Sofia with an F

I’m giving 1-800 SLOOTS the serious attention it deserves and taking your calls from a VERY special dial up phone (vintage from Argentina IF you even care…) These are my favorite videos to record right now because you sloots are that good. Mind in the gutter with your boss? Faking a British accent? Love the beach but stuck in cow-town? This episode is for you. Also, don’t worry I fill you in on th...

Remember Ashley Madison, the infamous dating platform that prides itself on creating a safe space for cheaters? Well nearly 10 years after the data breach – where millions of users were outed for their infidelity – Ashley Madison is back up and thriving, boasting the slogan “Life is short, have an affair.” Today, I have the CSO Paul Keable on the couch to talk all things Ashley Madison – monogamy,...

I’m done with the sound of my own voice – you know what that means? Time to dive into your voicemails, sloots. We’ve got a sloot on the brink of a long distance crisis, a male sloot stuck in Florida, a British streamer lacking female attention, and a slew of deranged lore that I’m eternally grateful y’all are letting me share with the public. Y’all are FUNNY. Thanks for dialing 1-800 SLOOTS! IMPOR...

My name is not my name. My dad is not my dad. And my story is not my story…yet. Follow Sofia on:  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sofiafranklyn    TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@sofiafranklyn    Twitter - https://twitter.com/sofiafranklyn     Threads - https://www.threads.net/@sofiafranklyn   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://ww.audacvinc.com/privac...

Soph is back for a Part 2 and we are ready to dissect our relationship from top to bottom. First, we look at other relationships between A-list celebs (me) and their assistants – Jessica Simspon made her’s her child’s godmother which none of my past employees have done…yet! Then we do a live annual review – are we co-dependant? Do we cross boundaries? How much of our personal lives seep into the b...

Let’s all give a warm welcome to my dear friend Bran Flakezz who is behind the mic for the second time with me – which is SHOCKING because of the state I was in the last time we recorded. I am truly grateful that he didn’t write me off as a flakey freak! Since Bran and I met on a Patron brand trip, we’ve been able to talk about everything under the sun – today that includes Justin Bieber’s comment...

Good news girls, today I have Walton Goggins (A.K.A. my brother lucas) joining me on the couch! In classic me fashion we’re recording a few hours before leaving to, as Lucas puts it, “shake ass in Miami”...but before then it’s time for truth hour including but not limitted to my brother’s stint with a 35 year old, my recent contact with my biological father, and why Lucas is blessed I don’t have a...

Utah is in the house!! Jessi is BACK on the couch, this time joined by Layla with her hot new bod. Of course we have to address the elephant in the room – the last time I was with Jessi, Demi was sitting next to her, and the two have since ended their friendship. Jessi gives us all the deets on the behind the scenes contract dispute that catalyzed the heartbreaking fallout. Layla gives insight int...

Please welcome hysterical standup comedian and my dear friend Sienna Hubert-Ross… you heard that right I am making new friends as an adult!! Also I have now perfected the pronunciation of her name, IYKYK. You’re in for a SAGA of a story-time about Sienna and my night spent hopping between New York’s private members clubs. From Sienna being asked if she was “doing her homework” at the bar (she was...

Today it’s me and my assistant Soph sat on the couch gabbing – which is basically what every day at Sloot Media looks like! Soph is hot off running into her ex in the neighborhood, while I’m busy processing that my BF listened to his first episode of SWAF (which is usually off limits!) We talk about new shows (who here has watched Industry?) falling asleep with Bravo penetrating our brains, and IG...

Born into a chaotic, hellraising and deeply tight-knit family, Saraya learned to never back down from a challenge. She’s a rule breaker and drawn to people with the same mentality. In “Rulebreakers,” her DGAF attitude takes center stage while also exploring vulnerability and transparency with listeners. Every week, Saraya and a guest will explore their unconventional paths to success. Inspired by...

Welcome back to another installment of me and cousin Alex (who looks animated wtf that filter was NOT on me) shooting the shit. Why do we say crazy things – i.e. things that will specifically hurt our boyfriends?! It’s not cute and we should probably just be upfront about our insecurities. We talk about me feeling in limbo (I’m present in NYC but also there’s a very real chance of me moving to Eur...

We finally have a new episode of 1-800-SLOOTS where I get to hear your beautiful voices! But first I am STUNNED to find a Daily Mail article written about my booty transformation from months ago in which they discuss my “soggy diaper butt” as if it’s a real illness. This made me take a trip down memory lane and reflect on my digital footprint… which is fitting because I just met my boyfriend’s fam...

