Son of a Lunch Lady

We are officially saying goodbye (for now) BUT don't worry you can still follow the journey on the new podcast, Mike Heath's Orbital Garbage Project. What is MHOGP? Our project to collect a piece of space trash. How will we do it? Guerilla Marketing, Comedy, Events, and Luck. You can join the mission anywhere you get pods. Patreon - https://patreon.com/Mikeheath Spotify - https://open.spot...

Seven steps to perfectly order a McRib from McDonald’s! We speak of inspiration from the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan and Moment of Wenz. Plus, 3 phone calls discussing exciting new plans for the podcast. A truly blessed Christmas podcast. Behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and Bonus material exclusively on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Follow Mike on socials: YouTube...

This week, Meg complains about phone trees and about grocery order pickups. Mike does a review of Thanksgiving traditions and gives a tip about corn. We talk Thanksgiving trivia and hear Gary Gulman’s joke on pulp.  Behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and Bonus material exclusively on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath Follow Mike on socials: YouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath I...

Mike and Meg talk cartoons but a lot about Avatar the Last Airbender. We open up with Meg’s new deodorant and go straight into a hot episode about cartoons from our perspective. What nation are you from? We ain’t talking about Mexico! Meg went to the Avatar the Last Airbender concert and she will never be the same. Mike started the episode by crying to one of the shows.  It wasn’t all Avatar talk....

Mike is excited about getting a vacuum. Mike and Meg recount their Mt. Rushmore’s of the Europe Trip 2024. Meg’s bike gets stolen but Mike fights to get it back from the thief. Meg says good bye to Pink Pony Club Summer. Son of a Lunch Lady is a funny podcast about growing up, getting older and the good old days. **Deleted scenes and Behind-the-scenes content exclusively on Patreon** https://www.p...

Come to hear confessions from an Uber driver, city parking etiquette tips, the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024, and some other funny tidbits from the summer. Follow Mike - https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/?hl=en Follow the Pod - https://www.instagram.com/averageoddcast/?hl=en Breakdown: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits 2:08 - City Parking Etiquette 8:54 - Fired Up 9:10 - Summer Thangs /...

Mike flys solo to share stories of aggressive humans on the sidewalks of Seattle, getting heckled about chicken patty day at school, seeing Joel Edgerton at the zoo, and other cool stuff. BREAKDOWN: 0:00 Opening Tidbits 2:11 Sidewalk Experience 6:01 Some Comedy Stories 12:22 Listener Voicemail 16:35 Full Commitment 20:15 Knitpick Collective Ad 21:25 Big Hoarder Energy 26:44 SciFi Stuff 31:08 I Saw...

The Happy couple returns for another instant classic. Mike and Meg dive deep into spring cleaning as they look through a box of memorabilia. All the while riffing on Mike’s comedy shows, listener voicemails, upcoming changes to Southwest Airlines and self defense classes.  BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits 2:00 - Comedy Trip to Tri-Cities 5:57 - Meg’s Tri-Cities Joke 19:55 - Listener’s voicemail 2...

Mike talks what it’s like celebrating Easter in Seattle, visiting the Comedy Mothership, and exploring the comedy scene in Austin, Texas.  _____________________________________ BREAKDOWN: 0:00 Opening Tidbits 2:03 Easter in Seattle 4:48 Sponsor: Knitpick Collective 5:54 Mike went to Austin 8:39 Kill Tony 10:15 Feeling Funky 12:38 Comedy Mothership Shows 17:18 Sponsor: Mike Heath Comedy 18:25 Austi...

Jimmy Chuckles and the Fire Ants are back. Lil' baby EZ E joins the party, and together they'll riff on everything from questionable fast food concoctions to senior citizens getting a little too smooth in the sauna. We're talking AI-generated fever dreams about Dune, the Jason Momoa-Anaconda mashup you never knew you craved, and more goofy riffs to make folding laundry feel like winnin...

Buckle up for a nostalgia-fueled rollercoaster with our fun-loving hosts, Meg and Mike, whose chemistry is so electric, it could reboot a Tamagotchi.  Meg confesses to an alarming number of Webkins pets and pitches a compelling case for bringing back the Macarena to the forefront of culture. Mike feels old because Meg doesn’t know what a floppy disk is. He also thought it would be good to create s...

Drift away into this weird world. From consensual tickling, Bruce Lee, Pop-Tarts, the guy who eats raw chicken, to how you can live on “Mars.” We riff all over the world and back. BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Tickling Bruce Lee  3:38 - Comments 9:20 - Fictionary or Dictionary: Fuggle 13:03 - SPONSOR - Mike Heath Comedy 14:38 POP-TART TRIBUTE 17:05  Middleschool Dances 19:00 -  Weird World 27...

Join us in pondering the legitimacy of "riffology" —because who wouldn't want to study the science of riffing? They also delve into the bizarre world of news, including the curious case of a stolen 200-foot radio tower in Alabama. We’ve got Chinese flying cars and lots of fun surprises in this lil’ episode. Mike even sings about tacos. This episode promises a delightfully peculiar bl...

