Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for September 23, 2021: On today's show, we find out why Mike won't waste his time being courteous to sneezers or answering a text message at 8:01pm. Jason, on the other hand, is far more courteous after a fart than one would expect. We also discuss the unspoken rules of talking at the urinals, the world's longest hair and fingernails, and eating food in the grocery store before you pay f...

Owl faces some pretty egregious allegations on today’s show. You be the judge if it was justified or not. After some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions and a hilarious ‘Highway to Spell’, we close this down with a highly requested Dad Jokes Part III draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with...

Spit Hit for September 16, 2021: We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast be...

You’ve waited long enough. The much-anticipated Owl scat sequel is here. Try not to step in it on your way in. We then discuss if we would rather have our wives or our children host the podcast in our absence. After talking through making our own clothes, biker bar karaoke, and defining an appliance, we close it down with a draft of the worst things to find under your pillow. Re-brand Mondays with...

Spit Hit for September 9, 2021: Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Trav...

We are taking this Monday off to spend the holiday weekend with our family. Enjoy this classic Spitballers episode! Spit Hit for September 6th, 2021: With some serious cash on the line, what is the heaviest animal you think you could knock out with one punch? Are you entitled to a cut of the winnings if a friend uses your money to hit big on the lotto? The guys take a trip to the ‘Situation Room’...

Spit Hit for September 2nd, 2021: On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discuss the pros and cons of parenting a 3 year old boy vs. a 16 year old girl. Then, find out what’s got the fellas dissecting dog poo. Lastly, we close out the episode by drafting ingredients to build the most delicious sa...

On today’s show, we talk about composting toilets, cereal condiments, and some willy nilly accusations. In the Situation Room, Andy is put on trial, we invade our local zoo, and we are granted the ability to summon food on-demand. We light the fuse on this episode with a draft of things to blow up with a stick of dynamite. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about an...

Spit Hit for August 26, 2021: We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell you...

On this episode, we talk about why you shouldn’t leave your seat to grab a snack during certain olympic events. We also discuss the stool rule, amphibious insects, malfunctioning robots, and sewer bears. On the back 9 of this episode we have a ridiculous draft of golf club alternatives. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballer...

Spit Hit for August 19, 2021: On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple u...

On today’s show, we talk about chicken fights, sudsy surfactants, and ploofing in public. In the Situation Room, we talk about eating contests, eternal life, and joining a reality TV competition show. We put a cherry on top with a draft of our favorite frozen yogurt toppings! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Po...

Spit Hit for August 12, 2021: Today in the ‘Situation Room’, Mike finds himself naked in the middle of Macy’s. The fellas also plan a lucrative art museum heist and in the middle of it, we take a break to find out everything Jason knows about France in 60 seconds. Plus - Would you rather only understand half of what your spouse says, or half of what your children say? We put the lid on the show wi...

On this episode, we inadvertently put a major clothing brand name on BLAST. Also, find out what’s got Andy boogering up swimming pools. Then we get educational as we teach you listeners the fundamental differences between some very similar things. We finish off the show with a draft of fictional places we would like to visit. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about...

Spit Hit for August 5, 2021: Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically...

On today’s show, we talk about brownie eating habits, dying on a magic carpet ride, squeegeeing food off the floor, and some passionate trash can takes. We also dish out some life advice that is sure to help listeners around the world navigate tough situations. We close it down with a draft of the best sitcom characters. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about anot...

Spit Hit for July 29, 2021: Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be another fan favorite segment. Also, thanks to the help of an on-air Google search, we discover something new about bananas! This episode concludes with a draft of the most iconic voices in hollywood. Let us know who we missed...

On this episode of the Spitballers, we discuss menu reading superpowers, selfish monster parents, and the classic game of snore & seek. As always, we also tackle some of life’s toughest questions. We countdown to the end of the episode with a draft of the best space movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy...

Spit Hit for July 22, 2021: After a brutal on-air injury, Jason wonders if he will ever sit again. Then, Andy accidentally reveals the secret identity of Producer Borland. After some compelling ‘Would You Rather’ and ‘Great Questions’, we dive into a draft to create the best lineup for our first annual Spitballapalooza music festival. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of...

On this episode, we get a live look into Andy’s parenting life as he exchanges texts with quarreling siblings live on the air. We also discuss party food etiquette and define/invent “The Doorway Effect”. We close things down with a draft of the most overrated activities which are sure to trigger some people. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny epi...

Spit Hit for July 15th, 2021: We have a great show this week in which Mike throws several of his unsuspecting family members under the bus. Not out of the ordinary, we also bring you some excellent advice on farting in public and awkward bathroom attendants. Then, Andy, Mike, and Jason question if there are people that genuinely enjoy running or if they are all just compensating for overpriced run...

On today’s show, we talk about our middle names, our pillow preferences, and randomizing our salaries. Then, “LIAR, LIAR” is back. Will a new victor arise? Tune in to find out! Finally, we terminate the episode by drafting legendary ways to die. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitbal...

As we spend some time with our families this Independence Day, enjoy one of our favorite classic episodes! Episode 86: You’ll hear a couple new voices on today’s show. With Owl Borland down with the sickness, Judge Giamatti is at the controls and comes in hot with a fresh scat. Then, Yosemite Sam comes in to discuss the archaic method of allergy testing. The guys also discuss airplane etiquette, s...

On this episode, we talk about human skipping stones, Jason’s patented technique to avoid cheek bites, and being pitched on an MLM. We end this podcast by drafting Disney characters to start a new podcast with. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Offi...

On today’s show, we talk about grave robbing, the odd shape of Jason’s head, and defining the levels of precipitation. We slay the end of the episode as we draft things to fight a dragon with. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: Spit...