Sort of Brilliant

We're in our 100th episode era! Here to kick of your new year right (we'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's day) we've combined our three loves: Destiel, Taylor Swift and sorting. In this episode we talk about Taylor's Gryffindor and Hufflepuff songs from every era, and talk your ear off about what they tell use about Destiel. I don't care if you don't love...

You thought we were done with Tay Tay, didn't you? How could we be done when there are SO MANY SONGS she didn't put on her albums (and that we forgot)? Do y'all think she's gonna do Taylor's Version of these? RIP to the Kendrick version of Bad Blood. ANYWAY, this episode is the clean up of the Eras Sort. Taylor wrote some songs that are just floating out there all on their lonesome, and we're here...

We've upgraded from the Ton to royalty (and the best member of the Ton). Queen Charlotte and Lady Danbury are, in these humble viewers' opinions, the best part of Bridgerton, and we're excited we finally get to sort them (and King George is alright too). The love stories in this show (including the platonic love stories) perfectly show off the Charlotte, George and Lady Danbury's houses.

And Carrie couldn't help but wonder...did her inability to sort herself mean she'd never be able to sort out her love life as well? AND JUST LIKE THAT...Tricia joins us this week to sort Sex and the City, the original girly gang. We're here to talk alllll about Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha. We even throw in a little Big, Harry and Steve. Spoiler alert - we've got a full castle here, but...

Travel back in time with us to the early to mid-2000s, when everything Hollywood produced had that special YA dystopian glow. Uglies was originally written as a book but was finally turned into a move decades later. This week we do our best to sort Tally, David and Shay. Do we succeed? Likely, we are incredible at our jobs. But that doesn't mean we didn't struggle with the material.

I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME!!! Movies are so back baby! This week we talk about the Fall Guy, the best movie to come out in the last decade and Lauren's current hyperfixation and comfort movie! Don't worry, we briefly touch on Aaron Taylor Johnson and Hannah Waddingham for the ~culture but the real stars of the show are Colt and Jodie, or Ryan Gosling and Emi...

Have you heard of Fromville? No? Have we got a treat for you. Imagine one day you're driving anywhere in America. and you come across a fallen tree. Then you see a town. You keep driving. You see an awfully familiar looking town. You keep driving. It's the same town. You're going in circles. People run in front of your car screaming to get inside a building with them before you die. Yo...

MAXIMUM EFFORT. Finally, after years of waiting, we sort the one and only Merc with a Mouth, he puts the double ass in assassin, he is Marvel Jesus. Hannah gets to spend her birthday sorting Wade Winston Wilson and Logan Howlett, better know as Deadpool and Wolverine. Exciting news for all of you, we have a little fight about them, but unfortunately nothing as erotic as what goes on in a Honda Ody...

All my mornings are Tuesdays stuck in an endless NOT POSTING THE EPISODE. What if we just moved the podcast drop to Wednesdays. There just did it. We've never been late in our lives. In fact we've been early a bunch of times. ANYWAY, it's the episode you've all been waiting for! Just like Taylor gives you barely any notice when a new album drops (Reputation Easter egg) we are rando...

Dearest Gentle Readers, Did you miss us? Already this message is beginning to sound way too much like Gossip Girl. But who was Lady Whistledown if not the original GG? And in this episode we'll be sorting the Lady W herself, along with her simp of a husband and her mama, who may not be as awful as we all initially thought (spoilers: we at SOB love her). I know you're all worried we got rus...

It's the end of an era! But not really, because the Chairman put out a new album we'll need to put out soon. HOWEVER, it is the end of the eras that created the Eras Tour, and we're celebrating by partying at midnight with Midnights. And that's all the Midnights. 'Til Down, 3AM edition, secret You're Losing Me edition...who knows how many more. But we sorted all the songs (...

Lover - 8:29 folklore - 1:00:50 evermore - 2:00:00 We're in a post-TTPD world, but we sorted all of these albums pre-TTPD. Guess what, our feelings have not changed! TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL. Anyway, here we talk about two of the most lyrically beautiful albums Taylor has ever written, plus Lover! Can you believe the pandemic actually gave us the gift that is folklore? Neither can we, but it'...

Red (TV): 6:00 1989: 1:17:20 Reputation: 2:16:30 We did something bad...and took 3 hours to sort what may be the best 3 albums of Taylor's discography (excluding Folklore, but she's playing the game on a different level ok). This week we're looking at Red (Taylor's Version), 1989 and Reputation, taking Taylor through her 20s. There's really nothing else to say, listen to the episode, it's one of o...

