Snideful: Inside the Writers' Room

This episode begins with the thrilling conclusion of an arc we introduced almost a month ago. Then the crew narrowly evades some traps we laid out almost a year ago. Back in the real world, Bezolbub finally has possession of his brainwashing author. Finally, Tucker and Todd accidentally swindle a swindler before launching themselves full tilt towards the season finale. But that’s next week so you’...

Deep in the vaults of Fantasology Headquarters, Elrond Hubbard is having his army of custodians reforge the recovered remnants of the legendary Mop of the Apprentice. Little does he know that Jeff Bridges and Columbo have a plan for it. The pair intend to invoke the magic of the mop in combination with the mighty Sorcerer's Bucket to entreat the aid of those that dwell in the mountain. Only the qu...

Having come within mere feet of their beloved Tucker and Todd, the crew’s rescue plan was dashed at the last moment by the Alphabetical Order’s space-time chicanery. They’ve been warped back into the real world only to be surrounded and detained by the Chronological Order! But it won’t take long for a new emergency to supersede the Order’s focus. Something’s tripped the alarm for the “Alpha Direct...

After weeks of tracking, the Mandelalorian has finally caught up with our hapless heroes. But binding, tagging, and abandoning them for retrieval only leaves the boys prone to the machinations of circumstance. Before the crew can catch up with them, Tucker and Todd are radicalized and indoctrinated by the preposterous Alphabetical Order. In the real world, tensions have peaked as world leaders una...

The Chronological Order and the Alphabetical Order are two ancient cabals with an existential feud dating back dozens of millenia. Over time they’ve evolved to remain unseen and blend in with the comings and goings of civilizations and societies. Now, with chaos leaking into our dimension from the Outside, the Chronologicals are fighting to maintain the linear flow of time while the Alphabeticals...

Having been kicked out of the Social Construct factory, Tucker and Todd trade the last of their strookwafel for a one-way ticket anywhere other than where they’ve been. Which ends up being the dregs of a civilization that let nature run amok and nearly wipe them out. Elsewhere in the Outside, the crew narrowly evades the trap that’s been slowly closing around them since last episode. At their wits...

We have Straight Woman in the studio! Briefly. She helped us write an ad for our first sponsor! Not actually. We wrote a fake ad for a fake sponsor. I’m getting ahead of myself. Somewhere in the Outside, the crew has been brought before the queen of the Pseudointellectuals to stand trial for having an opinion. But they’re about to be spared by a pair of unlikely rescuers. Back in the real world, t...

Immediately after the cataclysm at Mount Poon, Jeff Bezolbub and Elrond Hubbard had to beat a hasty retreat from FaNFT Island. Now, they observe the chaotic Outside events taking over the world from the safety of the Abaddon Space Station. The luciferian CEO is under the impression that the resurrected cult leader will provide him with untold power. But something is off about Elrond. Meanwhile in...

World leaders have called for a summit to address the increasingly devastating wormhole events spreading across the globe. As is custom, it results in mostly a lot of finger-pointing and blame-shifting. Nesquik Warmbread is the runt of the pack. All the other tyrants laugh at him. But he has a plan to show the world what he's really made of. Back in the Outside, the Crew are still separated from T...

The THOT Yacht was one of the first watercraft reported missing after the Outside started leaking into our reality. Now, on the other side of the veil, Tucker and Todd have discovered the dilapidated husk of the grand oceanliner it once was. But this corpse of a ship looks like it’s been wrecked for centuries. What are the sounds emanating from within its dark hull? And back in the real world, the...

“Parasocial Captivity” is a popular new dating reality series capitalizing on simp culture and the recent pandemic of other-dimensional wormhole events. But the stakes are drastically raised when an eligible bachelorette on the program is accidentally sucked into the Outside. When her would-be rescuers follow her into the void and cross paths with Tucker and Todd, their circumstances can only impr...

Tucker and Todd are adrift in the Outside... Our new season picks up a month after the cataclysmic events at FaNFT Island. Straight Woman, Plato, and Stan have spent that time salvaging parts to build a new body for Craig. Each day, greater numbers of trans-dimensional wormholes to the Outside are materializing around the globe. Cronenbergian mutants are tumbling out and sowing short bursts of cha...

