Spitballers Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we talk about fried squirrels, slippery butter, and slapping our face on some currency. We also have another run-in with our local wizard in The Situation Room. We close things down with a draft of the best places to take a nap. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitbal...

Spit Hit for December 16th, 2021: Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone...

Today we talk about traveling by toilet, burning down your own house, and a pilot that is very lucky to be alive. Then, in honor of the season, we bring some positivity into the world with a draft of the best Christmas traditions. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Pod...

Spit Hit for December 9th, 2021: Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone’...

On this episode, we talk about finding a needle in a haystack and going on a wild goose chase. Jason also learns something new about web URLs live on the show. And then, not to bury the lead or anything, LIAR LIAR returns! Is today the day? Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers...

Spit Hit for December 2nd, 2021: Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore's procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today's show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today's draft. Subscribe and tel...

Spit Hit for November 29th, 2021: Is Owl finally defeated in another edition of Liar, Liar!? Tune in to find out! But before that, we talk about being a b-team champion, how much money you can make as a professional bowler, and the amount of skill necessary to become an olympic curler. We close this episode down with a draft of our least favorite holiday traditions! Subscribe and tell your friends...

Spit Hit for November 25th, 2021: You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe a...

Today we are talking about ideal bedtimes, airplane poop chutes, and playing hooky from work. Then, as we approach the holiday season, we do a battle royale draft of well known holiday mascots. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: Spi...

Spit Hit for November 18th, 2021: On today’s show, we dive deep into the paradoxes of time travel. Mike and Jason aren’t falling for Andy’s oversimplification of it. Mike also takes the time to educate the public on what a ‘Rosy Turd’ is. In ‘The Situation Room’ we discuss the etiquette of dentist hygiene. Not dental hygiene but the cleanliness of our dentists. We put a crown on this episode (low...

We are back with a brand new episode this week! We talk about deadly garage doors, roller coaster parks, pooping while standing, and sleeping on a La-Z-Boy. We also talk about a vacation vs. a trip and when a vacation becomes a residence. We shut the episode down by drafting our own 90’s Film Festival. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode o...

Spit Hit for November 11th, 2021: On today’s episode, we talk about noisy and nosy neighbors. Find out what had Old Man Andy calling the 5-0 in true “get off my lawn” fashion. We also talk about inventing holidays, eating sticks of butter, and uncomfortable store purchases. Then we pass the torch on to our draft segment where we draft ‘Best Olympic Sports’. Subscribe and tell your friends about an...

With Andy out this week to tend to his son, we were unable to record a new episode. We will be back next week with some fresh laughs. Until then, enjoy some of our favorite moments from the first 100 shows!  Spit Hit for November 8th, 2021: EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the potty talk, dad j...

Spit Hit for November 4th, 2021: On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorit...

On today’s episode, we do some foreign currency conversions, discuss being scared 24/7, and living in a world with no tables. We also have the return of ‘Jason Explains’ before diving into another ridiculous edition of ‘Highway To Spell’. We shut down the episode with a draft of things that old people do. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episod...

Spit Hit for October 28th, 2021: We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is req...

Do NOT miss this episode! Jason tells a story of a real-life situation he found himself in this past weekend that was straight out of his worst nightmare. We also talk about animals that fight back, finishing other people’s sentences, and punching through paper. We close it down with a draft of the most “dad” clothing items.  Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about...

Spit Hit for October 21st, 2021: If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware...

On this episode, we discuss helping friends move, driving a school bus, and having extremely lucid dreams. Then, in ‘The Situation Room’, we find out what crimes are going to land us life in prison, becoming a supervillain, and huge unflushable poops. We close down this show with a draft of our favorite monster movies. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about anothe...

Spit Hit for October 14th, 2021: Welcome to the poopocolypse.  This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we venture away from butt sniffing, stepping in poop, and poop infused cocktails to end this episode on a merry note with a draft of ‘Best Christmas Songs’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode o...

On today’s show, we talk about perma-clowns, super buff feet, and what gaming looks like as an old man. The fellas also each bring a crazy article to discuss in ‘Is This Real Life?’. Then, we close things down with a draft of the best cheese-based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with th...

Spit Hit for October 7th, 2021: Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally rea...

Today’s episode kicks off with a heated debate about Hollywood. We then talk about Mike’s juvenile crusty forehead problem and pooping in zero gravity. After dishing out some invaluable Life Advice, we ice this show with an NHL mascot battle royale. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spi...

Spit Hit for September 30, 2021: Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solving a flat bicycle tire. Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter:...

Liar, Liar is on today’s show. That is all most of you need to read to get pumped about this episode. But in case it’s not, we also discuss non-terminal velocities, speedwalking, bank robbing, and height thresholds. Then, grab a barf bag and listen in as we draft the worst things to do while nauseous. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of...