Sorry For The Delay

This week, Joshua survives Fourth of July, quarantine & a Kahlúa-spiked horchata latte with spiderweb ambition, while Sean brings Seattle Cider and gets personally serenaded by “Glizzy Gobbler” (love is stored in the hot dog). Then it’s America’s big 250, World Cup chaos, summer travel debates & enough future dread to make an AI wife start packing. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! htt...

This week, Joshua chooses sobriety by way of an horchata quad-shot latte, while Sean brings Seattle Cider and a canoe fantasy that immediately turns into drone romance panic (normal lake behavior). Then it’s Funko onion layers, SummerWeen merch, effort vs expectations, SummerCon collector math, Destiny’s final-state heartbreak & one house-sized frog with cowboy potential. Enjoy the show! -VISI...

This week, Joshua runs on golf sun, Knob Creek & a gas light that apparently doubles as a personality test, while Sean brings local cider and enough summer snack science to qualify as chemical nostalgia (Little Debbie has entered the lab). Then it’s FIFA bandwagoning, movie distractions, Destiny 2 addiction & a Lightning McQueen Funko covered in suspicious mud. Please do not ask follow-up...

This week, the boys record in the morning, which apparently means Joshua is on straight whiskey while Sean opens a 32 oz local cider like breakfast needed a side quest (the clock gave up immediately). Then it’s alien time math, Earth free-falling in Sean’s dreams, AI wives, robot dogs & Joshua officially becoming a Destiny 2 Titan. The future is weird, and Sean packed lightly. Enjoy the show!...

This week, Joshua is being held upright by espresso & vibes, while Sean turns Capri Sun cocktails into a science experiment nobody asked for (fruit punch barely survived peer review). Then it’s Destiny clan recruiting, troll management, World Cup traffic dread, expensive LEGO math & one very specific plan to become a Funko after death. Enjoy the show! -DESTINY 2 CLAN- https://www.bungie.ne...

This week, Joshua comes in sun-kissed from golf, a wedding & one dusty fridge Paloma, while Sean brings Limoncello cider, wedding opinions & immediate confusion over his own internal monologue (Jiminy Cricket filed a noise complaint). Then it’s summer heat, Capri Sun cocktails, Choco Taco grief & enough sunscreen talk to prove these boys are finally aging responsibly. Enjoy the show! -...

This week, Sean shows up on day-off bourbon, Joshua swaps whiskey smoke for sparkling white peach, and somehow golf plans, BMX memories & Destiny heartbreak all end up in the same emotional loot crate (Bungie really made it personal). Then it’s regifted snow globes, sleeping-bag animals, banana slug confusion & enough Vegas fun finds to make the table file a complaint. Enjoy the show! -VIS...

This week, Sean makes it back from Vegas in one piece while Joshua stays home with a Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke and the face of a man realizing the slideshow has custody now (strong start, honestly). Then it’s Vegas laws, rooftop drinks, mob stories, Omega Mart chaos, a $100 challenge lost almost immediately & enough steakhouse praise to make Joshua personally offended. Enjoy the show!...

This week, Sean is halfway packed for Vegas, Joshua is stuck at home with smoky whiskey, parking-lot litter rage & enough ice cream truck memories to qualify as neighborhood surveillance (nothing says friendship like gambling homework). Then it’s Pick Your Poison, a random word casino, Vegas anthem energy & $100 in Sorry For The Delay money with rules that feel legally binding. Enjoy the s...

This week, Joshua gets betrayed by his own calendar, he keeps smoking whiskey like the haunted saloon finally hired him full-time & Sean celebrates halfway to Halloween with a 10.5% cider and Big Frank leaving messages from the underworld (very normal paperwork). Then it’s spooky-or-stupid panic, homemade emojis, giant pumpkin investment planning & tailored pants talk that got weirdly anat...

This week, Joshua stays committed to his bourbon smoke phase, Sean gets personally betrayed by bar soap, and the boys somehow make Earth Day habits, shower sitting & AI portraits feel like a full personality check (the robot still owes Joshua an apology). Then it’s grandma at 92, antique-room treasures & old expressions with just enough hangnail damage to ruin everybody’s evening. Enjoy th...

This week, Joshua breaks out the bourbon torch and the energy of a man left unsupervised, Sean treats Coachella like a hostile economic event, and the boys turn fart strategy & algorithm fatigue into a full living-room think tank (bad news for everybody). Then it’s Harry Potter, Lamb Chop & day-off energy trying very hard to look productive. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://so...

