spoonerism

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about prepping for the Fourth of July and the US World Cup Game. We discuss what summer you could be having —  a Glizzy Summer vs. a Sardine Summer. Weight in... which are you? We chat about preemptively celebrating our 40th episode, Jordan selling her car, and play a game where we guess if American History headlines are real or fake news.  Thanks f...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on straddling your sleeping neighbors on airplanes to get to the restroom, Ren’s first Father’s Day present, and accidentally playing videos out loud in public places.  Ren takes the lead, quizzing Taylor and Jordan on their knowledge of Australian lingo. From “servo” to “telling me porkies” — See how many you can guess! Thanks for listening! Don’t...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on dreams sparked by a dwindling gummy supply, World Cup activities, and horror movies. We talk about why young talent deserves a seat at the table and the return of brand nostalgia. Then we dive into a topic that’s been on our minds lately: creeps. We discuss what makes someone feel creepy, share stories, and explore the spectrum from harmlessly od...

We're back for another episode where we catch up on attending a West Coast Shrimp Boil, Taylor cosplaying as a churchgoer, horror movie comfort, and terrible dreams. Today's episode is focused on modern dating. We answer rapid-fire questions about first dates: Should your date pick you up? Should you kiss on the first date? How long should a first date be? When do you leave once it goes wr...

Back by popular demand is Ren for Bloke Week!  He introduces the episode by explaining Taylor and Jordan’s absence — a gala and Kentucky Boyfriend Fair, of course. He then gets into facts about worms. Ask a worm anything on his site AskAWorm.com . It has an astute answer for how Jordan can find love.  We then replay Episode 7: Rat Merkins, Spells and Wine Weekends. We talk about being afflicted wi...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about making good weekend choices, like not going to a rave and putting a duvet cover on. Taylor shares how she used to perform on cruises while in high school.  We answer a listener’s photography question—how to take better nudes and get your partner to capture more flattering shots.  We share what we’ve been thinking about — fads! Ren’s nostalgia...

We’re back for another episode where we sit down with Ren, our resident fashion and commercial photographer, to ask every photography question the audience has ever wanted answered. We catch up on the dos and don’ts of being a photography assistant today, Ren’s photography inspiration, the best photography setup for your Hinge profile, his dream model to shoot, the best and worst people he's e...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on scheduling showers on Google Calendar, getting the ick from the way a hot guy got on a bike in Venice, and why walking in non-walkable cities feels deeply embarrassing. We discuss unmoanable names, debate whether adults can still say “mummy” and “daddy,” and decide whether Ren should one day be called “Big Fella” instead of dad. Then it’s officia...

Introducing “Bloke Week,” where Ren introduces the podcast solo and shares all the topics he wishes he could talk about when Jordan and Taylor are around. We replay Episode 8, where we caught up on why people experience road rage, how a gang of sexy Mississippi monkeys was on the loose, and how Taylor wishes getting things on sale was her superpower. We discussed if camel toe leggings will become...

We're back for another episode where we catch up about Jordan losing her voice at Stagecoach, how the best acts were Pitbull and Third Eye Blind, and the mass evacuation due to desert winds. Taylor shares a work phone call faux pas, as well as a special talent, which involves manifesting nude photos from anyone, anywhere. We share something we've been thinking about — archetypes. From fash...

We’re back for another episode where we replay Taylor’s arrest episode (Episode 3)! She was wrongfully jailed over an unpaid ticket, and the story somehow gets even crazier from there. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to share, follow, rate, and leave a review. Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with Taylor, Jordan, and Ren

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about having a baby is basically the same sleep schedule as going to Coachella. We discuss Justin Bieber’s set, the stages and sets worth knowing, and swap funny stories.  We share what we’ve been thinking about — crushes… We discuss why we act differently when we’re crushing and share stories on how we tried to get their attention, including harmle...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about going to Coachella, Facebook Marketplace interactions that feel like psychological experiments, and how your nails can be representative of your personality. We talk about how Charlie’s Angels paved the way for women leads in TV—and apparently for our festival attitudes. We share what we’ve been thinking about — dreams! We get into unhinged li...

