Spikology and Life from the Perspective of a Hat

Brent almost gets trampled at the World Cup before running into a celebrity and Sam emerges victorious from his endless battle with his ISP Stabbity stabbity!

Join us in a warm welcome of Jaedon Johnson! Follow him on instagram at jaedon.games. And look out for the newest updates to our game Seadogs & Scallywags! Big news to come soon!

The guys discuss the world cup (or at least the logistics of it), the best New York Times game strategies, and the age old battle between hosts and commenters rages on

One mutton, two mutton, red button, blue button... Roses are red, violets are blue, push this colored button, and be dead with you! Who will survive, the Spike or the Hat? Tune in to this week's episode to find out!

Haircut tips, LEGO corruption, and good old fashioned spikology! What more could you want on a Tuesday morning?

Bleep bloop skeet skop! Your new overlords have arrived! We come in peace... well... if you think razing your cities and mining your world for its resources as peaceful! HAHAHAHA!

An apple a day keeps lil daggers at bay! Pictures painting words painting pictures painting words painting... and how weekly waterboarding can improve your relationships with the people around you! All this and more in this weeks episode of SALFTPOAH!

Do you have any weird daily habits? If they're weirder than ours, then you may have some problems on your hands...

Number 8 will change your life!

Dear listener, without your knowledge, we have secretly recorded your conversations with friends and family that will now appear in SALFTPOAH!

The Spike does everything he can to get himself on a watchlist. The Hat inherits the battle with the Russians

More technical difficulties for the hero Hat to fix and save the day of course... Please show me mercy by the grace of podcast gods! Enjoy the episode!

The guys would probably destroy the entire world... if only Sam could find it

It's the Hat's edit this week, and he brings NRG and a new transition! Also, this week we study how the Spike and the Hat thinks how their ideal workout would go...

Brent and Sam further clarify the rules for their word game, go over short term goals, and discuss the new Harry Potter trailer

The Spike and the Hat meet up for their second ever live episode! And they bring tidings of PHM reviews, another nail biting word game, and becoming stronger than ever before!

As Sam prepares for a looming blizzard, Brent reminds him that the podcast comes before his well being. The show must go on!

UGGHHHHHHH! Duck Game anyone? Is Mallory okay? The Dark Side of the Moon is the greatest album of all time. Is there anybody out there? We can't describe our best friend's face... Ah, we always find something, don't we Sam, that gives us the impression we exist. Yes, yes, we're magicians...

This episode is about... uhhh... misheard lyrics and like... government ID and... ... umm... and other stuff too! We've committed the cardinal sin of bringing attention to it... there's no going back!

Discourse ruins humankind. Without discourse, we have world peace. This culture shock must start soon, and it begins at the movie theatre...

Sam walks around the world, Brent lags behind in the word game, and somebody needs to call PETA

DO YOU LIKE MONEY! Now that I have your attention. Stick around a little. Don't get FOMO! The next minute might just change your life...

SALFTPOAH Report Card: Spelling: C ... Calander, Grey, Lisence, etc. Grammar: B+ ... Think they're smarter than they are Math: D ... Can't multiply Physics - C+ ... Argues with the teacher Recommendation: Hold them back for another year

We bring to you... Astrophysics for Dummies by two men of extraordinarily average intelligence!

Discussion abounds with topics such as: The Bears' meteoric rise and dramatic downfall, pledging immortal service to vending machine gods, and the overhydration of the whole world, in this exciting episode of SALFTPOAH