So I Married A Film Critic

Our conversation revolves around the original Wuthering Heights and how different director Emerald Fennel takes this classic novel and gives it all the passionate intensity she can muster. Barry talks about seeing it in theaters and I share how I never wanted to see it. Did we love it? You'll have to listen in. Why are tortured romances so interesting to watch? Let's get into it! Follow th...

The movie "Carrie" is 50 years old and we talk about Barry's embarrassing interaction with William Kat, "dirty pillows", what belief's Carrie's mom had, and who else was up for playing these characters. Barry does his John Travolta impression and we discuss if the gym scene is real or in Carrie's imagination. Follow us behind the scenes on Instagram @soimarrieda...

This week we talk about Spielberg's darkest film and the biggest bummer for a Summer flick. This was also our first movie date! We discuss all the women who take advantage of their proximity to Cruise, how the book is different from the movie and how we both see the opening scene differently. Join us 28 years in the future! Follow up behind the scenes on Instagram @soimarriedafilmcritic_podcas...

Join us in the Red Room...we talk about the publishing phenomenon that turned into a controversial blockbuster. Julia is intrigued by the all the contract negotiations while Barry is ready with his safe word. Topics include being a 21 year old virgin who works at Home Depot, why dating Hannibal Lecter sounds more interesting than Christian Grey and if this movie takes its premise too far...or not...

Go back to 2009 with us when relationships were simpler...j/k it was still a mess! We discuss why people still want to get married, if Home Depot is a good place to share your infidelity, if yoga is a good place to meet people and why this movie is so underwhelming. Also, did I make Barry sign a prenup? Is being someone's exception a good thing? Should couples just be like Kurt and Goldie? We...

In this episode we dive into "Send Help" the latest Sam Raimi dark comedy survivalist thriller. We break down the characters expertly played by Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien as they torture each other in the office and on a deserted island. We discuss our real life office experiences, how we love a movie we can't get ahead of and debate the ending. Let us know what you think o...

In this episode, we dive into the beautifully strange and emotionally layered world of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind . Starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet, this film takes us on a surreal journey through memory, heartbreak, and the desperate desire to forget the ones we once loved. We unpack the film’s nonlinear storytelling, its hauntingly honest portrayal of relationships, and the big q...

We finally watched Battleship … but this movie should have sunk before it was made. In this episode, we dive into the 2012 would-be blockbuster that tried to turn a board game into an action-packed alien invasion—and somehow missed the mark on just about everything. We talk about the bizarre plot, the lack of character depth, and the moments that made us laugh… but definitely weren’t supposed to....

Barry and Julia board the SS Seaborn and strap themselves in for the slowest sequel to the fasted original ever made. Julia dishes on her recent cruise adventures while Barry tells us his thoughts on the recent Oscar winners. Discussions include alternate titles, why Sandra Bullock's character is so insufferable, the dreamy Jason Patrick and why our heros are watching "Lolita." Join...

Barry saw the movie. Julia read the book. Then they both watched the movie and are here to talk about all the details of this wildly unhinged thriller. Spoilers are heavy! Discussion includes a lot of the differences between the movie and the book, the performances of the characters and what does this movie even mean? Plus, Barry gets upset about ridiculous plot points like the bathtub scene, the...

Barry and Julia dive into the world of Jurassic World Rebirth where all the dinos are mutants and super weird. Discussions include: Why does Julia think Orlando Bloom is in this movie, what's so amazing about Jonathan Bailey, are there enough human dino snacks, is there too much talking, was there a dino love scene and is anything "rebirthed?" Join us and laugh along! Follow the show...

Your hosts Barry and Julia return for the 6th season of SIMAFC to discuss Russell Mulcahy's "Highlander" (1986). This cult favorite and surprise franchise spawner stars the French Christopher Lambert as a Scottish warrior and Sean Connery as an Egyptian/Spanish mentor. It doesn't make sense and neither does the Dracula-esque story. What works? The awesome tunes of Queen, clanging...

The "Michelle Pfeiffer in a bathtub" movie is all Barry needed to see in the trailer for this Halloween thriller. In this episode we laugh about the next door neighbors, all the ghost stuff, how this is basically a Lifetime movie and so much more. Julia tells a story about an Ouiji Board. Barry tells about a friend who experienced surgery paralysis and remembered everything. Our love for...

