Something About Astrology

Astrology forecast for September 5-12. Happy Labor Day! It’s a very busy astrological week with Mars going retrograde, Mercury entering Libra, and Venus entering Leo. Chris and Almie discuss what not to do when Mars is in Retrograde, and the connection between the Mars Retrograde in 1973 and the Watergate Scandal. In “Ask A Scorpio,” Chris asks Almie what she looks for in a dream master bedroom. A...

Episode 27: Pisces Full Moon Coming Your Way! Astrology forecast for August 29-September 5. You can run, but you can’t hide from the Pisces Full Moon on September 1. Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming full moon, give an overview of the difficulties Venus is up against this week, and in Ask A Scorpio, mad props are given to the TV show Cobra Kai for being number one on Netflix -- plus, Almie and...

Astrology forecast for August 22-August 28. We have entered Virgo Season! Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming Mars-Saturn Square on August 24. They reference the movie “This Is Spinal Tap” to explain the difference between how Virgos and Geminis communicate. Chris talks about what Pluto moving into Aquarius in 2023 might mean for the United States, and encourages people to look at their birth cha...

Astrology forecast for August 15-August 21. Uranus is stationing retrograde, which could throw a few surprises our way. We also say goodbye to Leo Season. Chris gets excited about Mercury going into Virgo and discusses what was going on in the world the last time Uranus was in Taurus, and in “Ask A Scorpio” Almie talks about not really feeling anything different during Leo Season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Astrology forecast for August 8-August 15. It’s the perfect time to be aggressive with all this fire energy in the air 🔥 (Sun in Leo, Mars in Aries, Moon in Aries). Chris and Almie also discuss the upcoming Mars-Pluto Square, what major events took place when Saturn was last in Aquarius, and in “Ask A Scorpio” Almie shares her Halloween costume ideas.

Astrology forecast for August 1-August 7. Hold on to your hats (and wear a hazmat suit if you have one) because the full moon on August 3rd is going to be a doozy! Chris and Almie discuss the full moon in depth, and in “Ask A Scorpio” Almie does an impression of John Oliver. Plus: Chris and Almie discuss a weird trend of certain celebrities having a Leo Sun and Aquarius Moon.

Astrology forecast for July 25-July 31. The Sun has entered Leo! Chris and Almie discuss the return of professional sports in the United States, how they've never met a Libra who didn't like being a Libra, they thank the Virgo Moon, and in "Ask A Scorpio" Chris asks Almie what Leonardo DiCaprio movie she thinks should get a sequel.

Season Two starts now! Astrology forecast for July 18-25. In our first episode of season two, Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming New Moon in Cancer, list off celebrities who have both their sun and moon in the sign of Cancer, Chris gives the heads up that next week will be very “Leo-y” and Ask A Scorpio is about Kanye and the show “Dark.”

Astrology forecast for July 11-July 18. Chris and Almie discuss the planet/comet Chiron, the United States’ Pluto Return, Mercury going direct, and Ask A Scorpio talks reopening of Downtown Disney. Season One finale!

Astrology forecast for July 4-July 11. Chris and Almie discuss the United States’ birth chart and wish Tom Cruise a slightly belated birthday. Chris talks about Saturn in Capricorn and what Mercury in Retrograde means, and Ask A Scorpio is about yard sales.

Astrology forecast for June 27-July 4. Chris and Almie discuss Mars entering Aries, Saturn backtracking into Capricorn, how 4th of July weekend might feel a little heavy, and “Ask A Scorpio” covers the fireworks frenzy.

Astrology forecast for June 20-27. Chris and Almie talk about the Solar Eclipse, Venus going direct, Mars entering Aries, Almie does her Quentin Tarantino impression, and Chris struggles explaining why Frances McDormand exemplifies Cancer qualities.

In this episode, Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming Solar Eclipse, Mercury turning Retrograde, and Ask A Scorpio: Almie’s favorite of the “Friends.”

We’re back. Chris and Almie recap the recent Lunar Eclipse, discuss moving into the Aquarian Age, and whether or not they believe in aliens.

Chris talks quite a bit about the planet Mars as well as Mercury going retrograde, Chris reiterates how much he dislikes new moons, and Chris and Almie briefly touch on their favorite Gene Wilder films.

Chris and Almie talk about the Sun entering Gemini, Venus going Retrograde, and the upcoming New Moon. Also Almie does an impression of Ruth from “Ozark” and dishes out trivia about Alex P. Keaton from “Family Ties.”

Chris and Almie talk about Saturn going Retrograde, Mercury entering Gemini, and Mars entering Pisces. Almie does a Lisa Simpson impression and talks about the reopening of Shanghai Disneyland.

Almie does impressions of Carole Baskin and Lois Griffin, Chris talks about the abundance of planets in Earth signs as well as the upcoming Scorpio full moon, and Almie talks about spiders and Ellen.

Chris and Almie talk about Pluto in Retrograde some more, Chris gets emotional talking about Aries, and Almie gets *two* questions in our Ask A Scorpio segment.

Chris and Almie discuss Pluto going retrograde, the Sun going into Taurus, and Disneyland. Also, Gavin Newsom is a Libra.

April 10 - April 17 forecast. Chris and Almie encourage everyone to enjoy the Sagittarius Moon this weekend, Chris cautions about the Capricorn Moon on Monday and Tuesday, and Almie’s got trivia on the song “We Are the World” and why Dan Aykroyd was included.

Chris screws up the date of the podcast, Mercury finally leaves Pisces, Mars squares Uranus, and the Scorpio Moon.

Chris and Almie discuss Mars going into Aquarius, Venus going into Gemini, and did you know these celebrities are Aquarians? Also “Ask a Scorpio”: what’s your favorite movie of the ’90s?

For week of March 22 - March 28: Chris congratulates everyone for making it through Pisces. Chris and Almie share their grocery store experience. The topic of Saturn also arises.

Last week’s episode was titled “Piscean Chaos” — and we had no idea how right we were. This week, Chris and Almie talk about an intense past week and what to expect in the week ahead, when the sun changes signs from Pisces to Aries.