the boys are torn between watching a giallo or a spaghetti western. Also Dan still has a gun for some reason. This week on Stabby Stabby, join the boys as we discuss the 2017 Belgian neo-western arthouse giallo crime thriller Let the Corpses Tan! It's got stunning imagery, amazing sound design, hundreds of pounds of gold bars, and bodily fluids...

The story so far: After shooting himself through the hand with a surprise gun, Dan's in need of medical attention. Hello. Do you like Zu's? You should! This week, we get lost in the incredible, non-stop, zany, over-the-top masterpiece Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain. Dan does his best to summarize the plot, but Greg and Eric keep him distracted with cloth magic, eyebrows, and muscle...

The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments.  This week, we deal with the mental and emotional consequences of our time travel actions. Knowing we're in the presence of some sort of evil cult, we dive into Enter the Devil (1...

The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. More molescrolls continue to pop up! This week, we come across a brand new molescroll that's been hiding from us which could allow us to time travel! But, being a bunch of buffoon...

The story so far: After being away for a week, Eric returns to the movie hole with a fresh catch to share with his best buds. To celebrate, the guys throw on a movie. Hello! Remember Deathstalker from a few weeks ago? This week we're diving into the sequel. Swords, boobs, pithy one-liners, bad plotting, wrestling rings, and Monique Gabrielle almost steal the show, but we manage to spin off a...

The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. While Eric is off on a journey of reflection and relaxation, Greg worries that the underground could be filled with more monstrous creatures like Moleman! To help ease our minds and ge...

The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. This week, Greg DMs a quick game of D&D, but everyone is pretty terrible at it. So we decide to watch a movie to get us more into the mindset of adventuring -- 1983's Deathsta...

The story so far: Balls. Hello! This week on the podcast, the boys use a totally mature method to land on watching a classic 80's Soviet children's film that's got space ships, planet-destroying chemical weapons, hairy 4-armed archaeologists, time travel, dragons, magicians, screaming birds, the Baba-Yaga, and balls. Will we get swept away by all the hallmarks of Soviet cinema? Or w...

The story so far: Three friends are trapped in an underground movie rental store managed by a magical anthropomorphic mole man, have adventures, and watch movies to pass the time and figure ways out of predicaments. Dan wakes up with a new ailment, and we decide that the only way to cure him is to watch the 1994 shot-on-video film Savage Harvest...because that makes sense! While trying to exorcise...

The story so far: A year after being trapped in a magical underground movie rental store. Eric is back, Dan and Greg are recovering from their fungal adventures, and it’s time to get weird.  This week, the boys pry open their peepers and glue them to Anguish (1987), a mind-melting horror trip directed by Bigas Luna and starring Zelda Rubinstein and Michael Lerner. As they try to resist the film’s...

The story so far: A year after being trapped in a magical underground movie rental store, Eric has been missing for 2 weeks and Greg and Dan are beginning to fall apart without him. This week, join most of the boys as we drive a flaming FBI van into the gasoline-soaked heart of 1997's The Rage. It's got cars, car guts, Gary Busey, hundreds of cops shooting people, David Carradine, boat c...