Something About Astrology

Astrology forecast for February 27-March 5 On Wednesday, March 3rd Mars leaves Taurus for Gemini. With this shift, Chris and Almie expect the pace of life to quicken, as well as people taking a more modernized approach to problem-solving. Chris and Almie also talk a bit about Venus entering Pisces, and assure listeners that we are finally out of this most recent Mercury Retrograde and that no...

Episode 52: Is Chuck Norris a Pisces or a Virgo? Astrology forecast for February 20-26 Chris and Almie offer their suggestions for successfully navigating Pisces season. They also celebrate Mercury no longer being retrograde and talk about Venus entering Pisces later this week. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris challenges Almie to a game of “Pisces or Virgo,” where Almie must guess whether a given celebri...

Astrology forecast for February 13-19 This week Saturn and Uranus form a tense square, which could lead to surprises and changes. Chris wonders how Mars has been doing while it’s been in the sign of Taurus and whether or not it will rebel against the demands the Aquarian planets have been putting on it. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie to predict where the plot of the show “WandaVision” might...

Astrology forecast for February 6-12 Is it possible to have TOO MUCH Aquarius energy in the air? We’re going to find out next week when SIX planets will be in the sign of Aquarius. Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming Aquarian onslaught, as well as a potential 13th zodiac sign called Ophiuchus, which would affect people born between November 29 and December 17. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie...

Astrology forecast for January 30-February 5 Chris and Almie discuss the current Mercury Retrograde, which is in the sign of Aquarius, and offer listeners advice on how to get through it. Chris wonders if Pluto shifting degrees last Monday might have contributed to the recent Wall Street chaos, and in “Ask a Scorpio”, Chris and Almie play “Leo or Not a Leo,” a game where Chris presents Almie with...

Astrology forecast for January 23-29 Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming full moon in Leo and also give listeners the heads up that Mercury will be going retrograde soon. Chris wonders if Pluto moving from 24 degrees Capricorn to 25 degrees Capricorn on January 25 will bring any surprises, and in “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie about the breakup of “Bachelorette” stars Clare Crawley and Dale Mo...

Astrology forecast for January 16-22 Chris and Almie wish legendary filmmaker David Lynch a Happy Birthday and also discuss what the planets will be doing on January 20 during the U.S. Presidential Inauguration. They also talk about the upcoming Mars-Uranus conjunction, and share a list of famous Taurus-Aquarius couples. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie if she’s enjoying the new TV show “Wanda...

Astrology forecast for January 9-15 The planet Uranus ends its retrograde period on January 14, which could bring upheaval and surprises in both your personal life as well as in the world. Chris and Almie also talk about what it means for planets to be at the 29th degree, and to be especially aware of when Mars is changing signs throughout 2021. In "Ask A Scorpio", Chris asks Almie if she has any...

Astrology forecast for January 2-8 The planet Mars will be leaving the sign of Aries this week, where it has been for the past six months. Chris and Almie talk about the Mars transition, as well as what to expect when Mercury and Venus also change signs this week. Chris shares how he survived the Cancer Full Moon last week, and in “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie how she’s enjoying Season 3 of th...

Episode 44: Full Moon in Cancer (2nd One This Year!) Astrology forecast for December 28-January 2 There’s a full moon in Cancer on December 29! We also had a full moon in Cancer earlier this year on January 10. Chris and Almie talk about the full moon, as well as what to expect on New Year’s Eve, and what sort of changes we might be looking at as a society over the next couple of years with Saturn...

Episode 43: It’s Not Just Jupiter, It’s SUPITER! Astrology forecast for December 19-25 Jupiter is going into Aquarius today. On Monday, December 21 Jupiter and Saturn are going to form a conjunction, which could make for an especially auspicious day. Chris and Almie discuss this day as well as Capricorn energy, Uranus and Aquarius, and Chris shares his thoughts on NBA Star Kyrie Irving’s sage smud...

Episode 42: How’s Your Eclipse Season? Astrology forecast for December 12-18 We’ve got another eclipse coming up on December 14! It’s our second eclipse in two weeks and might be making us all feel especially wonky and out of sorts. Chris and Almie talk about the eclipse, as well as Saturn moving into Aquarius (which is HUGE), Chiron going direct, and Venus entering Sagittarius. In “Ask A Scorpio,...

