Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for January 13th, 2022: The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neighbors who expect favors, parental guitar lessons, and proper bidet usage. We also discuss some of the terrible things that take place on a school bus. We close out the show with an awesome apocalyptic draft that you d...

Spit Hit for January 10th, 2022: We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the preferred method of transporting them. Mike also reveals a secret insecurity he has always had & Owl chimes in with something real smooth. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podc...

Spit Hit for January 6th, 2021: Hey Spitwads! ‘Is This Real Life’ is back in the lineup today! Come along and find out what headlines had the fellas scratching their heads in disbelief. We also get into some great ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios, as always. We polish off this episode with a draft of the best movie props to display in your home. Don’t miss this one! Subscribe and tell your friends abo...

Spit Hit for January 3rd, 2021: Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finish...

Spit Hit for December 30th, 2021: Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finis...

Spit Hit for December 27th, 2021: Isolation can’t hold us down! On this episode, we banter about the grammar police, waxing our bodies, and telekinesis. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy some quarantine confessions as we all isolate in our homes. We wrap up the episode by drafting our 'Social Distancing Essentials'. Stay safe & healthy out there! Subscribe and tell your friends about another...

Spit Hit for December 23rd, 2021: Calling all doctors! Please listen & write in to help us diagnose Jason’s medical condition… Also on today’s show, by popular demand, we hit Jason with a surprise new segment. Long time listeners can probably guess what it is in 60 seconds or less. As always, we have some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before we head into the ‘Situation Room’. We close out...

On today’s show, we talk about fried squirrels, slippery butter, and slapping our face on some currency. We also have another run-in with our local wizard in The Situation Room. We close things down with a draft of the best places to take a nap. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitbal...

Spit Hit for December 16th, 2021: Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone...

Today we talk about traveling by toilet, burning down your own house, and a pilot that is very lucky to be alive. Then, in honor of the season, we bring some positivity into the world with a draft of the best Christmas traditions. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Pod...

Spit Hit for December 9th, 2021: Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone’...

On this episode, we talk about finding a needle in a haystack and going on a wild goose chase. Jason also learns something new about web URLs live on the show. And then, not to bury the lead or anything, LIAR LIAR returns! Is today the day? Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers...

Spit Hit for December 2nd, 2021: Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore's procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today's show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today's draft. Subscribe and tel...

Spit Hit for November 29th, 2021: Is Owl finally defeated in another edition of Liar, Liar!? Tune in to find out! But before that, we talk about being a b-team champion, how much money you can make as a professional bowler, and the amount of skill necessary to become an olympic curler. We close this episode down with a draft of our least favorite holiday traditions! Subscribe and tell your friends...

Spit Hit for November 25th, 2021: You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe a...

Today we are talking about ideal bedtimes, airplane poop chutes, and playing hooky from work. Then, as we approach the holiday season, we do a battle royale draft of well known holiday mascots. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: Spi...

Spit Hit for November 18th, 2021: On today’s show, we dive deep into the paradoxes of time travel. Mike and Jason aren’t falling for Andy’s oversimplification of it. Mike also takes the time to educate the public on what a ‘Rosy Turd’ is. In ‘The Situation Room’ we discuss the etiquette of dentist hygiene. Not dental hygiene but the cleanliness of our dentists. We put a crown on this episode (low...

We are back with a brand new episode this week! We talk about deadly garage doors, roller coaster parks, pooping while standing, and sleeping on a La-Z-Boy. We also talk about a vacation vs. a trip and when a vacation becomes a residence. We shut the episode down by drafting our own 90’s Film Festival. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode o...

Spit Hit for November 11th, 2021: On today’s episode, we talk about noisy and nosy neighbors. Find out what had Old Man Andy calling the 5-0 in true “get off my lawn” fashion. We also talk about inventing holidays, eating sticks of butter, and uncomfortable store purchases. Then we pass the torch on to our draft segment where we draft ‘Best Olympic Sports’. Subscribe and tell your friends about an...

With Andy out this week to tend to his son, we were unable to record a new episode. We will be back next week with some fresh laughs. Until then, enjoy some of our favorite moments from the first 100 shows!  Spit Hit for November 8th, 2021: EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the potty talk, dad j...

Spit Hit for November 4th, 2021: On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorit...

On today’s episode, we do some foreign currency conversions, discuss being scared 24/7, and living in a world with no tables. We also have the return of ‘Jason Explains’ before diving into another ridiculous edition of ‘Highway To Spell’. We shut down the episode with a draft of things that old people do. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episod...

Spit Hit for October 28th, 2021: We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is req...

Do NOT miss this episode! Jason tells a story of a real-life situation he found himself in this past weekend that was straight out of his worst nightmare. We also talk about animals that fight back, finishing other people’s sentences, and punching through paper. We close it down with a draft of the most “dad” clothing items.  Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about...

Spit Hit for October 21st, 2021: If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware...