Spatulas and Speculations

Two chapter break downs that dissolves into ME breaking down with a lightbulb moment.

Ok the eighth court is in play but who is the referee? Let’s play a game called who’s the Starborn and talk about all things: Power, truth, and light.

Not the episode promised but the one we have - everything there is on Morrigan - listen as I talk about her power, her past and relationships

Elain says some spooky stuff that haunts me every minute of every hour of everyday and if I have to go crazy over it then you have to as well. Let’s talk: visions, theories & the future of Acotar.

Crash course on one of the most controversial characters in the Acotar series. Info you knew, didn’t know and don’t know why I know. Let’s dig deep into EVERYTHING we know about Elain until we reach the other side… the theory side…

Can I just once in my life shut my trap? For real?! Todays is a theory episode on who I think the lightsinger will be… an episode where I tread a very thin line of remaining objective but also honest.

The endless loop of playing who’s the Valg - Theories, and my thoughts on giving Rhys a hand necklace. Listen as I slowly lose my voice trying to talk my way into madness

A requested deep dive on the prison chapter and how Sarah J Maas is THE QUEEN OF foreshadowing.

Six (ish) topics or scenes that happen in the Acotar series that cause me to scream Sarah’s name at the top of my lungs in to the void. Or the episode where I go on a few rants that basically have nothing to do with anything.

A requested chapter breakdown of house of earth and blood. Where we talk Princes of hel and our favorite cat!

We’re back in Tower of Dawn because I am secretly sadistic. Let’s talk about Athril… a man who literally never shows up physically in the books but haunts me all the same.

The first character deep dive of Sjm 101! Let’s talk about the Bone Carver, a man I SIMP for unashamedly. Plus Lorcan and his Death God - Dorian and Az and where their swords came from and my unhinged thoughts on Balthazar… that guy that showed up one time… Yeah I’m in my very chaotic form today.

From the dawn of time to when the witches fell - let’s talk timeline, the English language and the ancient gold digger who threw a few temper tantrums …. And I might have let my surprise thirst for Brannon out…

Tod sent me into a loop and this time it wasn’t Chaols fault…. It’s an Sjm miracle.

A requested topic that I was more than happy to oblige on. And ep that leaves us with more questions then answers Let’s talk about the queen we hate to hate - Maeve and what the heck she is.

The first ep of its kind! A deep dive in the chapter that haunts me night and day, a break down of Ramiel, me yelling at Cass to let Eris speak and my thoughts on the future of Acotar plus the never ending ramblings of a nerd.

The Multiverse is Maasive (lol see what I did there hehe) let’s talk about what we know about the Worlds and everything we know about them!

A canon deep dive with a little theory sprinkled in on all things Wyrd

My theories on what some of the 26 realms could be plus an extra dose of my talk out loud chaos

The most confusing topic in the sjmu. Todays class is less class more think tank… but let’s try and break down the concepts of Realms but mostly it’s just me rambling about being confused

Today is a relaxed ep where I ramble about some of my most unhinged and chaotic theories and thoughts sometimes it’s good to just be crazy

Tardis, Deloreans, Harps and Horns let’s talk about how time travel is not only on the table but it’s going to be a key player if not already happening…

Let’s deep dive in what Sjm has been hiding in plain sight and update Rhys maps along the way because really he’s been hinting at it all along!

Lets deep dive into the canonic lore and history of Prythian and Midgard and try to untangle the very confusing timelines and family trees.

The first episode of SJM 101, where we will spiral down into the dark history of Starfall and talk about the missing court, timelines and gates. Spoilers for all three series.