Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast

What is Vampire Reserve Containment Hope Abandonment Cell, you ask? Well, take a listen and find out! It's the final chapter in the story of Guido Lanzoni. The story sure took a few turns toward the unexpected along the way. If you listened to the campaign all the way through, thank you so much, and stay tuned for the next one! Content warning: Profanity, sexuality, existential crisis  Follow...

It all ends. But death would be too easy of an ending for our guy. He's going to be hanging around forever. In a way. It's the final gameplay episode, so the penultimate episode of the campaign! Content warning: Profanity, violence, Hatsune Miku Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow Special thanks: Tim Hutchings for designing this aw...

Dr. Merangue Orphanage is a miracle-worker. She is able to help our guy become who he was always meant to be: a french guy whose identity he stole 400 years ago! The origin story of the big guy himself is revealed. Who is the Thousand year old vampire, truly? Content warning: Profanity, violence, Rudolf Schnitler Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solot...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless you're objectively hideous. In that case, modern medicine AKA plastic surgery can be a big help! Well, well, well, if it isn't The Big Guy. The Hunky Monk makes a dramatic return as our guy finds something in common with the old nemesis. Content warning: Profanity, violence, A twist Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @sol...

The day to decide the fate of all Garibaldihood has come. A fateful encounter with the eternal pursuer draws near! Meet Liz Crossington, a woman who bears a striking resemblance to our guy's late wife Elize DelaCroix. What is going on?  Content warning: Profanity, Violence, Depiction of animal cruelty Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow...

Holy retribution, Batman! It's 20th century evil robocop! How will our hero save the day (or himself)!? This is an episode you can't miss! Our guy encounters a woman who is the exact image of Elize Delacroix. What shall we do about it? Well, everything. Content warning: Profanity, violence, Edward Cullening in the bedroom Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotude...

Welcome to CASTLE KARLSTEIN! (Cue thunder rumbling sfx) In the evil nazi castle our guy is yet again betrayed by those he cares about the most. Whoever said that the film business is ageist is clearly wrong. There are good parts for creatures over 400 after all! As long as you're comfortable with playing over 400 year old monsters. And our guy sure is. At least until we are hit by a moral dil...

It's nazi time! 1939 Prague is a nasty place to be especially when evil nazi scientists are looking for you. Christopher Miracleman the B-class monster movie actor based in London is approached by a figure holding two historical journals from ages past. Who on earth is this actor? And who is the figure!? AND WHOSE JOURNALS ARE THEY!?!? Content warning: Profanity, violence, Nazi scientists Fol...

Just a bunch of Guyes livin' in New York city! Our guy relocates and gets some friends to go drink and talk about baseball with. As a model for the propaganda department of the Allied forces, our guy catches feelings towards the artist painting him.  Content warning: Profanity, violence, sex, mouth noises Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotude...

If you want to blend in, baseball is the way. Our guy gets some friends in New York and learns some modern lingo. The Great war continues and The United States join in. Our guy gets drafted but is given a rather unique role. He excels at it. Content warning: Profanity, violence, sex, WW1 Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow Special thanks: Ti...

A transcontinental trip in a portable hotel is here! We get to San Diego and start up a mystical herbologist's cart. A deep slumber leads to our guy waking up in 1910. How will our hero find his place in this new and changed world? Who knows! I sure don't! Content warning: Profanity, violence, sex, lesbian nephews Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tik...

You can only be the hottest playboy mogul for so long before you get taken down. Loki and Barriett Galdi ride the Oregon trail to San Diego, and set up a snakeoil salescart! Sometimes snakeoil goes bad, and this time it causes our guy to go to a quite deep slumber. He wakes up in a new world, but with kind of familiar faces. Content warning: Profanity, violence, San Diego Follow Solotude: A journa...

It's Miss America time at Bonetel Philadelphia! Who gets to win and become the body for an old greek guy? Find out! Loki compares two different versions of the same events from two different journals. He realizes how others see him. Hot. Also as the devil. But like, hot. Content warning: Profanity, violence, twinks Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok:...