This week, Joshua goes from X-Files paranoia to all-day passion fruit margaritas, Sean drags him through Disney announcements, corporate greed & one more moon mission spiral, and the red button really does not bring out anybody’s best leadership (deeply troubling astronaut energy). Then it’s self-discovery, blind-box snails & enough Monday wisdom to send the whole mess back into orbit. Enj...

This week, Joshua’s voice drops into a whole new tax bracket, Sean gets emotionally attached to a moon mission, and the boys spend way too much time figuring out how astronauts poop like that is a normal use of daylight (nobody should be this confident). Then it’s buried history, tiny collectibles & enough Monday energy to shove the whole mess back into orbit. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Me...

This week, Joshua ditches the hat, Sean goes to war for the original Willy Wonka & the boys spiral from midnight apple pies to NASA moon bases like nobody handed them a normal Tuesday (patience is doing a lot of heavy lifting). Then it’s airplane seat ethics, Pick Your Poison chaos, fake taxidermy art & a closing monologue that tells everybody to unclench a little. Enjoy the show! -VISIT U...

This week, Sean sounds like spring allergies won, Joshua gets exposed for possible hatfishing & the boys turn Easter eggs, reusable water balloons & dating apps into a full public hearing (the evidence is shaky, and spring is already weird). Then it’s simulation spirals, cursed Pick Your Poison cards & a closing monologue that sneaks up on you, all that & more! Enjoy the show! -VIS...

This week, Sean shows up in five frames per minute, like the internet is rationing him out for safety reasons (honestly fair). The boys finally lock in the release schedule, argue for the Irish goodbye, spiral over gas prices, pancake sizing & deep thoughts, then close with pirate Funkos, a boozy fortune & Sean’s St. Patty’s anthem. All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch...

This week, Sean & Joshua crack into a new Pick Your Poison card game, debate whether art or music deserves to survive forever, & accidentally turn summer planning into a challenge board for themselves & the audience (someone is absolutely ending up on a horse). Then the boys close with assassin animals, fresh merch, Funko vehicles & the rarest dirty dozen fortune of all, all that &...

Sorry For The Delay | EP.123 | March Secrets, Pet Peeves & Real Or Writer Room This week, Sean & Joshua kick off March with trivia warmups, viewer-submitted pet peeves that turn Sean into a courtroom judge, & a Real Or Writer Room game where the news stays way too believable (beans are apparently weaponized). All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforth...

Sorry For The Delay | EP.122 | Early Gardeners, Marble Racing & Quiet Echoes This week, Sean declares war on early gardeners, then drags Joshua into marble racing with Vegas stakes & snow as the referee (fake spring is a scam). The boys spiral into quiet echoes, workplace automation anxiety, vanished-on-record dread & a heartfelt Death Of A Hero talk before misfortune cookies closes th...

Sorry For The Delay | EP.121 | Socks, Couch Concerts & Entertainment Overload This week, Sean brings the energy, Joshua shows up sleep-deprived with a demon eye, & the boys tackle viewer pet peeves, crypto doom vs hopium, couch concerts, entertainment overload, & why Super Bowl commercials felt weirdly forgettable (plus a pizza smiley face that died mid-melt). All that & more! Enjo...

This week, Sean & Joshua pop bottles for their 3rd Valentine’s Special, trade wine reviews, fire off 600-million-gallon facts, & argue over what actually counts as a V-Day movie (some of these picks are crimes). Then it’s break-up upsides, Beatbox chaos, aphrodisiac skepticism, & a rapid detour into odd-couple animal romance theory. All that & more! Enjoy the show! SorryForTheDelay...

This week, Sean & Joshua slide into February with love facts, Valentine’s hot takes, a budget that caps at 50 bucks, & a penguin that apparently represents everyone’s midlife crisis (rip to the algorithm). Then Joshua renames the AI Radio side-quest into the Sorry For The Delay Sound Lab, the boys play You Or Me, & end on Funko lovebirds, a questionable fortune, & lucky numbers tha...

This week, Sean & Joshua go full after-dark mode, Sean admits he got way too comfy with wine & 8% ciders, then the boys audit their digital diets like it’s a tax return (screen time while driving, buddy). They spiral into algorithm amnesia, Netflix actor paranoia, & why Bay Area sports might be haunted by static waves (totally normal conversation). Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch!...

This week, Sean & Joshua kick things off in a purple “Barney’s studio” setup, clink whiskey & Cutwater, celebrate a ticket getting dismissed, then dive into Meet Your Hosts questions, a viral 10-hour burning log mystery & euphemisms that absolutely should have stayed in the drafts (wheels up, apparently). All that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedel...