Sort of a Pound

🚨 Missed us already? We said we were on hiatus… but here’s a surprise special. Get extra chaos on Patreon → patreon.com/SortofaPound Guess what? We lied. Sort of. Shane and Louise can’t resist popping in with a bonus episode packed with TV rants, nostalgic throwbacks, and accidental life hacks you didn’t know you needed. From heartbreak over The Last of Us (major spoilers, fair warning!) to Ghost...

🚨 Dive into our Patreon for bonus stories, holiday mishaps & a peek behind the scenes → patreon.com/SortofaPound It’s our 20th episode! Shane and Louise celebrate with an unplanned whirlwind of holiday tales, money-saving hacks, and Tessie’s new haircut reveal. From epic outlet shopping in Vegas, to spontaneous ziplining fears, jellyfish stings in Miami and the weirdest dog grooming confessio...

🚨 Want to brag about your best bargain? Join our Patreon for bonus clips, confessionals & exclusive content → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week, Shane and Louise accidentally become Martin Lewis Live . From broadband nightmares to miracle Nike trainers, it’s a full-blown consumer champion episode - but with more swearing and fewer facts. Shane gets a Sky deal so good it sounds illegal. Louis...

🚨 Join our Patreon for behind-the-scenes chaos, exclusive extras, and early access → patreon.com/SortofaPound In this episode, Shane and Louise go full goth glam at a mis-numbered birthday party (Happy 34th Danielle!), reminisce about their wild office snack habits, and reveal the ridiculous reality of cleaning when you live with a moulting dog. Plus: 🧼 The Dust Bunny Diaries 🥪 Cheese & Pic...

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, early access, and bonus chaos → patreon.com/SortofaPound We're back in the same room (finally) and diving headfirst into unfiltered chaos: from red underwear under white dresses to confiscated biscuits at Shane’s wrestling debut. Louise shares the ultimate fashion life hack, Shane opens up about the nerves and triumphs of main eventing his first ever mat...

🚨 Join our Patreon for exclusive clips, behind-the-scenes rants, and early access → patreon.com/SortofaPound From ancient aliens to antihistamines, this episode has everything: scientific “facts,” savage comment replies, and a questionable honey-related trauma. 🫐 Blueberries, broccoli & bollocks 🐊 Crocodiles older than trees? 🧠 Massive brains and microwave myths 🧴 Vaseline up your nostril...

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, early access, and some truly unhinged overshares → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week, Louise is away, so AI Louise steps in to keep Shane company—and the chaos is very real. We dig through never-before-heard Patreon extras, revisit a traumatic (and nearly explosive) train commute, and descend into the filthiest, funniest university story you’ve ever hea...

🚨 Become a Pounder and get exclusive bonus clips, video episodes, and more → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week we take a chaotic deep-dive into the world of TV and film - both nostalgic and absolutely unhinged. 🎥 Shane recalls the VHS from childhood he finally tracked down (Mumfie, anyone?), Shane remembers a BBC school show she never saw the end of, and we spiral from Star Wars edits to... ste...

🚨 Join our Patreon for exclusive clips, early access & behind-the-scenes chaos → patreon.com/SortofaPound In this episode, Shane’s prepping for his first wrestling match (and covering bruises with fake tan), Louise takes a wrestling crash course (with some creative guesses), and Tessie’s on a mission to find Hugo’s missing balls. Plus, there’s toenail trauma, lizard-like regeneration, and a f...

🚨 Become a Pounder on Patreon for more chaos, exclusives, and AI-generated nonsense → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week, AI takes over. Literally. Shane and Louise are technically still here, but they've let AI clone their voices, write their theme song, generate Shane's wrestling entrance music, clean up photos, and maybe—just maybe—replace them entirely. From fake Donald Trump skydives to AI s...

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, behind-the-scenes chaos, and the stuff we can’t say in public → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week, we spiral into full conspiracy mode: aliens, Illuminati, Katy Perry in space, and the burning question— is the Candy Kittens guy secretly a biscuit mogul? Also on the agenda: Waitrose jelly beans, wedding sweet tables, and the infamous "student loans tech...