LAUREN TURNED 30 THIS WEEK! And for her 30th birthday, we're going to explore the very roots of our homoerotic society. That's right kids, while Destiel was a mere fledgling ship and at less than 100 fics on LiveJournal, Merther was out here DOING THE DAMN THING in season 1. And don't come at us being all "oh, this must be another Hufflepuff/Gryffindor ship!" IT'S NOT. It...

Debut - 19:30 Fearless (TV) - 45:17 Speak Now (TV) - 1:25:47 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING. How many times do we talk about Taylor Swift on this podcast? Almost as much as we talk about Supernatural. More so lately now that she's President of the World. So here's the deal: we already sort all her songs in our free time, we figured, why not record for everyone? In the name of science. So...

It's time for more Marvel!! Bet you missed it, we know Rachel did. This week Hannah joins us because why not, and we sort everyone from the new show Echo, which was amazing and CRIMINALLY UNDER-ADVERTISED. Like John Oliver, we're doing everything we can to get the Mouse to sue us, so fuck you Disney. Anyway, this isn't about them. This is about Maya, who is amazing. And Biscuits, who is also amazi...

Hi. Hi. Omg. we've finally posted an episode on a Tuesday in 2024 (I mean...they've all been posted on Tuesday...). ANYWAY. Happy Valentine's Day! To celebrate all of you in love, we're sorting Heartstopper, a cute wholesome little show about teenagers in love that was straight gooey fluff. We're sorting the whole gang (that's Nick, Charlie, Elle, Tao and Isaac for those of...

OPA! We are 3/3 on getting the podcast out on Wednesday for 2024, and soon we're gonna gaslight you into thinking that was the release date all along. Now let me tell you how the word "gaslight" is Greek. Anyway. This week we're sorting all your favs from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, which of course includes Toula, Ian, Gus, Maria and Voula. Plus a little Paris and all of the other...

GENOVIA. THE LAND I CALL MY HOME. We're in Genovia this week! And we're sorting pretty much everyone worth sorting, which of course includes her majesty Mia Minuette Thermapolis Rinaldi, QUEEN of Genovia. We're following her from San Fran all the way to that little country tucked between France and Spain as we continue with our best of the early 2000s movies. With so many characters we...

Boo, you whores. It's time to sort the mean girls! We've got a round up of Plastics and a girl from Africa (don't ask her why she's white) to sort this week, because, well, we just hit 2024, but to use it still feels like 2004. Plus, the musical Gen Z version of this movie comes out soon, and we're riding the coattails of this Renaissance like you wouldn't believe. So come...

You read that right. We're only sorting one person this episode. And yes it is over an hour. We're extremely talented and neither one of us ever shuts up. Anyway, his brain is full of spiders and he's got garlic in his soul...it's the Grinch. Rachel finally had her way, and this year for Christmas, we bring you our first knock down drag out sorting fight since Jack Kline all the wa...

We're back on the high seas with all of the (gay) pirates, who have now been traumatized thanks to Blackbeard and Stede. But at least they're back together again. Good for them! Anyway, we're not talking about them this time, they had their moment and they're not any less insane. This time around we're talking about Izzy, Jim and Buttons. Izzy is traumatized, Jim is traumatized...

The superheroes are baaaaaack (did they ever really go anywhere) but this time they are WOMEN. This, in the year of Barbie, Taylor Allison Swift and USWNT, is also the year of THE MARVELS. And we're celebrating by sorting Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau and Kamala Khan, also known as Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel and a cool ass superhero name YET TO BE DETERMINED. Possibly by the X-Men. These are m...

Have you heard about the plan? Of course you have, we've all heard about the plan. It's ineffable. It's everything. Just no one knows what the plan is. What we DO know is that there are two characters who don't exactly follow the plan, but don't...not follow it either? They may be the plan if we're being honest. And they're definitely in love. Aziraphale and Crowley and...

Travel with us to Mystic Falls, Virginia (a fake town, not even in Virginia) to sort literally every vampire in the USA. Because they're all there. Even the Original ones, who are only like a thousand years old. But we're not talking about them in this episode. We're talking about the love triangle, the two brothers and the doppelgänger, the threesome that never came to be even though...