Episode 41: Let’s Talk about Saturn! Astrology forecast for December 7-11 Chris and Almie talk about how Saturn is at the 29th degree of Capricorn and what that means for all of us over the next ten days before Saturn enters Aquarius. They also talk about the planet Jupiter having as many as 600(!) moons and what to expect toward the end of the week when the moon enters Scorpio and forms a (h...

Astrology forecast for November 28–December 4 We will be experiencing both a full moon and a lunar eclipse on November 30. Chris and Almie talk about how that can affect you and your destiny. They also talk about Mercury moving into Sagittarius and whether or not anyone should care that Neptune recently went direct. In "Ask A Scorpio", Chris asks Almie to name her favorite album of the year.

Episode 39: Return of the Sag! Astrology forecast for November 21-27 The sun has returned to Sagittarius, where it will stay for the next four weeks! Chris and Almie discuss that as well as the planet Venus moving into the sign of Scorpio. They also talk about what it means for a planet to be in its fall, in its detriment, and what it means for a planet to be exalted. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris cha...

Episode 38: You’re Gonna Hear Me Roar Astrology forecast for November 14-20 **We had some strange audio issues in this one that we tried our best to fix. Apologies for the poor quality!** Chris and Almie celebrate the planet Mars going direct! They also encourage listeners to set intentions during the upcoming New Moon in Scorpio, which could potentially bring major transformations in our lives. T...

Episode 37: Mars Goes Direct! Astrology forecast for November 7-13 Chris and Almie discuss the current Mars Retrograde and how it potentially affected election results in the U.S. presidential race. They also talk about the planet Mercury leaving Libra for Scorpio and encourage people to take advantage of the Jupiter-Pluto conjunction on November 12. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie how she fe...

Astrology forecast for October 31-November 6 Chris and Almie talk about the full moon in Taurus (which is also a Blue Moon,) how often a Blue Moon happens, and they reveal Buffalo Bill’s birthday. They also discuss the upcoming U.S. Presidential Election and what the planets will be doing that day. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what her favorite scary movie is to watch on Halloween. Additio...

Episode 35: Did you know Jason from Friday the 13th is a Gemini? Astrology forecast for October 24-30 Lots of movement with the planets this week! Chris and Almie talk about the Sun entering Scorpio, Venus entering Libra, and Mercury also entering Libra. They also discuss the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction on December 21 and Chris wishes Almie and Drake (both born October 24) very happy birthdays. In...

Astrology forecast for October 17-23 Chris and Almie talk about all the Scorpio energy coming our way in the form of the Scorpio Moon this weekend and the Sun entering Scorpio on October 22. They thank the Virgo Moon for helping Almie navigate the DMV successfully last week and remind people that Mercury is in retrograde through November 3. They also do their best to pinpoint when the Aquarian Age...

Episode 33: Yep, Mercury Is Retrograde (Again!) Astrology forecast for October 10-16 Chris and Almie congratulate everyone on making it through the Mars-Pluto square last week and encourage listeners to have a fun, sociable weekend if possible while the moon is in Leo. They also wish California Governor Gavin Newsom a happy birthday and explore the similarities between his voice and Milhouse’s voi...

Episode 32: I’m Your Venus! I’m Your Fire! Astrology forecast for October 3-9 Chris and Almie talk about how this weekend is very Venus-heavy with the Sun in Libra and the Moon in Taurus and how it’s a good weekend to bring some beauty into your life. They also discuss Pluto going direct on October 4 and caution listeners that Mercury is entering its shadow phase on October 7. They also wish Gwen...

Episode 31: Saturn Goes Direct! Astrology forecast for September 26-October 2 Chris and Almie encourage everyone to enjoy this weekend and socialize while the moon is in Aquarius. They also talk about Saturn going direct, the upcoming Full Moon, Mercury entering Scorpio and Venus going into Virgo. And “Ask A Scorpio,” Chris asks Almie to describe her ideal brunch.

Astrology forecast for September 19-26. Chris and Almie welcome Libra season and play a new game called “Virgo or Not a Virgo?” They wish Jarvis Cocker a happy birthday and Chris once again talks about how much he dislikes New Moons. In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what activities she suggests Scorpios engage in this weekend while the moon is in Scorpio.

Astrology forecast for September 12-18. Chris and Almie discuss the ongoing Mars Retrograde and how it has already affected tennis player Novak Djokovic. They also talk about Dark Moon Lilith and how she could make an already tense astrological landscape even more intense in the next week or two when she forms a conjunction with Mars. They touch on Uranus being in Taurus and its connection to the...