Barry and Julia talk about this long awaited adaptation to one of Stephen Kings novelas, The Long Walk. What is this movie about - the draft or a dystopian future or both? What would we do if we won this contest? We get into the logistics of the walk and if we ever think this could be a thing. Let us know what you think in the comments! Follow us behind the scenes on Instagram @soimarriedafilmcrit...

This listener request was so fun! Barry and Julia talk about science and quickly realize they should stick with the character development of the story. They cover the father/daughter theme of the movie (don't worry, Cooper also has a son but he doesn't care about him), what it would be like to lose decades of time in hours, the idea of populating a new planet and cannibalism. (Just listen,...

It only took us 145 episodes to cover Barry's favorite film, so here we are. Barry and Julia discuss the themes behind Malick's movie, the beginning of the world, dinosaurs and marriage in the 1950s. The conversation takes a more personal turn so even if you've never see the Tree of Life, you will still enjoy the episode. If you like this podcast, please subscribe and leave a review. I...

Are you ready for an epic saga of love, heartbreak and mellow drama?! That's the story of "Legends of the Fall" - one of Julia's favorite movies. But is it all about Tristen and his long flowing blonde hair? Or is there more to this story than meets the eye? Barry and Julia get into it on this one! Follow the show on Instagram @soimarriedafilmcritic_podcast.

What do fungers, a harmonium and chocolate pudding cups have in common? Barry and Julia discuss this Adam Sandler drama about an unusual guy named Barry Egan who wants to find love, meaning and unlimited airline miles. Join us for this blast from the past...er, 2002. Follow the show on Instagram @soimarriedafilmcritic_podcast.

Calling Agent 69...er, um actually 007...actually...What did we just watch? Barry and Julia discuss the first movie they ever saw together back in college. Over 20 years later their thoughts have solidified over this raunchy James Bond rip off starring...James Bond! They talk about Borman's off the wall choices in this film, including a talking ghost character, unnecessary B plots, gratuitous...

If you've ever been afraid of a random death, then let's talk about Final Destination: Bloodlines. Barry and Julia go into the lore of this franchise and how this was the first movie with characters worth caring for. (But their deaths are still hilarious!) They talk about all the gory jump scares, which ones are the funniest/scariest and someone end up talking about online dating. (Do you...

This movie is UNBELIEVABLE OOHHHH! Barry and Julia breakdown the ridiculous plot of Violet Sandford who moves from New Jersey to NYC to fulfill her dreams and then gets sucked into the unsanitary world of a Coyote Ugly bar. Conversation includes what type of Coyote Julia would be, the surprising movie Barry likes better and all the chaos. Barry thinks 2 things in this film are actually believable...

Barry and Julia keep asking "What is Happening?" In this episode they discuss how plants have declared their revenge on humanity, the ridiculous ways people die, the inept dialogue and what movies have done it better. If you've never seen this movie, you'll still enjoy the absurdity. For more behind-the-scenes from the show, follow along on Instagram @soimarriedafilmcritic_podcas...

Turn your laughter meter way up for our discussion on "Companion." Barry talks about his annoyance that Julia guessed the premise of this film months ahead of time, what type of companion they would like to have and how A.I. is getting a little bit creepy. Major spoilers ahead on this episode, so if you've been wanting to see it now is the time. Otherwise, let us know your thoughts,...

Before you go return some video tapes, join Barry and Julia for their conversation on the horror film, American Psycho. Topics include the original 1991 banned book written by Bret Easton Ellis, how Julia found the comedy in the horror, their favorite scenes and the thing Julia wished she knew before they got married. Comment with your favorite quote or scene from the film. Please like and subscri...

Barry has Julia at, "Are you that film critic guy?" In this episode, your hosts talk about the eternally popular "Jerry Maguire" (1996). They discuss all things Cameron Crowe, debate the painfully earnest dialog, comment on how a great Springsteen tune became an unceasing 90's ear-worm, and question if the film's eternal optimism holds up in the 21st century. And yes, B...