Socrates begins to question being just a head. We need to get him a body ASAP! Turns out turning dozens of innocent people into vampires takes a toll on one's own body and soul. We become more feral, but don't worry, we're still hot! Content warning: Profanity, violence, twinks Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow Special thank...

Welcome to Bonetel Philadelphia! Any time of year, you can find an early grave here! Loki writes a nice little entry about his new employee of the month, Barry Galdi. Its name is not Miriam Liquid. The wet mass of worm-like stuff cannot be named using a human mouth. It takes Loki on a journey so far he ends up surprisingly close. Content warning: Profanity, violence, sexual stuff Follow Solotude:...

A new servant is hired! Loki Skeletonson becomes a real american by starting a business and licking some toes! Miriam Liquid is a truly mysterious figure, but makes an offer Loki is unable to refuse. An innocent toe licking turns to a bizarre journey for the ages! Content warning: Profanity, violence, wet tentacle-stuff Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok:...

Alf isn't very impressed by his new roommate, The head of Socrates. They try to get along.  A 70-year epic journey around Europe to America awaits! As 18th century evil Robocop follows our guy and destroys the life he tries to build each and every time. Content warning: Profanity, Violence, Veronica Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow S...

A box appears! Something jiggles inside it! It talks, is immortal and turns out to be the leader of the symposioum! 100 years go by as Alf tries to outrun the 18th century evil Robocop following him. He makes the grand journey across the Atlantic to build a new life closer to family. Content warning: Profanity, violence, sexy things Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotud...

Alf is in for some gentle journaling about his good friend-with-benefits. Hit the theme music, because the sporting contest of popehood is here! The team comes together, and some end up going their seperate ways. What lies in the future for st. Alphus? Who knows! I sure don't! Content warning: Profanity, Papal Kombat, Gluteus maximus Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @s...

I think someone who thinks is now back! Therefore he comes to find Alf! The Dee is back for more, and he is going to get it. Papal Kombat is on! Who wins, who loses, and how the fuck did Bob get here? Content warning: Profanity, sexy french philosopher, plot twists Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow Special thanks: Tim Hutchings for designi...

Alf "Loki" Skeletonsson learns to play the sport of the circle of life. It is the perfect counterattack to Father Weissnegger's vile and twisted ways. Alf travels where no person should ever have to go - Assevillers, the village of the twisted clan Garibaldi. Alf is presented with the finest Garibaldis, and picks one to come travel with him. Content warning: Profanity, sexual innuen...

Another 10 years go by in the frozen land of Nor Way. This time not filled with insanity, loneliness and cod-husbands, but rather joy, union and purpose.  Papal Kombat is koming, and Alf needs a team, ASAP! Alf Skeletonsson retrieves something that belongs to him from a network of catacombs under a remote French village. Something that begins with a G, and belongs to him. Content warning: Profanit...

This week's journal scribblings turn out to be a mix of desperate escape and going-a-bit-crazy-in-a-cave. But at least the cave's got a view! Guy Skeleton changes his name yet again, and finds a new direction to his life. Content warning: Profanity, violence, fish-husbands Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow Special thanks: Tim Hut...

Exit pursued by The Hunky Monk, Arnold Weissnegger! Guy Skeleton ends up in a cave in Lapland, and tries (unsuccessfully) to distance himself from the world.  Content warning: Profanity, death, banking Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow Special thanks: Tim Hutchings for designing this awesome game, Epidemicsound for additional episode music

This time the entries in the journal hava Guy Skeleton encounter a member of The Symposium, Vampire hunter D: René Descartes. Fucking is on the table.  Then mr. Skeleton does what all freaks do when they wish to disappear. He joins the circus. Content warning: Profanity, murder, all things masturbation Follow Solotude: A journaling rpg podcast on: instagram: @solotudeshow tiktok: @solotudeshow Spe...