Spatulas and Speculations

Manon shared her art project, let’s admire and break it down. Today we talk about EVERYTHING we know about the Mother/ Three Faced Goddess and have so many little *gasp OHH* moments along the way.

A chapter deep dive on the scene that begs more questions then ever gives answers on a whole slew of topics. Come along as we talk everything from Gods, questionable parentages, the source of nosebleeds and general existential dread… so a normal Tuesday here.

It’s been 500 years and not once has anyone in the IC asked him a question. But I did. Let’s go over everything about Azriel’s powers- what are they, what do they do and where in Cauldron they came from. (And Azriels love interests birthday and his bedroom habits. Because we know that but not where he picked up Truth Teller- thanks Sarah.)

The start of Azriels Character deep dive or my talk therapy? I don’t know I’ll let you decide. Count how many times my throat catches as I both swoon and hurt for our Shadowsinger.

Joined today by two other Sjm theorists! Dive head first into all things Sjm- Unhinged theories, plot lines, SHIPS, and Az’s shadow di- *cough cough* I mean Az’s parenthood…

Not the episode promised but the one that needed to be had. A collection of theories and parallels between all three Sjm series in a relaxed rambling conversation.

Two chapter break downs that dissolves into ME breaking down with a lightbulb moment.

Ok the eighth court is in play but who is the referee? Let’s play a game called who’s the Starborn and talk about all things: Power, truth, and light.

Not the episode promised but the one we have - everything there is on Morrigan - listen as I talk about her power, her past and relationships

Elain says some spooky stuff that haunts me every minute of every hour of everyday and if I have to go crazy over it then you have to as well. Let’s talk: visions, theories & the future of Acotar.

Crash course on one of the most controversial characters in the Acotar series. Info you knew, didn’t know and don’t know why I know. Let’s dig deep into EVERYTHING we know about Elain until we reach the other side… the theory side…

Can I just once in my life shut my trap? For real?! Todays is a theory episode on who I think the lightsinger will be… an episode where I tread a very thin line of remaining objective but also honest.

The endless loop of playing who’s the Valg - Theories, and my thoughts on giving Rhys a hand necklace. Listen as I slowly lose my voice trying to talk my way into madness

A requested deep dive on the prison chapter and how Sarah J Maas is THE QUEEN OF foreshadowing.

Six (ish) topics or scenes that happen in the Acotar series that cause me to scream Sarah’s name at the top of my lungs in to the void. Or the episode where I go on a few rants that basically have nothing to do with anything.

A requested chapter breakdown of house of earth and blood. Where we talk Princes of hel and our favorite cat!

We’re back in Tower of Dawn because I am secretly sadistic. Let’s talk about Athril… a man who literally never shows up physically in the books but haunts me all the same.

The first character deep dive of Sjm 101! Let’s talk about the Bone Carver, a man I SIMP for unashamedly. Plus Lorcan and his Death God - Dorian and Az and where their swords came from and my unhinged thoughts on Balthazar… that guy that showed up one time… Yeah I’m in my very chaotic form today.

From the dawn of time to when the witches fell - let’s talk timeline, the English language and the ancient gold digger who threw a few temper tantrums …. And I might have let my surprise thirst for Brannon out…

Tod sent me into a loop and this time it wasn’t Chaols fault…. It’s an Sjm miracle.

A requested topic that I was more than happy to oblige on. And ep that leaves us with more questions then answers Let’s talk about the queen we hate to hate - Maeve and what the heck she is.

The first ep of its kind! A deep dive in the chapter that haunts me night and day, a break down of Ramiel, me yelling at Cass to let Eris speak and my thoughts on the future of Acotar plus the never ending ramblings of a nerd.

The Multiverse is Maasive (lol see what I did there hehe) let’s talk about what we know about the Worlds and everything we know about them!

A canon deep dive with a little theory sprinkled in on all things Wyrd

My theories on what some of the 26 realms could be plus an extra dose of my talk out loud chaos