Mike breaks down all things mammals, KC Chiefs, Washington’s Funniest Mammal Competition, and Bark GPT! Breakdown: 0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Super Bowl  - KC Wolf and the Kansas City Chiefs 3:05 - Washington’s Funniest Mammal  5:18 - Mammals 7:02 - Ice in His veins 8:32 - Mammal Trivia  Mammals has fur and breathe air 10:17 - Kangaroos are the Best Hoppers 11:36 -  Underground Mammals 12:40 - Powerf...

We cover the complete history of biscuits. It’s way more interesting than you could ever imagine. Mike challenges all oddballs to 50 push ups to find a better biscuit joke than what you will find in Dusty Slay’s new Netflix Special, Workin’ Man.  Listen in for the brand new segment, “Fictionary or Dictionary.” Or tune in to hear about Subway’s newest innovation. Let’s eat fresh together! BREAKDOWN...

Mike is back for the first pod of 2024. We got good news trees can walk, dogs can drive, and you can do it. From ski lift mishaps to supernatural invisibility cloaks, this episode is packed with mind-boggling events that will make you question reality. Or your place in it.  Buckle it because it’s about to get weird. And funny. We hope. We really do. We do this all to be funny. So if it’s just weir...

All your favorite moments from the podcast over the last year in one episode. Breakdown: 0:00 - Last Intro of 2023 3:44 - The Genesis  3:52 - Amish Selfies  6:47 - Space Trash  8:02 - Year 1 Comedy Goals - 8:27 - JTP  8:50 - Mike Got Married  9:10 - America at War 9:44 - Hit by car 11:24 - Meg’s Confession 12:55 - Preacher Vibes 15:20 - Peeing my Pants 16:33 - Filly Fartin’ 19:25 - Rental Car Towi...

Mike is joined by Kyle "Jimmy Chuckles" Ultican and Colin "Bad Candy" Comeaux to talk all kinds of weird world activity! The guys talk cleanfluencers, the world's most remote island, the missing fighter jet, real estate on the moon in 2040, the new space hotel, self healing metals, the Colorado Bigfoot sighting, time travel and more! It's a whirlwind of weird. Breakdown...

Mike is joined by the hilarious Timmy Booth on this weeks Average Oddcast. Join the guys as they we dive into the true EPIC that is Timmy Booth’s stand-up career. Timmy Booth is a Standup comedian and Copywriter from North Carolina, now living in Seattle. He placed 3rd placein the 2023 Seattle International Comedy Competition 2022, and 4th place in Nate Jackson’s Funniest MFer, 2022. You may have...

Mike is joined by a friend of the poddy, Topher. He owns 4 homes in Muncie, Indiana, and is decent at magic. The guys take a windy, wild through debating the possibility of a “cousin brother," and explore the outrageous consequences of taking a selfie with an Amish person.  Oh, and did we mention that Taylor Swift might be scheming to ghost someone during Super Bowl week? Join us as we unravel the...

Damian got all Bucked up. Now Mike is grieving the end of the Logo Lillard Era in Rip City.  He also dives headfirst into how Pepsi became the world’s 6 largest army, your authentic self as a sitcom character and AI robots. We are living in wild times. Let’s laugh about it together. 0:00 - Opening tidbits Dame got all bucked up 8:03 - New Theme Song 9:04 - Adulthood Starts at 30 1:06 Dame’s Farewe...

Jimmy Chuckles joins the Oddcast to catch up on if @taylorswift and @killatrav are dating, pouring one out to the Lord and much more! 0:00 - Opening tidbits 1. Mike’s not a headliner but he did a headlining set. It went okay. 6:54 2. Mike and Meg went troll hunting. 8:03 - Reading Comments 17:34 - Weird World Activity 1. McDonald’s getting rid of the self serve soda dispensers 21:21 Special Guest:...

Cello Oddballs! This week Mike flys solo to delve into reassembling Pangea, human hamster wheels, space balls (not the film), Dusty Slay's visit to Tacoma, WA, and lotsa more funny, odd thangs! BREAKDOWN: 0:00 OPENING TIDBITS  - We got a dog!!! 2:31 LOTSA WEIRD WORLD ACTIVITY New Earth 4:38 Human Hamster Wheel 6:41 Space balls 9:12 No Mo DVDS! 10:21 Reassemble Pangea COMEDY 15:34 Hanging out w...

Joey Mejia is a comedian and all around good human living in Seattle. Joey joins Mike in a chat about the secret to living to 100, peaches on the sidewalk, tiny cat potions, and his plan to become famous all in hopes of reconnecting with his father. BREAKDOWN: 0:00 - OPENING TIDBITS 3:05 - Sidewalk Peaches 5:14- Children of the Corn was too real for Mike! 10:52 - How Joey got into comedy? - Divorc...

Mike flys solo this episode to cover Uber road rage, Saudi's Line, India's "Moon Landing", rats, doing comedy by the lake, singing the Star Spangled Banner with a random woman, the BRAND NEW NAME for the podcast, and MO! This episode is jam packed with weird world activity, reading comments from the audience, conspiracy theories, dog breads, and stories from the streets. Link up with a friend, pop...