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Shaming those who brought this terrible 40 year curse on the world that is Seagal's career by somehow thinking this was a good movie. https://www.youtube.com/@senseiseagal1983 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #seagal #actionmovies #flappyrunning

They're different people, don't make this weird https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #chucknorris #movie #action

But for him it was Monday, because he's Chuck Norris and gets everything done on the first day. https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #chucknorris #movie #action

The most anticipated Q&A since whenever he did this last Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #neilbreen #worstmovie #sobaditsgood

True Justice was Seagal's failed attempt at a police procedural. Whether it was not understanding how police ranks work, disregarding all evidence and logic when revealing the real killer (it was always Seagal), or hilariously incompetent firearm handling, it always had a charm to it like the smelly kid nobody likes but deep down inside is also a terrible human being. Then it somehow got a season...

'I AM HERE.... NOW' showed the world that you don't need conflicts, plotline resolution, or any form of internal consistency in order to make a MEGA-BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE. Just have things happen for a while and then call it a day when you get to the 85 minute mark. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #neilbreen #worstmovie #sobaditsgood

It's true, there are terrible awful horrible people out there that somehow think Seagal's early movies weren't trash. Once again, Space Ice is here to save the day Sensei Seagal: https://www.youtube.com/@senseiseagal1983 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #stevenseagal #worstmovie #sobaditsgood

It shouldn't be possible, but he does amazing things so here we are Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #america #bestmovies #awesome

Crowning the Action Movie Trivia Champion of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #america #bestmovies #awesome

America America America America America, America America. America America America? America America Rob Schneider America America Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice Merchandise: spaceice.dashery.com #america #bestmovies #awesome

Against The Dark might be the stupidest movie ever made, probably in a 60 way tie with everything else lesser Stevie has done.

Space Ice and Sensei Seagal rank the 10 craziest movies in the entire history of the universe

Miami Connection finally combined the classic Taekwondo Rock Band Orphan genre with the experimental drug dealing ninja biker gang explosion of the 80s, and the result is something more glorious than you could ever imagine. Like if a mullet had its own mullet https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs

"And it's never mentioned again" is one of Steven Seagal's trademarks. Today we rank from dumbest to also dumbest. https://www.youtube.com/@senseiseagal1983 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #stevenseagal #badmovies #sobaditsgood

What happens when the world's funniest and most attractive streamer (objectively) breaks down Steven Seagal's movie General Commander? Pain, suffering, regret, and I'm pretty sure Seagal's trying to kiss you through the thumbnail so please keep your distance. https://www.youtube.com/@senseiseagal1983 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #stevense...

Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne changed EVERYTHING & some lucky person, that doesn't deserve it, will win the Icey Championship https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #residentevil #badmovies #sobaditsgood

Space Ice Stream: Resident Evil Extinction - Best Stream Ever https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #residentevil #badmovies #sobaditsgood

Neil Breen's Fateful Findings exposed more national AND international corruption than anyone ever has. EVER. Also Foreigner & Van Damme trivia. https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #sobaditsgood #neilbreen #fatefulfindings

Out Of Reach is the one where Seagal grooms a teenage girl and is very proud of it. https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #sobaditsgood #stevenseagal

That's correct, Predator was a complete ripoff of an episode of Hulk Hogan's "Thunder In Paradise". It got away with it for so long, because so few people actually saw Predator while every man, woman, and child could recite every line of the entire "Thunder In Paradise" series https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSpark...

Going for another amazing movie, instead of the usual garbage (scientific term for anything Seagal) with Kurt Rusell's "Big Trouble In Little China". Also, a first round match-up of the very coveted 2025 Icey Championship of the Universe https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #80smovies #bestmovie #stevenseaga...

What's better than Van Damme and Timecop? If you're still reading this instead of breaking whatever device you read that blasphemy on, you already failed https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #vandamme #timecop #stevenseagal

Seagal's flinch shooting extravaganza

Steven Seagal's "Sniper: Special Ops" is his finest work to date. He managed to take a war movie about baby bombs and 80 year old colonels, and somehow out-stupid all of that just by the way he handles guns. Space Ice also ruins what's left of fragile grip on reality by hosting "The Foreigner" trivia. https://www.youtube.com/@senseiseagal1983 https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https:/...

Chuck Norris can shapeshift into wolves and bears, and he was also in a movie called "Forest Warrior". Also, people do terribly on Seagal's True Justice trivia https://www.youtube.com/@RedEyeReviews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceIceSparkPlugs #chucknorris #seagal #sobaditsgood