Sorry In Advance

Welcome back to Sorry In Advance, where Danny, Nick, and Jon rank the absolute best and most embarrassing ways to permanently log off. This week features lawyers accidentally shooting themselves in court just to prove a point, the sheer badassery of Marine legend John Basilone, and Danny’s highly specific, LSD-induced Men In Black exit strategy. Toss in a fictional Carolina squat truck swan dive a...

The Return to Space: We break down exactly what the Artemis missions are, why we are finally going back to the South Pole, and how it is setting the stage for Mars. Conspiracies & Cinema: We walk through the absolute wildest Apollo landing conspiracies and debate the best (and worst) space movies of all time. The Lunar Packing List: The guys discuss whether they would actually go to space if s...

Jon has officially hit the milestone, and his fiancée joins us to help navigate the wreckage. We’re breaking down the 40+ Power Ups (better filters, elite dad jokes, and top-tier sneakers) versus the 40+ Reality Check (mysterious sleep injuries and the "noise tax" every time you sit down). From Dashboard Confessional becoming "grocery store music" to the ultimate question: Is 40 actually the new 3...

The crew gets "Upper Crust" this week as we attempt to stay classy while drinking a bottle of wine apiece—one glass every thirty minutes, no exceptions. Danny plays sommelier, teaching us how to sniff and swirl like the elite, while we roast your wine choice: from the "adult grape juice" Moscato crowd to the Shiraz lovers who live for group chat drama. On the menu: Rich Speak: Decoding terms like...

In this episode, Danny, Nick, and Jon take a painful (and hilarious) walk down memory lane to review the resolutions they set for last year. Spoiler alert: We failed. Spectacularly. From gym memberships that gathered dust to "hobbies" that lasted exactly four days, we’re breaking down exactly where it all went wrong. But because we never learn our lesson, we’re doubling down! We share our brand-ne...

We're sorry for ruining Christmas. Original song

Original song about a group of Noggers making the greatest Egg Nog

We turned “raindrops on roses” into whiskey shots and questionable life choices. This episode covers it all: the music you bump solo vs. with friends, why “day drinking” counts as a team sport, and which billionaire we’d actually let crash the cookout. Nick confesses his crush on Livvy Dunne, Jon explains the fine art of a Darjeeling standpipe (don’t Google that at work), and Danny reveals the one...

We cracked open one of our most popular episodes and gave it the sequel treatment. This week, we’re adding brand-new laws to the sacred Bro-Bible—and swinging the gavel to abolish a few outdated ones. From sneaker etiquette to facial hair crimes, nothing is safe. Think of it as constitutional reform… but with more beers and fewer powdered wigs.

This week we tested each other’s brains with a game of Crazy Facts. The rules? Simple: guess if the fact is true or total nonsense. Guess wrong? Bottoms up. By the end, things got… fuzzy.

This week, the crew takes a wild ride through the world of confidence—real, fake, and full-blown delusion. Are you the cool, collected type or someone who thinks they could land a 747 because you watched a YouTube video once? Danny breaks down why 50% of men think they could be emergency pilots (spoiler: they absolutely could not), Jon wonders where confidence ends and douchebaggery begins, and Ni...

Plastic surgery takes center stage—BBLs, nose jobs, fillers, and the rest. Unapologetic, unfiltered takes on the procedures everyone’s getting (and pretending they’re not).

We've all been mean before. Whether you meant to or not, admit it, you were an asshole. I this episode we talk about some of the times we were d-bags, and also list from A-Z, things that fit that category. 

The guys talk about how stupid New Years resolutions are, then we proceed to make our own.

The boys talk about some of their favorite ONE HIT WONDERS. No one is surprised about Jon's terrible taste in music!

We know, the Holiday's can be a depressing time. But if you think you have it bad, wait until you hear some real tragedies that happened around this time

The boys are starting their own PR firm.

Don't know about you, but we are starting to feel old. Kids these days... am I right? We discuss some things that make us feel old, things that we just don't understand about the youths, and even some current slang trivia.

Shout out to all the baby mommas out there! This one's for you!

So you call yourself a "SpOrTs FaN" huh? Everyone watches football. Baseball is Americas Pastime. You think that now because you watch soccer, you're better than everyone? Well what do you know about cheese racing? Hobbies Horse Show? What about Calcio Storico, basically imagine if the NFL, Rugby and the UCF from the 90's had a twisted ass baby! Take your helmet off and pick up the cheese wheel, L...

We discuss some of our favorite songs and also some of our worst. Naughty and nice lists and a gift exchange!

In today's episode we discuss the little things you do that could make you a trashy person. Maybe it's clipping your toe nails on an airplane, maybe it's the way you clean your ass. Either way everyone has a little trash inside of them. 

Times are hard, and we're ready to point the finger. We try and figure out who's responsible for the crazy inflation and how we plan to combat it. Plus a little game at the end where the loser takes a shot.

The guys are drafting a super team for different sporting categories. From uniforms to tailgating. Listen in and let us know who you think won!

Did you have a weird neighbor who thought their pet opossum was just the cutest? Maybe a crazy aunt who had a beady eyed rat as her plus one? This one's for you.