Speaking with Nobody

12 days post CABG (coronary artery bypass graft), while in rehab, Dad and I talk about this surgery, aging, and avoiding the draft, among other things. I was chewing gum and he kept F’in with the mic cord..oh, well. 10/10.

He’s another American hero. He’s an officer…and a gentleman. The only thing more swoll than them muscles, be his heart. War, rehab, deep thoughts…and croissants.

GI Jo..sephine. You better call her “Dr.” and don’t even THINK about asking about circumcision.  We talk pediatrics, T. Swift, and SchmIsreal vs Scmalestine..what else.

TALENTED, Multi-instrumentalist, libidinous, working class hero, Shea! We don’t talk all that much music as one would expect..more discussion is had about OUR hood and nicotine chewables.

“Slick Nick” stops by and talks to us about fatherhood, circumcision, and IT jive. He also promotes death to democracy. He’s great..and circumcised.

Jaque hates Texas..she HATES Texas. I know, I too believe it’s unacceptable to not consider The Alamo errday. Anyway.. she’s a nomad. She’s a true citizen of the world. She’s a runner, she’s a track star. Incidentally, she also tries to therapize me on today’s episode; nice try Witch woman. 

Art. Architecture! Death? Celeste talks all about her non-profit (ALL about her non-profit) and some other jive..I can’t really remember. (Originally aired on August 29th, 2022, year or our lordt.) I’m reposting this so it is actually audible. Yes, there’s still 15 second of silence after the intro. Just be thankful!

Are you hungry? Maybe you want a slice of HUMBLE PIE!! That’s what Jackie’s serving up: she’s a STEM folk, and I’ve got a STIM. We talk all the drugs she has handled, being America’s finest..bravest..err..strongest..tallest, and she calls me, THE podcaster, an asshole.

US - Mexico relations, tattoos, skating, and BLOOD, GUTS, Y GORE! Andrei is an artist, DIY journalist, skater, tattoo connoisseur, etc.

The ENTIRE history of the revolutionary war ‘tween Bangladesh and Pakistan, poop, Metallica….and affected voices.

We was supposed to hear  from Andrei, but I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins…so we catch up on email and sexy bangers. You can miss this one if you must.

Religion! Art! “Photography”..”COVID”…Jack!

“HERO”.  It’s 4 letters..but an unimaginable responsibility personified by a first responder. Dealing with cumulative trauma. The modern day knight. ..or perhaps just assholes who get the occasional discount. You decide.

Marriage. Juneteenth. JUSTICE! ..oh, and seitan!

Shit be sucky, eh? Well..we talk to a nurse, a friend, und a shy singer. Enjoy.

Remember when you were 14 yrs old? Learn (and reminisce) about what is significant during this exciting and awkward time; love during the time of COVID. Will the world end? Sports sports sports..