Soccer Situations

In a desperate attempt to grow the base, Alex and Todd discuss not one, but TWO NFL plotlines this week. Outside of that, it's mostly dunking on Tottenham Hotspur. Our cover photo features a lovely limited kit by @Mizuno for @fcaugsburg Enjoy the show, please rate & review on your platform of choice!

Alex is stunned by England's Crusader Kit. We're both titilated by a potential Tottenham relegation. Chicago gets a new stadium!

Alex and Todd are back to talk a tight title race, as well as Pluribus, The F1 Movie, and why AppleTV+ is now essential. If you opt for youtube, lots of cat action this week. Special thanks to Friend of the Pod Marion, who provided our gorgeous cover photo from a night out ‪@DetroitCityFC‬! If you've got soccer or footie-fashion pics you'd like us to use for an episode, please email todd@soccersit...

Finally: Todd and Alex's long-lost LA conversation! We discuss a throwback Champions League party, East v West, and a whole lotta nonsense.

Todd and Alex are back, and so is the Prem! We chat new faces, new shirts, and new storylines as we head into the new season!

The clunky title is supposed to be an MCU joke. In this episode, Todd and Alex ramble off-script mere moments after Liverpool thumped Tottenham 5-1 to seal their 20th league title. We also look forward to Arsenal's sexy Parisian tie in the Champions League. #premierleague #liverpoolfc #arsenal #uefa #championsleague #podcast #sports #comedy

Alex and Todd relive Arsenal's incredible performance over Real Madrid in the Champion's League. Todd fills the hole left by White Lotus with a Stardew Valley clone. Alex re-enacts Sturgill Simpson lyrics in real time (See YouTube). #premierleague #uefa #manchesterunited #chelseafc #arsenal #liverpool #tottenham #manchestercity #astonvilla #podcast #comedy #realmadrid #j #psg #seriea #kappa #fashi...

EP.74: "An Actual Circus" by Soccer Situations

Alex and Arsenal had a brilliant weekend, capped by the music supervisor at The Emirates providing a bonafide Soccer Situation™️ needle drop at the full-time whistle. Todd has a laugh at Liverpool's luck, then mixes up a number of other results before we have a mid-season KIT ALERT from Kappa and Fiorentina!

The January transfer window has already revived Manchester City, just in time for the Champions League Knockouts. Bournemouth humiliate a direct rival for European glory. David Coote wants you to understand his cocaine binge at the Euros.

Unai continues to torment Arsenal, a Dutch dynasty takes shape, and Everton gain ground on Manchester United and Tottenham!

Todd gives some thoughts on his experience with the historic and horrific LA wildfires, followed by some comic relief as we look at the North London Derby. Both hosts begin to sweat Nottingham Forest.

Everyone in the title race is chillin... Except for Nottingham Forest. Trent Alexander-Arnold flirted with Real Madrid Royalty, and then faced royal backlash. Grand Rapids has new scenes developing in the underground, even as they build a proper stadium for a pro team!

Todd comes to grips with the looming departure of sweet baby Trent. Alex shops the January window for potential Arsenal forwards. Wolves and Tractors awaken, reigniting the relegation battle.

A new middle class is gentrifying the upper mid table! Everton have been saved by the Yanks, Manchester continues to crumble into the sea.

A Merseyside postponement gives Arsenal & City a chance to close the gap, Manchester(s) continue to stumble, Tottenham disappoints again, Todd's latest bandwagon are MLS Champions, and Alex gets a tattoo!

Liverpool help their rivals with personal growth through physical intimidation! Arsenal and West Ham bend space & time to create a legendary half of football, and CHELSEA are in this title race! *Apologies for some sound issues in this episode, as we continue to work out the gremlins in our new recording process!

Liverpool are top of the LeagueS but have their biggest week yet ahead of them, Tottenham humiliate Man City in their own ground, Amorim's debut isn't his fault, and we discuss the league's best buddies!

Alex and Todd connect for their first transcontinental football conversation! We catch up on dodgy refs, Man City's struggle bus, Premier League risers Nottingham Forest and Brighton, and Todd adjusts to exhaustion and life on the west coast.

Alex and Todd are together in person ONE LAST TIME before Todd heads to LA! We talk a massive week in the league that left Alex distraught and Todd with a classic winners' headache. You know the kind.

We were certain that the fallout of Arsenal-Liverpool would be the headline this week. And it was, at the time of recording.

Todd and Alex have an astrological horror show, discuss another historical example of such, and ground ourselves in the aftermath of Liverpool v Chelsea.

Todd launches a not-at-all cultlike defense of Jurgen Klopp, we visit Greece through the eyes of Calvin Klein, and count the days until US Soccer eclipses England!

A crisp fall cider leads us off the beaten path, and we begin to question everything. Are Chelsea a threat? Is Bruno a chill dude? Is Harry Maguire the GOAT? Join us for no answers on this loosey-goosey episode.

After a rough & tumble weekend of Premier League fixtures, we look at the current state of the top 4 and make some controversial predictions. Newcastle are looking good in a sporting AND fashion sense, Erik Ten Hag might beat Todd to a relocation, and we feel a chill, as a new Master of the Dark Arts emerges just in time for spooky season!