Space Cock - Unfiltered / Unscripted Improvisational Comedy & Mind Altering Brain Harassment

Ladies & gentleman there is a serious problem in the US that no one is addressing! The latest data shows ingenuity, drive & domination directly correlate to wearing pants and alarmingly 87.7% of Americans are unable to put on pants. Fortunately pioneers & patriots at Smarty Smarty Pants has created a product that will undo the internet fuckery that has enslaved so many one zip at a tim...

Goose interviews local community celebrity known for her one of a kind balloon making tennis camp, which became instrumental for enhancing corner workers during covid, bringing rainbows to the streets & unions to children in order to negotiate with their parents.  

Have you ever wanted to buy stuff but couldn't because you suck at having money?! Did you ever get excited when you find money on the floor?!  Did you ever want buy your own island so you have a place for all your sex robots?! If you answered yes then Pocket Thief has the goods for you! Pocket Thief is an app that gives you money to buy stuff and you don't owe anything out of your own persona...

We're back along with another ridiculous phone conversation with a good buddy of ours.  Our call couldn't have had better timing.  So it turns out she took an edible, threw on some Pink Floyd and then we magically appeared to inject beyond stupid conversation. We cover highly debated topics such as gay hooker dogs, all seahorses being gay, making balloon animals with your ass and so much...

Have you ever been stuck in a situation where your guilty pleasure endangered your life?!  If you're reckless like our buddy then you are cheating death or serious injury every time you give into your fat bitch kink. If you're going to go down that road then at least be prepared.  You don't want to disappoint your wife and kid by missing Johnny's birthday because your girlfriend broke yo...

Are you overweight? Do you need a lifestyle change? Does your dog look sad or yell at you all day? Is the glow of Netflix slowly changing your face blue?  Does your penis only get touched when you have to look for it to piss?  Do your saggy tits & fupa make you look like a giant sack of old potatoes?! Bow Wow Bang! is your magic fitness system that will make you doable again, enable...

What if you were told that your boring penis has hidden abilities to change size, shape & even color!  In order to unlock these hidden abilities you need a key.  That key is Peniscape!  Peniscape figured out how to get the breakthrough science into your dick.  Download the app & synch your dick using a newly discovered wifi signal! Then perform some creative wizardry on...

Part one of many parts of a long ridiculous phone call describing a lesbian's journey through relationship adversity featuring West Coast Gal Grande Supreme.  In this call we ask how she was feeding Ms. Supreme & shipping/handling fees associated with importing her from the west coast.  If you love to get your hands on fat girls let us know!  #tacoputasupreme