Sorry, We Tried.

On this super (heh) episode of Sorry, We Tried, we begin our journey through every movie in the DC Extended Universe with a revisit of its best movie, Man of Steel. Zack Snyder's modernization of American culture's most iconic figure gets dissected in depth, including his treatment of the Kent family, how Jor-El is a kung-fu psychopath, the infamous tornado scene, the stellar soundtrack,...

On this chaotic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison brings the story of the time that Kim Kardashian used emojis shaped like her butt to destroy a man’s life forever. Unwilling to let that go, the guy has sworn revenge and dedicated his life to spreading the anti-Kardashian good news. So, what did Kim and her supervillain family do? Tune in to find out! Also on this episode, Harrison says somethi...

In this record-breaking episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison tells the unbelievable story of the world's fattest twins. They were wrestlers, bike riders, farmers, cattle branders, stuntmen, circus performers... some might even say, heroes. Spencer would definitely say that. You'll never believe where the story of Billy and Benny McGuire goes! Harrison and Spencer have been waiting to tel...

On this Canadian episode of Sorry, We Tried, the boys are digging deep (ha) into the story of the cursed treasure of Oak Island. For hundreds of years, treasure-hungry miners have tried to solve the mystery of a deep mineshaft in Nova Scotia filled with odd artifacts and deadly booby traps. What could be hidden in the treacherous depths of Oak Island? Proof that William Shakespeare was a fraud? Pi...

In this honky-tonkin' episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys play a third round of their new favorite tabletop game, Everyone Is John. However, this time, they're using Google Street View to travel around the streets of Nashville looking for trouble. It's a tense competition as Harrison and Robby try their best to take home the gold! Will Robby maintain his winning streak, or will Har...

In this off-the-cuff episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys return to Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM . Basically, they just see where the conversation takes them! This week, they discuss their favorite movie rankings, the prospects of brain microchips, Robby's worst sports injuries, and more!  Also in this episode, Harrison has a gol...

In this off-the-cuff episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys try out a new segment— Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM . Basically, they just see where the conversation takes them! Everything— including odd supernatural experiences, childhood memories of Blockbuster rental stores, and the effects of social media on the modern psyche— is on the...

In this galaxy-hopping episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys play a second round of their new favorite tabletop game, Everyone Is John. However, there's a new rule— Spencer assigns Harrison and Robby their skills! This time, John is trapped in space with seemingly no way out. How will Harrison and Robby escape the alien flagship while completing their obsessions? Will they be able to use their...

In this mind-blowing episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby brings the story of the most insane celebrity stalker of all time, Mattan Evens. He's famously crashed the NBA and the Game Awards; not just that, he's managed to track down dozens of celebrities as part of bizarre viral stunts. You will not believe how crazy this saga gets! Also in this episode, Harrison begs for a Dr. Pepper sponso...

In this tomfoolery-filled episode of Sorry, We Tried, we go through some of the biggest news of the last few weeks, including the new Star Wars movies and the big Twitter meltdown. However, that's not all— Robby and Spencer have spent weeks setting up the most elaborate prank they've ever pulled and are ready to spring it on Harrison, live on air. Will it work? Will Harrison discover the...

On this imaginative episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer gets Harrison and Robby to play a ridiculous game called Everyone Is John. Spencer controls the story, presenting challenges to the players. The players take the role of voices in the head of a man named John, trying to get him to complete their obsessions in order to gain points. It's not as easy as it sounds, though— they have to roll...

In this stranger-than-fiction episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer tells the absolutely insane story of how "Miracle Mike" the Headless Chicken became a nationwide celebrity in the 1940s. Yes, that's right--- a headless chicken was one of America's biggest stars in the 1940s. How did an ordinary Colorado farmer accidentally create a scientific miracle that has never been replica...

On this romantic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison makes Robby and Spencer play an impossible guessing game. Using ChatGPT, Harrison generated a bunch of fake Hallmark romance movies (both of the normal and Christmas varieties) and gathered a list of real ones, too. Using nothing but their guts and smarts, Robby and Spencer must guess which Hallmark movies are real and which ones are AI-generat...

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On this powerful episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys delve deep into the insanity that broke out after Shazam 2's release. Zachary Levi and Dwayne Johnson are in the middle of a very public beef, and more information than ever before is coming out about how The Rock's ego killed two separate DC universes. You'll never believe the twists and turns as Shazam and Black Adam are finall...

On this ancient episode of Sorry We Tried, we're turning the clock back about three years to present an old episode back from before we were ever "Sorry, We Tried"... this time, it's an AI-generated murder mystery starring a Private Investigator named Norbert (who just so happens to be a caterpillar) and a drunk, out-of-control Scooby Doo. Will the hostages be saved? Will the m...

In this... odd episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby fumbled the bag by not preparing an episode topic. However, not even that can stop the content train. The grind never stops at SWT Studios; so, against our better judgment, we tried to pull together an episode. The results have to be heard to be believed. Is this a bit of a hodgepodge without any unifying direction? Absolutely. Will you still be ent...

In this historic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison tells the unbelievable story of how a highly-skilled cavalry unit saved the city of Vienna from a dude with an onion hat. It's a little more complicated than that, of course, but this is a teaser! You'll have to listen to the episode for the full story. Also in this episode, Harrison puts a special surprise in the oven. Spencer waterb...

In this mysterious episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer recounts the incredible story of how six gold miners went to battle with a monstrous army of "apemen." Did one of the miners involved make it up? Probably. But is it still amazing, with a shockingly huge historical impact? Definitely. Also in this episode, Harrison negotiates an unfair deal for Girl Scout cookies. Robby shows off his...

On today's distinguished episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're reacting to James Gunn's recently-announced slate of projects for the brand new DC Cinematic Universe. This is a jam-packed episode with speculation, emotions, and a lot of bleeps. It's a fun ride! Also on this episode, Harrison meets a tough customer. Spencer has some visionary ideas about what to do with the theme mus...

On this reflective episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re going through the best, worst, and weirdest of 2022! Was The Batman overhyped? Does Morbius truly deserve the title of worst movie of the year? And who is Top Dolla? Answers to all these questions and more on this week’s episode! Also on this episode, Harrison has some Thor 4 hot takes. Robby takes point. Spencer gets drunk with power. And the gu...

On this holly, jolly episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're celebrating the Christmas season with an old-fashioned smackdown! We've created a bracket of some of the most iconic Christmas movie characters... only one will leave the tournament the victor. Which Christmas character is canonically the strongest? Today, we shall (objectively) decide! Also in this episode, Robby weighs his butt che...

On this powerful and electric (just like famous character Black Adam) episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys are talking two of the most canonically powerful beings to ever exist— Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and the Killdozer. Hold on to your butts, because we take a deep dive into the Rock’s recent actions— why is he so obsessed with Black Adam? Why did he film a dude crying and post it on Twitter? A...

On this dark and gritty episode of Sorry We Tried, the boys go all-in on the movie they’ve been waiting 2 years to review— THE BATMAN! Does it meet our expectations? Is Robert Pattinson the best Batman? How does it compare to the Nolan trilogy? All these questions and more shall be answered today… (“Something in the Way” by Nirvana starts playing) Also on this episode, Harrison spits a fiery hot t...

In case you can’t tell, we’re a little behind on uploads. Sorry! As an apology, here’s an episode from deep in the archives. On this special flashback to the days when we were still “The Podcast,” we go on a rollicking, AI-generated adventure. There’s giant monkeys, heartbreaking betrayals, and some dwarf throwing.  We’ll hopefully be back to regular scheduling soon, but for now, enjoy the blast f...