We’re back for another episode, we catch up on bad plane neighbors that scroll escorts, Weezer concerts in Venice, covering your old nails with leather gloves, and whether you should take children into the same sex bathroom as you or as them.  We share what we’ve been thinking about — in-laws! A mom who arrives unannounced, whether there are bad fathers-in-law, too, and other confessional submissi...

We’re back for another episode where Ren returns sharing the tales of a week of fatherhood while Taylor shares tales of mothering a new viral video. We discuss Xu Bo and how he’s fathered 100 heirs he hopes to work for his company.  We share what we’ve been thinking about — office hooks ups on the rise again. Top performers and talent are hot; uncertainty is hot; there’s only two way an office rom...

We're back for another episode where Ren is out of office on father duty! The girls chat about barely making it through set up without Ren, Velvet Hammer, the electrolyte drink packet that’s perfect for daily fantasies, and Etsy witches.  Taylor gives us a download on Oscars fashion moments — best and worst dressed, wanted to like it but didn’t, and who invited you. We identified who is respon...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on men using the same old tricks to talk to women: pretending to lose your phone on the flight and ex-flings using new holidays to slide back into your messages. We share sassy flight attendant stories and how Jordan flushed her AirPods down the toilet. We share what we’ve been thinking about — quality inventions that should be made immediately, and...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up about Berlin DJ sets are not for the faint of heart, shooting content for Only Fans, and befriending neighborhood squirrels.  We share what we’ve been thinking about — celebrity body doubles, Punch the Monkey being another lost childhood actor, and Gen Z’s not giving up on drinking.  Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a re...

We’re back for our 21st episode! We catch up about how Ren celebrated his 18th birthday, drinking FourLocos before teen nights in the early 2000’s, and if exes can ruin favorite things for you.  We share what we’ve been thinking about — a Sunday Confessionals reveal of your most irrational dating icks, followed by hitting on people via note sharing  Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, ra...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on how we all slowly become our parents, celebrating the Year of the Horse with no showers, how you have to be really still to go undetected in the back of a Waymo, and how Wuthering Heights hits great on 4 margaritas.  We share what we’ve been thinking about — a Sunday Confessionals reveal of weirdest celebrity run-ins, a restaurant concept based o...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on Jordan going to the Super Bowl, Ren’s shoe lace incident, and Taylor’s hot take on tortilla chips. We share two Sunday Confessional dating stories — one about having two boyfriends, the other about bringing home a date to the wrong apartment.  Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review! Follow us for more on Instagram...

We’re back for another episode where we catch up on Taylor’s trip to Italy, Jordan’s travels to the couch and Ren’s latest perv update.  We share what we've been thinking about — Justin Bieber’s Grammy shorts and Bad Bunny playing at the Super Bowl. We lament about non-uniformity across shower nozzles and missed opportunities for a Pretty Woman moment.  Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to fo...

We’re back for another episode, diving into getting uninvited to fashion shows, sneaking into movie premieres, and being hit on in the most bizarre places. We revisit 2016: the golden era of brunch and serviced apartments, and unpack Gen Z language. We also talk about Taylor’s facial dysmorphia (the good kind) and discuss how Ozempic might be helping the environment. Thanks for listening! Don’t fo...

We're back with another episode where we talk about attempting Dry January, clearing the roster, recent travels, accidental job and charity scams, and getting bangs. Starting this Sunday, look out for an opportunity to be featured on the podcast through our Instagram stories. Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, rate, and leave a review! Follow us for more on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@spoonerismpod⁠...

We're back with millennial handshake anxiety, fast food menu shaming, our reviews of current film and series' titles, plus general catching up with the spoons. Thanks for listening! Don't forget to follow, rate, review and get to know Taylor, Jordan and Ren over at @spoonerismpod on Instagram.