Sneaker Waves

It is a shadow's shadow. It is where the world ends. It is the sound of one hand clapping. It is without genre. It is Turner and Hooch. With love, for Tieren and Ruth.

Starring Whoopi, of cushion fame. Thank you for the rec, Sister Mary Cam x

Bram Stoker's Biggest Part of Me

WE ARE SO BACK! After a long hiatus, we proudly return to bring you the 2006 Adam Sandler classic, an integral thread in the tapestry of cinema and in the fabric of our own universe. Topics include Samwise Gamgee, time-space continuum, and the wettest, hottest fart ever. Buckle up, babies! CLICK IT OR TICKET!

Racers...shart your engines.

Mah name's ET ,,, frum Bristol yeah. Yeah luv, ya right? Ya be good yeah? Yeah...fone home yeah? Yah wont to see me make tha byyycicole soah ovah tha moon yeah?

*In a Scottish Accent* That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!

Saw is our Watergate.

I pledge allegiance to the biceps of Henry William Dalgliesh Cavill, and to the Claire Daines who is an anthropomorphized star, young hot people under Michelle Pfieffer, indivisible, with liberty and feather boas for Robert De Niro And also Mark Strong is there

We are back from maternity leave and we are so pleased to welcome our new baby Olivia to the podcast! Olivia is one of them "studies cinema academically folk" so we turned to her to help us evaluate the richness of Brendan Fraser's action classic, The Mummy. Topics of discussion include butt cheeks, equipment, horses, trinkets, and Rachel Weisz in those goddamn glasses.

music and lyrics by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

Love is in the air! We are celebrating Valentines Day by watching Michael Bay's romantic classic 'Pain and Gain!' Thank you to our boyfriend Alex for the recommendation ;) I believe in fitness....fitness d*ck in yo mouth

Wasted our time watching the #WOKE new flick by James Cuck Cameron, Avatar 2: The Squeakquel, and all we got was this lousy Whiteclaw

Look out, Barefoot Contessa! There's a new chef on the block and he's serving up balls, cheeseburgers, Joe and Jill Biden, and ... MURDER. 

So honored to collaborate on this exciting new project with our dear friend Peter Jackson. An experience like no other - thank you, Pete!

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Stanely Tucci is the sun.

We got kicked out of Eden because Eve watched John Wick (see Genesis 3:1-24 NIV) Featuring Ed.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with "war horse" you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Joseph Gorden Levitt is an orphan in Anaheim and so is his pal and so are many of his pals and so is his friend Danny from Philadelphia and this is why I like him. Also the humor in the book. He has spent his whole life knowing where the Anaheim angels play baseball and he can tell you the executive chef at the days inn and where to get the best croissants on main street. I went to that Disney res...

I dreamed a dream we bought a zoo When hope was high, and zoo’s worth buying I dreamed that we would buy a zoo I prayed that zoos would be for buying And I was young and bought a zoo Some zoos were bought and used and wasted There was no Johansson to be paid No zoo unbought, no Matthew Damon But the Tiger’s name was Spar With his super fucked up eye And he stood for Damon’s wife And he wouldn’t le...

"Hello ma'am. Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?" - The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

The Meg. The Greatest Feminist Film of Our Time.

Honey, I took a break from podcasting to eat shrimp and get a real job, but now I'm back with the most Rick Moranis content you have ever seen in your life.

Things we learned: Maleficent is #girlboss, Prince Phillip is a narc, and pretty people take pretty dumps.

I'm seein' a lot of guys in a room and not a lot of snakes on a plane...