Smutty Scriptures

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they reenter Crescent City (Book 2, part 2) hand in hand with Sarah J Maas! The gang discusses the Astronomers human soup, who we think Agent Daybright is, and hot mermaid zaddys.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they reenter Crescent City (Book 2, part 1) hand in hand with Sarah J Maas! The gang discusses wanting to smoke mithroot with Ruhn, if we can trust Hunt, and what the hell Danika still has to do with the plot....

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they visit a symphony to hire a hitwoman with particular attention to detail in Requiem for Immortals by Lee Winter! The gang explores the groups first sapphic romance and makes comparisons to both John Wick and the book Credence by Penelope Douglas.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they become official members of the salacious players club with Praise by Sarah Cate! We discuss age gap relationships, when forbidden romance tension takes too long to break, and what a healthy dom and sub relationship should be like.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures", join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they explore reverse harem and mafia romance from the novel Binding Rose by Ivy Fox! We discuss the similarities in this book to ones we've visited in the past such as Den of Vipers, how this group of authors making this series feels like a personal attack on head priest Blue, and if this is some of the worst smu...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they venture into the groups first Monster/Alien romance: Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts! We discuss butt ropes, our alien or monster crushes in other media, and if sex toys are a tax write off for spicy authors.

TW: SA/Suicide/Mental Health/ In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they get wine drunk and explore the murder mystery romance of Gothikana by RuNyx! The gang discusses how quick a body decays, if AI book covers are the future, and if a teacher who has already slept with a student in their past is ACTUALLY a forbidden romance.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they continue their ACOTAR reread with book 3: A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah j. Maas! The gang discusses if Feyre is actually a good artist or not, if the scene of Rhy and Feyre making love in a war camp is worse than her being glamoured in book one, and our debate on Lucien Vs Azriel as Elains future partne...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they journey into arguably the best book in the ACOTAR series for a reread: A Court of Mist and Fury! The gang falls back in love with Rhys as we are transported back to Prythian and discuss all things chapter 54 & 55! Hear some interesting POVs from Purple, who cant handle anything sticky, and from Cuddle, w...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as the gang reads A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett St. Clair for their first early release episode (originally a patreon drop!) Be warned there are a few spoilers to ACOTAR and TW for SA but this one was a wild ride for all the myth loving baddies out there. The themes of this episode are miscommunication, how consen...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they reread the series that started it all for the podcast: ACOTAR! We are starting our reread journey just in time as we near the one year anniversary of the pod this month! We reenter the Sarah Maas-i-verse and heavily debate if Tamlin deserves a redemption arc, if Rhysand's and Feyre's age gap is problematic,...

TW: SA ACOTAR SPOILERS! In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive even further into the Sarah J Maas universe with book one of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood! We fall in love with all the twists, turns, and amazing friendships. Today we discuss how Sarah will never show us a wedding, will give all of her male characters the worst traum...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they head into a snowy mountain retreat with Credence by Penelope Douglas. We enjoy this one from a critical lens and also from a place of denial as our main character Tiernan fails to beat teen pregnancy with her step-cousin. That's it, that's the plot.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they are taken to church by Sierra Simone, author of Priest. The gang added wine to this session so our topics range from: Is confession meant to be sexy? Does Paul Bettany show his ass too much? And are these Cuddles or Blues Goodread reviews?

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they fly into Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros (complete read)! We discuss our description preferences in smut writing, reveal we all spoiled one aspect of this story to another podcast member... and officially announce our new Patreon full of bonus episodes and live recordings!

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they read two short stories: Unhinged by Vera Valentine and Kidnapped by Gladiators by Mona Styles. Blue, Purple, and Cuddle fight about the best smut we have read so far, the practical implications of sentients can of soup, and the fate of Blues copy of Den Of Vipers.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they devour the first book in the Haunting Adeline series by H.D. Carlton all in one sitting! We discuss "Millennialisms", if having relations in a car is JUST for teens, and lazy stalkers who don't support your dreams...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they devour the first book in the From Blood and Ash series by Jennifer Armentrout all in one sitting! We get distracted by Baldur's Gate 3 talk, ACOTAR spoilers, and how I definitely did NOT say boner-ability instead of vulnerability... but I will let you guys decide what was actually said.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the final episode of season 1; finally finishing off the Throne of Glass series (Kingdom of Ash 67-THE END)! Join us in a hilarious read along as we discuss Sarah J Maas math, our generational (millennial and gen z) divide, and the future of the Throne of Glass series/general Maas-o-verse.

Warning- ACOTAR SPOILERS + TW: SA In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the penultimate episode of season 1 of our podcast; finally finishing off the Throne of Glass series (Kingdom of Ash 1-67)! Join us in a hilarious read along as we discuss Purple's inability to relate to non-animals, being a man for a day, and how Rowan probably sm...

*Warning- ACOTAR SPOILERS*In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the tandem read of the 6th and 7th installment of the Throne of Glass series: Empire of Storms (54-the end) & Tower of Dawn (43-the end)! Join us in a hilarious read-along discussion of these two books as we prepare for our final journey with Aelin and the gang. We hav...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the tandem read of the 6th and 7th installment of the Throne of Glass series: Empire of Storms (24-53) & Tower of Dawn (23-42)! Join us in a hilarious read-along discussion of these two books as Cuddle falls back in love with Chaol and Purple figures our some crazy plot moments coming up.... I...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the tandem read of the 6th and 7th installment of the Throne of Glass series: Empire of Storms (1-23) & Tower of Dawn (1-21)! Join us in a read-along discussion of these two books

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the fourth installment of the Throne of Glass series: Queen of Shadows chapters 48-the end! Lysandra has quickly become the groups favorite as they prepare for the big TANDEM READ of book 5-6!

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the fourth installment of the Throne of Glass series: Queen of Shadows chapters 1 through 47. Our sisters in sin have some of her most off-the=wall nicknaming moments and interesting comparisons... Sorry for the slight episode delay y'all! Head Priest Blue wants to thank you for your forgiveness of...