Happy pop culture Thursday Sloots!! Let’s unpack season 3 of the White Lotus and the hits and misses of the finale. Laurie made me cry, Aimee Lou is such an Aimee Lou, and taboo incest plots can fly but only IF they make sense! I also listen to a few of your amazing voice mails including one from a very special Irish gentleman. Now I have to go catch my flight byeee XO Follow Sofia on:  Instagram...

Get your jammies on sloots (and grab a furry pen + a notepad the size of your palm) we’re having a slumber party! There’s nothing new about me and Alex yapping on the  couch but this week is a little fun and different… we’re each taking turns in the hot seat. What work has Alex had done? How’d she go from LDS saint to stoner princess? What does she really think of my bf? And ofc, I answer all of y...

Part 2 of quitting-the-vape-with-Sofia is here!! If you’re looking for some next level wisdom for kicking your addiction, you’re in the right place. Today we’re tackling the hard ish — how to stop using the vape to escape your feelings, and why eliminating nicotine from your system will actually ease your anxiety & depression drastically. And if you’re not going to do it for the internal reaso...

It’s just me and you this week Sloot! My detox from nicotine has been a journey and I am finally ready to share… and it’s a long story so we had to split it into two parts! How did this addiction begin? What’re the horrors of vaping vs. cigarettes? How was my addiction (and complicated road to recovery) affecting my loved ones? And because I’m in a chatty mood, we also have a coloring book haul, a...

Your favorite cousins are back, and the ADHD is real. We kick things off with an impromptu lesson on shapes—pop quiz: what shape is a TV? (wrong answers only) I would also love to know who took my Frame TV – if you return it now I promise I won’t be mad. The main event: deep diving into Vogue’s 2025 wedding Do’s and Don’ts (and NO, no one is proposing… yet). And as festival season approaches, we a...

Ever wanted an expert’s take on any possible cosmetic treatment/ procedure under the sun?? Well this week you’re in luck because my beautiful, EDUCATED, plastic surgeon to the stars is here to give us a crash course on botox, lip filler, face lifts, buccal fat removal, hyperpigmentation, laser, and more!! We deep dive into everything trending in the world of cosmetic surgery, as well as how to fin...

Alex got off the plane from Utah with vengeance. Breaking the news of my ex’s engagement? No problem! Calling a DIFFERENT ex for the first time in years on my behalf? Love it!!! In addition to cozying up to the men of my past, Alex shares her near death experience on the slopes, calls me out for not getting her a Christmas gift last year (don’t worry she already has 2025’s picked out) and draws my...

Today I am joined by fashion bombshell Alara Taneri who you know and love from Perfect Match season 2 and the infamous Dated & Related… In addition to sharing BTS of her time on reality TV, Alara tells us all about her new boo (if you’re lucky you’ll see her soft launch him on her IG story) and all of her past Valentine’s antics. Alara and I discuss the pros of dating long distance, the import...

Today I’m on my couch with dating expert (and one of my best and oldest freinds) Sarah Powell! Sarah is a professional matchmaker here to share her wisdom. How do I find my person? How do I perfect my Hinge profile? Do I go on a second date? Sarah has the answers. Also – Sarah may or may not be the one responsible for setting me up with my current m*n…and even she’s shocked with how well it’s turn...

How did OF star Bonnie Blue sleep with 1,057 men in 12 hours?? This week we get every detail — the sea of condoms on the floor, the 40 second rule, the man who sang “You’ve Got a Friend in Me”… Bonnie also breaks down her controversial “barely legal” content and sets her sights on my BROTHER. Last thing Sloots — do you ever need to be angry to orgasm? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. Enjoy! XO Follow Sofia on...

Join me as I unbox a disgusting amount of amazon items that I bought in a panic after Pinterest told me they were cool! I AM AN ADVERTISER’S WET DREAM. In addition to going on a ten minute long oil tangent – including balsamic glaze being embarrassing, ordering olive oil for the cute label, and exposing a brand that would hate me IF ONLY they knew who I was – I give you the lowdown on my first pla...

Let’s melt some paraffin wax baby!! Yes, I know that’s the most toxic kind and no, it wasn’t my fault (Soph is THIS close to getting fired.) Just kidding. This week, the DIY series continues except we’ve graduated from Elmer’s glue to hot tools. Please enjoy my haul of the essential oils and dried flowers I’ve been collecting for nearly a year, as well as my failed attempts to reduce, reuse, recyc...