Blue Cromwyll, ACuddlefish, & Purple_Spacecat

Smutty Scriptures

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Welcome to the "Smutty Scriptures" podcast, hosted by three best friends and avid readers Blue Cromwyll, ACuddlefish, and Purple_spacecat. With their sharp wit and infectious humor, these three book-loving buddies take a lighthearted approach to their discussions, tackling everything from steamy love scenes to ridiculous plot twists with equal parts enthusiasm and laughter. Along the way, they'll share their favorite moments, poke fun at the genre's more outlandish elements, and offer plenty of hot takes and hilarious commentary on the "Sacred Texts" that are all things fantasy. Whether you're...

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Blue Cromwyll, ACuddlefish, & Purple_Spacecat

Episodes

Assassin's Blade (ToG Prequel) COMPLETE STORY: Assassin Daddy & Lavender Soap 30.07.2023 1:10:36

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they venture into and complete the prequel of the Throne of Glass series: Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas.! We might have some problematic ideas about a Celeana X Sam X Arobynn scene... Do you feel the same?

Heir of Fire (ToG series) Chapters 36-THE END: Critical Thinking Skills Are SEXY 16.07.2023 1:24:37

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the thrilling fantasy world of Heir of Fire (TOG series book 3) by Sarah J. Maas. The team dives deep into Chapters 36- the end and have many thoughts on the building romantic tension, witches, and the fire breathing bitch queen.

Den of Vipers chapter 35-THE END: If He Went to Therapy, He Wouldn't Be Hot 02.07.2023 1:09:54

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the end of Den of Vipers by K.A. Knight! Follow us down the rabbit hole as the gang explores kinks, tattoos, and crime!

Heir of Fire (ToG series) Chapters 1-35: Browan Appears! 18.06.2023 1:09:26

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the third installment of the Throne of Glass series: Heir of Fire chapters 1 through 35. The gang actually has a lot of similar thoughts as they do their read along discussion about witches with iron teeth and sky puppies!

Den of Vipers Chapters 1-35: I've Got a Type, and it's Problematic! 04.06.2023 1:05:11

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into dark romance through Den of Vipers chapters 1 through 35. This is definitely our smuttiest episode yet! The group has some good to say and some bad to say but its all in good fun. Next episode we are back to your regularly scheduled programing with the TOG series!

Crown of Midnight (ToG series) 35- THE END: Strangely Intimate 21.05.2023 1:27:08

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the thrilling fantasy world of Crown of Midnight (TOG series book 2) by Sarah J. Maas. Chapters 35-56 (the end) show just how desperate the trio is for spice... and feet pics?

Crown of Midnight (TOG series) Chapters 15-34: MOMMY ISSUES PT 2 07.05.2023 1:39:23

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the thrilling fantasy world of Crown of Midnight (TOG series book 2) by Sarah J. Maas. Chapters 15-34 cause Blue and Cuddle to get EXTRA feisty in this weeks episode!

Crown of Midnight (TOG series) chapters 1-14: MOMMY ISSUES 23.04.2023 1:19:23

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the thrilling fantasy world of Crown of Midnight (TOG series book 2) by Sarah J. Maas. This episode will be a read-along laugh out loud discussion of chapters 1 through 14 of the novel.

Throne of Glass Chapters 31-55 DISCUSSION 09.04.2023 1:12:11

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the thrilling fantasy world of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. This episode will be a read-along laugh out loud discussion of chapters 31 through 55 of the novel.

Throne of Glass Chapters 1-31 DISCUSSION! 30.03.2023 1:29:19

In this first test episode three best friends named Blue, Cuddle, and Purple get together to discuss the current book series they are reading; Throne of Glass! Join us in a read-along discussion of the first book "Throne of Glass" from chapters 1-31 told from the perspective of three best friends who consider themselves "Sarah J Maasochists".