Speechless Podcast with Jamie and Chandler

This episode contains how weird the clock app can be, bathroom awkwardness, drug testing, funeral todo lists, the Russian mob (respectfully), cat girls, insane bosses, hella drugs, and a couch fit for a romcom. Chandler doesn't know how girls pee.

Warrants, arrests, and EDM coffee served by hot potters. We really are doing our best and the most.

This episode contains Jamie’s dating horrors of 2022. Murder, drugs you don’t pass, lost phone adventures, and Jamie’s final form in her heartbreak boss battle. These little piggies are benched.

This episode contains Mary's happy trail, a preacher in a jail cell, Jamie's transactional dating horrors, unfortunately Chandler's flip phone, suitcases that hold more than clothes, and a guest phone call. Butter, I hardly know her.

This episode contains dating profiles, Jake's cat facts, unfortunately Chandler's flip phone, Mary's food industry tales, the Travolta angle, road vag, line cooks, tooth soup, sAlT lYfE, and Chandler panicking at the disco. Hail, Mary, full of grace.

This episode includes friend blocking your Monday. Nigel bares all, just a jock strap and a bright light, Jamie gets hot for clean audio. Nigel yells at famous people, Intentional hoeing and thirst traps. Worst game of how do i know you... diastemas and burning down historical bars. Aquarius, Virgo, and Sagittarius... makes sense. 

Anywaysssss... This episode contains banana popsicles, French bread, Colorado Chardonnay, weaponized jukeboxes, aggressive bidets, scary basements and gross kisses. Happy Valentine's Day and Singles Awareness Day!

This episode contains baked run-ins with the ol' cherries and blueberries, dating sites before they were cool, oddly specific targeted ads, confused DARE program memories, accidental acid, and monumental breakups. Things we find out Jamie doesn't know: How babies are made, the make or model of her car.  -In Jager Stag we trust.-

This episode contains poop horror stories, Chandler's bathroom convos, false arrests, car theft, dating anxiety, bachelor party accusations, conspiracy theorists, Bill Gates' potatoes, chicken strips (2), the birth of Steve and Ace. Sorry, Chandler... it is actually a combination of both and not all piss. I googled it.

This episode contains male public nudity, hospital security shenanigans, expired parts, a Vietnamese bath house, and a highway ghost boner. Enjoy the second hand embarrassment.

This episode contains token white girl dancing, Hannibal Missouri, bar shenanigans, Chandler on Fireball, THE walk of shame, a dangerous breakup, and parking lot fisticuffs. Please forgive us.