SPRING BREAK 1985

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss dirty soda and other Mormon and/or Mormon-coded things, reality television, various Heathcliffs, FYE, Zoe Kravitz, dystopian smartphone features, and Presidential Libraries. They also finally return to Crime Time.

Charlie Tiedemann (Vanderpump Villa) joins Stevie, Tim, and Kattoo to discuss his time on the show, how to meet people out, what makes a good bar, the greatest karaoke bar in the PNW, Creed, a new drink monstrosity, a fistfight set to Carrie Underwood, the spirit and power of friendship, bridesmen and men of honor, the malicious polycule draft, the perfect breakup locations, delicious street meat,...

In this extended, lore-heavy return episode, Stevie, Tim, and Kattoo talk about moving woes, the changes in Wilmington since Stevie left, impish assistants, the CIA, evolutions in liberal zionism, warabs vs. wereabs, incest (spoiler: we are against it), bell hooks,  Stevie’s attempts to learn Gaeilge, a new hobby, issues in the Catholic Church, old dads, the WHCD shooting, the scouts, spiders, hik...

Kattoo and Tim discuss the Trump MSG rally, the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest, the world series, Tony Hinchcliffe's performance, Kattoo going on a ghost tour. 

Tim and Kattoo are unsupervised again, and midway through the episode, the mayor of their city is indicted.

A very late drop of an episode recorded nearly a month ago about the presidential debate.

After some episodes became irrelevant because of developments in the political world, Tim and Kattoo did an episode about Twisters, and this is that.

Kattoo and Tim discuss Justin Timberlake's DUI arrest in the Hamptons, mosh pit etiquette, antivax comedians, and House of the Dragon.

Kattoo and Tim discuss Super Mario Odyssey, Morgan Spurlock, Tim’s birthday party, AI, Hasan and streaming in general,  a bad British father, comedy, the new billionaire sub, Epstein, Bill Clinton, the 2020 election chess board Stevie bought Kattoo, and more.

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss Bridgerton,  high school incidents, off-color jokes, JFK, the Curse of Tippecanoe, malt liquor, smoking in bars, Sparks vs. Four Loko, alter egos, the visceral joy of smashing tube TVs, slamming phones, high speed rail, Planet of the Apes, and jester’s privilege.

In an extremely unsupervised episode, Kattoo and Tim discuss the unplanned hiatus, the Santos/Fuentes beef, gay Republicans, King Charles’ portrait, political dynasties, cat size, Olympic anti-sex beds, drug tests, movie magic, fake IDs, raw milk, Shogun, Challengers, anime, and Applebees.

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss fashion, Drunk Shakespeare, Busytown jobs, a new luxury bus to the Hamptons, Senior Assassins, a new game of Kattoo’s invention that is the idea of the year, and NYU professor Scott Galloway's tremendously stupid and incorrect theory on why the campus protests are happening.

In an extraordinarily delayed episode, Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss campus protests, Astoria pizza wars, bad drivers, Kattoo’s status as the Ralph Nader of women, wife guys vs. husband girls, the ongoing temper tantrum by NYU professor Shai Davidai, and other topics. Recorded on 4/22.

In a jam-packed episode, Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss Clarence Thomas’ no-call no-show, Iran’s retaliation to Israel bombing their consulate in Damascus, Eric Adams getting embarrassed on the Breakfast Club, the homelessness crisis, squatters, train hopping, punk houses, pirates, cover bands, J.K. Rowling’s Holocaust revisionism/denial (which we can talk about because we’re American), the risin...

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss affordable housing, advice for the yutes, 23-year-old-style meals, the eclipse, and Dune 2.

The gang is back together! Stevie, Tim, and Kattoo discuss hot dog flavored water, Israel's escalation (and make an impassioned plea to our one Israeli listener), the parts of each of our lore that will inspire conspiracy theories about us, squatters, Rowdy Hall's victory in their façade battle, and Guitar Hero 3. There's another 40 minutes or so of discussion, which will be available...

Stevie and Tim are joined by Bryan Quinby (Guys, P.O.D. Kast) to talk USA Network shows, 2000s-style friendships vs. modern friendships, driving etiquette, the Hamptons (and a little bit of crime), shock jocks, flubs, vacations, side hustles, podcaster inside baseball, walking, and more. You can find Bryan at murderxbryan on the socials. Bryan: https://www.patreon.com/MurderXBryan Us: https://www....

The gang is back together! Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault, the Diddy raid, the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse (and conspiracy theories thereof), mayors named Brandon, time travel, the political pressures being projected onto Sydney Sweeney’s titties, YouTube drama, and Stevie finally names a celebrity he fumbled.

Stevie and Tim are joined for crime time by Tiktok star, youtuber, actor, and musician Austin Archer aka Your Pal Austin. Austin's new film, Riddle of Fire, hits theaters today.

Stevie and Tim talk aging, Dan Nainan, yearning, Warped Tour, the books of our youth, the ruinous parental panopticon plaguing our schools, parenting advice for the parents of zoomers and gen alpha, Accutane rage, and Stevie tells the first half of like a dozen stories.

Stevie, Tim, and Kattoo talk Oscars, parasocial relationships, bad faith attacks on Jonathan Glazer's speech, how to deal with fights, and more.

Stevie and Kattoo talk about spring break news, Florida, the SCOTUS decision on Trump's ballot status, trains, Hamptons house drama, trains, Madame Web, and inconvenient emails. Sydney Sweeney, come on the pod.

On Friday, Stevie and Kattoo experienced a cinematic revelation, a fit of ecstatic reverie unleashed upon them and their unsuspecting compatriots: Madame Web. They discuss this movie—a trash film, but a delightful theatergoing experience—with Tim, who did not see it at all.

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim talk Breakdance Dad, NYPD's dance team, along with several non-dancing topics like natalism, Barry Keoghan, and the Catholic tendency toward bling.

Sorry for the delay! In this episode, the gang discusses the Super Bowl, conspiracy theories, money from God, and scromiting. (If you're wondering where episode 4 is, it's a Patreon-only release until we have enough listeners to activate subscriptions here, at which point we'll add it here as well)