Spoil Me

Thank you to Lauren for commissioning this episode! In this episode, I am absolutely disgusted with Alba and I'm really hoping that she snaps the fuck out of it in the next episode because as far as I'm concerned she's 100% in the wrong and Jane is 50% in the wrong for the way she's trying to police her mother's reaction to extremely shitty, dismissive treatment. Other stuff happens, but that's th...

Thank you so much to Natalia for commissioning this episode! In this installment, we get to see some super sus behavior on Aaron's part, and I have my doubts about whether the "captured by the cartel" thing is really what it looks like. Meanwhile, Jane is struggling with writer's block, and is similarly blocked about what to do what to do about Rafael's proposal, and Xo is worried she's pregnant....

Thank you very much to Joanna for commissioning this episode! This is a pretty wild episode, because we find out that Zaz's brother is his twin, which needless to say causes some confusion for people. Rafael's father is discovered in the fountain, and Rose is over here contacting Luisa to run away with her? And maybe Luisa AGREED? Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new ep...

Thank you so much to Lauren for commissioning this episode! This episode was full os surprises, because I definitely didn't think we were going to get Michael figuring out that Rose is Sin Rostro this early in the season. There's also an extremely emotional storyline about Jane's baby having a potential marker for a chromosome abnormality, and I get extremely weepy about it. Thanks so much to you...

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode, this whole book, and the previous book, because I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! Let's all cross our fingers that we get another installment of the series soon, and that I'm commissioned to read it, because ohmigod I need it immediately. Thank you all so so much for listening, and I hope to see you very soon.

Thank you to Lauren for commissioning this episode! This is the one where Jane is asked to write the episode where her own father is killed off of HIS OWN SHOW. Literally what are they doing?! Are they going to change the whole name of Passions Of Santos? This is also a really fun one because we're getting an inadvertent live-react of me finding out something very important that I SOMEHOW MISSED T...

Thank you so much to Joanna for commissioning this episode! This is the section of chapters in which Alex & Co. return to hell again, and she finally shares the thing that she feels is the most horrible and selfish thing she's ever done: adopting Babbit Rabbit. This is a rough one, guys. Prepare for some tears on my part. Thank you for listening!

Thank you very much to Lauren for commissioning this episode! This is the episode where Jane has to decide what career path she wants to pursue; is she talented enough to become a writer? Or is that just a pipe dream, and should she become a teacher instead? There's also a bunch of intrigue with Sin Rostro, and Xiomara is struggling a lot with her commitment to remain chaste after her mother's rec...

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters in which Darlington is...back? Kind of? I'm not sure whether this is a fully human Darlington or what is going on, but I'm glad he's back and I'm very frustrated that I didn't see what was going on sooner. Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you very much to Claire for commissioning this episode! This is the one where Alba is in the hospital and there's a hurricane on the way, and meanwhile Michael is exploring the weird secret tunnel under the hotel that leads to an illegal off-the-books plastic surgery suite. Jane is struggling a lot with her abuela being hurt and the stress of things with the storm and Michael being on Rafael...

Thank you to Lauren for commissioning this episode! There are so many wild things happening this episode that I don't even know where to start! We've got the revelation of what happened to Petra's mother, we get the revelation that Petra's mother can actually walk after all, we get a whole fucking secret trap door! I have no idea where this is all going, and I can't wait to see. Thanks for listeni...

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! These chapters are absolutely wild and I should have seen them coming but I didn't. There are demons that feed on hopelessness and despair following around our gang of murderers, wearing the faces of their victims...or in Alex's case, the face of someone she sees as one of her victims. Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a...

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! These chapters were totally gripping, and not just because these are the ones where The Gang Goes To Hell. Nope, these are also the chapters where we find out about who Tripp and Turner murdered, and I'm firmly on their sides in both cases. Their murders made the world a better place, and they did the right thing, but that's none of my business....

Thank you very much to Joanna for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where Alex has to fight back against a fucking vampire which seems super unfair tbh, and manages to get away but I think she's piqued his curiosity and hasn't seen the last of him. Meanwhile there's still this whole Gauntlet to prepare for, and Alex has finally decided that it's time to take care of Eitan and get...

Thank you to Natalia for commissioning this episode! In this one, we've got Jane choosing to drop the lawsuit for reasons that I don't really fully agree with, and we have a truly despicable move coming from Rose when she feels like Luisa is forcing her hand. Meanwhile, Xoimara is struggling with having feelings for Rogelio, and Rafael is getting set up by Petra. Thank you all so much for listenin...

Thank you to Lauren for commissioning this episode! This episode is the one where Jane thankfully pumps the breaks on things with Rafael...until she doesn't. And to be honest, I am really torn on whether or not this is a good idea because while sometimes being prudent and patient is smart when it comes to relationships, there are also times when logic has nothing to do with love and whether things...

Thank you to Claire for commissioning this episode! I'm so angry at Michael this episode. I hope you're ready for me to just rant for a little while at his complete unwillingness to take responsibility for the choices he repeatedly made, and the shock he feels at actually being held accountable. Meanwhile, Jane gets involved with Rafael a lot quicker than I would advise, and starts her student tea...

Thank you so much to Joanna for commissioning this episode! These chapters have a lot happening in them, and there's a considerable one with Tripp playing back into the story! BUT MOSTLY I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE WEIRD DUDE THAT ALEX MEETS BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE HAVE VAMPIRES NOW

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! So these chapters we get a couple of really huge developments. First, we've got Turner getting pulled in and potentially joining their ritual (although I don't know how they're going to get him to agree to being buried alive), Mercy getting all the deets, and then Darlington's parents showing up! So much is happening! Thanks for listening, and I...

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! I'm blown away at how fast things are moving in this book so far, and turns out that we're getting to see what's in the ballroom sooner than I expected. We also flash back to the scene where Alex accidentally reveals some of her powers to Eitan, and winds up becoming a henchman. Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! I'm so excited to be starting the next book, but I'm very upset because it looks like Eitan is back to fuck Alex's life up again and I really resent him for it and want Alex to call in some of the superpowers she works with to take this guy out of her life once and for all. Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon for a new episode!

Thank you to Lauren for commissioning this episode! Now we're finally getting to some big things I've been looking forward to. The one I'm most excited about is that Jane finds out about the secret Michael has been keeping, and I'm feeling like he still doesn't seem to fully understand what was so terrible about what he did. Meanwhile, there's the whole meeting-her-dad situation and that's not goi...

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! OMG. This. Ending. That is all. See you soon!

Thank you very much to Heather for commissioning this episode! This is another packed one, where we see Jane struggling with having feelings for Rafael and feeling like she has to share some things with Michael that I absolutely do not think she has to. Meanwhile, Michael is struggling to keep Petra from being arrested, and finally comes to the conclusion that losing Jane is worse than having to r...

Thank you to Joanna for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which we discover that Darlington was murdered by being lured into the open mouth of a hellhound, and that nobody ever survives that. Not even just physically, either; his soul is gone and that's why he's not on the other side of the veil. But apparently demons can survive? So I'm holding out hope that he's a secret...