🚨 Join our Patreon for early access, exclusive extras, and all the chaos → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week we go full-on film buff with classics, catastrophes, and conspiracy-level cinema. We’re joined by Mother Pounder Lisa to discuss the movies we love, the ones we should love but don’t, and the ones that messed us up as kids. (Looking at you, Pinocchio.) 🎬 Childhood faves ruined in adultho...

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, early access, and behind-the-scenes chaos! → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week, Shane’s got cupping bruises, a match with Miguel, and a childhood trauma involving a garden roller. Louise reveals she’s using AI to redesign her garden, and Pounder Mum joins the pod with tales of bloody dentists and phobias of used plasters. 🧠 Dropped on the head = genius...

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, early access, and behind-the-scenes chaos! → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week, Shane reveals the highs (and total cardio lows) of his first full wrestling match, Louise ends up elbow-deep in mystery drain goo, and we read two of the wildest Pounder confessions yet – including one involving a fake death, a burner phone, and a full-on memorial service fo...

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, early access, and more juicy chaos! → patreon.com/SortofaPound This week we go from turmeric lattes to trauma haircuts in the most chaotic episode yet. Shane confesses his hair history, Louise reveals her wardrobe addiction, and one Pounder shares a uni story involving a heartbreak, a wellness reinvention, and one very preachy vegan flatmate. ✂️ Hairdres...

🚨 Join our Patreon to get exclusive clips, early access, and more juicy chaos! → patreon.com/SortofaPound Get ready for the most unhinged ride yet: karaoke wonders, nearly being abducted after a fancy dress party, a ride on horseback up the mountains, and THAT time Shane accidentally lost the final episode of a uni drama series for years. 🙈 🎤 Drunken duets 🚗 Wild uni party confessions 🐎 Horse...

JOIN THE POUNDERS: patreon.com/SortofaPound 🚨 WE’VE MADE IT TO EPISODE 5… SOMEHOW! 🚨 This week, we’re joined by our very first live Pounder Guest — Sarah! And honestly… she may have outdated photos, fish-holding men, catfish panto actors and video call panic attacks BEAT when it comes to online dating disasters. From near-death experiences involving naked ceiling falls, bloodied toes at Ascot, r...

JOIN THE POUNDERS: patreon.com/SortofaPound 🚨 THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST CHAOTIC EPISODE YET! 🚨 We’re diving deep into online dating disasters , bathroom confessions , and one of the weirdest first date encounters ever. From catfish pilots to a guy who refused to eat cauliflower cheese , this episode is packed with tragic, hilarious, and completely baffling moments. 🔥 In This Episode: 🚽 Are You a...

JOIN THE POUNDERS: patreon.com/SortofaPound 🚨 BECAUSE THIS PODCAST IS CHAOS & IT’S YOURS TOO! 🚨 This week, Sort of a Pound is bringing you celebrity encounters gone horribly wrong , first-world problems that shouldn’t be problems , and a public scandal in a pub involving Hollyoaks cast members and… finger-blasting?! Yes. You read that right. 🔥 In This Episode: 🏉 Jeremy Clarkson Called Him...

🚨 BACK FOR MORE CHAOS? EPISODE 2 IS HERE! 🚨 Somehow, you survived Episode 1 , and now we're officially in too deep. This week, we’ve got stolen boyfriends, accidental celebrity stalking, and pole dancing for free chicken. Yep, you read that right. 🔥 In This Episode: 🍗 The Nando’s That Never Was – A Pounder’s story of dating show disasters, lap dances, and betrayal! 🚗 Stalking David Beckham (…...

🚨 THE SORT OF A POUND PODCAST IS HERE! 🚨 Welcome to Sort of a Pound ( SOAP ), the podcast where anything goes , and most importantly, this isn’t just our show—it’s YOURS too! 🎙️ In our chaotic debut episode , we introduce ourselves ( Shane & Louise ) and give you a taste of what’s to come —hilarious oversharing, wild stories, and unexpected tangents. Think of this as a friendly pub chat that...