It's time for a heist! Having narrowly escaped a harrowing escapade with Matthew McConaughey, the crew is set for FaNFT Island to throw their 6 NFTs of Power into Mount Poon. In the decades since the great font of crypto was discovered, the uber wealthy have made it a top destination for debauchery and indulgence. And Abaddon has made it their headquarters for supernatural research. Will Tucker an...

Halfway up the space elevator to the Abaddon orbital station, Jeff Bridges is preparing to deliver some bittersweet news to his fallen angel brethren. There's been a kink in Bezolbub's plan to amass the 12 NFTs of Power, but the acting head of Fantasology has a trick up his sleeve. He just needs to get through another board meeting. In this episode, the antagonists become the protagonists and we t...

Plato determines that the boys are due for another lesson. Given their ignorance (and to be honest, their arrogance) regarding NFTs, the time-traveling philosopher grants them a vision of the past. He shows them a pre-internet era, back when a well-liked comedian was on the verge of a revolutionary discovery. Kind of. It ties in with the rest of the story so far. You'll see.

Having tracked Gollum as far as New Mexico, Tucker and Todd are then rerouted to the Ozarks. But they don't run into whom they're expecting. Obtaining a hitlist of sorts from a shitdick of sorts, they ultimately find themselves in possession of enough NFTs to prevent Abaddon's reign of (further) terror. But surely something will come of this entire premise?!

Several weeks ago, Gollum made off with a printout of The Hero’s Journey from Tucker & Todd’s yard sale. They thought it was worthless, but it turns out to be priceless. One of only twelve NFTs. The only ones that ever have been and ever will be. The Not Finite Tokens. Plato alerts the boys that it’s far more important than they could possibly know and so they set out to hunt down Gollum and h...

After progressing through the 5 stages of platonic enlightenment, Tucker & Todd become the grand architects of a new utopian society. But when humankind proves too violent and vengeful for such a society, our heroes are pushed over the edge into limitless supervillainy. Straight Woman hatches a plan to overwhelm them at their own game by recruiting the Pseudocide Squad, a ragtag crew of unscru...

A mixup with their deliveries leaves Tucker and Todd without their prescription medication. Plato and Straight Woman immediately notice the boys demonstrating increased awareness and interest and deduce they are on a path to platonic enlightenment. They observe the boys discovering the true scope of the internet and develop a fixation with politics and pseudointellectualism. But could they progres...

A serial murderer is on the loose! Bodies have been turning up mangled by dropped anvils and smashed against murals of tunnels on mountainsides! Straight Detective is on the case so the boys want to help hunt down the villain. But Plato has a lesson for them on character archetypes and what a villain even is. Several unsuccessful attempts to catch the crook lead them to vigilante investigator, Yip...

Plato stumbles upon an old recording of Tucker & Todd back in their domestic sitcom days and sees an opportunity for a lesson. He travels back to   the late 80s to teach the shiny-eyed Hollywood newbies about monomyth. There's a call to adventure and its subsequent refusal. There's a meeting with the matriarchal star of their show, Athena. There's other things but those would be spoi...

Jeff Bezolbub has announced a new Abaddon service that helps people launch design and launch their own social media platforms. But when Tucker & Todd fail to read the fine print, they hardly expect that the Terms of Service can have dire consequences. To compete with the online giant, new management at Fantasology are rolling out their own social influence product. Is there something going on...

After Todd declares that he hopes global warming accelerates so humanity goes extinct, Plato decides to teach the boys a lesson. It turns out the fire at the Library of Alexandria destroyed the only known record of a time before humans fought their way to the top of the food chain. With the help of an old friend, he takes the boys back to a pre-society era when plants domesticated humans and veget...

Having been abandoned in a dystopian city-state, Tucker and Todd meander through the ideologically segregated districts. They meet Nihilists, Existentialists, and Vegans before Plato rejoins them to push the plot forward. In the undercity upon which these concentric utopias are built, they encounter Cognitive Dissidents, those forever exiled for containing more than one point of view. But the key...

Back fresh from their season break, Tucker & Todd make a goal to cut down on the epic quests and stick to crafting short form sketch comedy. But they're rudely interrupted by a handful of interlopers. The last of which is the philosopher Plato. One of the mayor's assistants is coordinating a pilot program for social transparency which Plato claims serves as a catalyst for the collapse of human...