Smersh Pod

When there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?  How about the exact same script from the first film? Yes, it’s Ghostbusters 2 And joining me to read from his big book of Occults is Rob Gilroy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?  How about the exact same script from the first film? Yes, it’s Ghostbusters 2 And joining me to read from his big book of Occults is Rob Gilroy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to another Star Trek special, as we explore strange new worlds; seek out new life and new civilizations; and get sexually excited by a giant cat lap dancing. Yes, it’s Star Trek 5 - The Final Frontier.  And joining me to know this ship like the back of his hand *oww* is Paul Litchfield. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re Walken back to Happiness with a man so odd that even a bunch of bum-digging aliens don’t want him.  Yes, It’s Communion.  Joining me to TAKE ME TO HIS DEALER, is Dan Thomas.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well come to an adventure 65 million years in the making, that just goes to show that if you’ve waited THAT long, than maybe there’s nothing to actually see here.  There’ll be no thrills, no spills, but plenty of belly aches! Yes, it’s Jurassic World Dominion.  And joining me to watch a film so long and boring that he got a MEGASOREARSE, comedian David Hoare Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Welcome to an adventure 65 million years in the making, that just goes to show that if you’ve waited THAT long, than maybe there’s nothing to actually see here.  There’ll be no thrills, no spills, but plenty of belly aches! Yes, it’s Jurassic World Dominion.  And joining me to watch a film so long and boring that he got a MEGASOREARSE, comedian David Hoare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

A classic from the vaults. Welcome to Theatre of Blood! Joining me for a bloody and violent taste of their own medicine are the film critic and director, Ali Catterall, and the wonderful actor Paul Putner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another Harry Potter special! This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands.  Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan...

Welcome to another Harry Potter special! This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands.  Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan...

This week we’ll be travelling back in time to get our big ones out, while making sure we don’t get our Hampton’s court. What better way to bring in a new year than getting together with friends, and talking about a 57 year old man who is having real trouble coming.  Yes, it’s Carry On Henry, and joining me to TUDOR fat, is Dan Thomas and Paul Litchfield.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

This is another of our special compilation episodes, where we delve into the archives for the best bits of SMERSHes gone by, cut out the libellous bits, and package them together for you like the best pick and mix you’ve ever had, we’ve even used a pair of plastic tongs and a ‘SHARE’ cup.  This time round we’re setting our sights on 2022. Over the next 45 minutes you’ll hear from a Welshman i...

Merry ChristSmersh! Welcome to Never Land! A place where if you believe hard enough, even turkeys will fly, and middle-aged men will remember the true meaning of happiness: getting off with hot mermaids!  Yes, it’s HOOK! Joining me in the Bangarang Bus is Dan Thomas. Support Dan's short film here: Sister Anna - A Short Film 1817: Anna flees her wealthy brother and seeks refuge in a Moravian S...

Merry ChristSmersh! Welcome to the Big Apple! Where once again Kevin McAllister has been abandoned by his family, and is once again forced to fend for himself, but this time instead of simply keeping his house safe, he’s saving the orphans, helping the homeless, and leading on old men.  Yes, it’s Home Alone 2: Lost in New York And joining me to Cool Jerk in your ears, is my fellow sticky band...

A classic from the vaults. This week, if we play our cards right, we'll be taking a trip to New York, to take in the sights, the sounds and the VOODOO. Yes, it's Live and Let Die. And joining me for a bourbon in the corner booth or the Fillet of Soul, is actor and writer Jim Howick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be walking, talking, hawking, moaning, stalking and porking, as we try and figure out just who is using plotting to bring war to a boring, peaceful, badly acted galaxy. Yes, it’s Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.  Joining me to hate sand and everything it stands for, is Tom Crowley.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be walking, talking, hawking, moaning, stalking and porking, as we try and figure out just who is using plotting to bring war to a boring, peaceful, badly acted galaxy. Yes, it’s Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.  Joining me to hate sand and everything it stands for, is Tom Crowley.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a spooky side special of Smersh! With it being Halloween, all usual rules are off of the table. Abandon all hope ye who enter here! This week we will be visiting the spookiest place on earth, Ireland, to run for our lives from RAWHEAD REX. Joining John to potentially get wee'd on, is Irishman (and therefore possible witness to the carnage), journalist and co-host of excellent...

This week we’ll seeking solace from tyranny and evil in the haunted forrest of Sherwood, they say it’s filled with unholy spirits, and the terrifying voices of Americans not bothering, mid-range British television actors trying their best, and the blood curdling screams of villainous overacting. Yes, it’s Robin Hood Prince of Thieves  Joining me to drink a pint of English courage, is Dan Tets...

This week we’ll seeking solace from tyranny and evil in the haunted forrest of Sherwood. They say it’s filled with unholy spirits, and the terrifying voices of Americans not bothering, mid-range British television actors trying their best, and the blood curdling screams of villainous overacting. Yes, it’s Robin Hood Prince of Thieves  Joining me to drink a pint of English courage, is Dan Tets...

this week we'll be welcoming you to the jungle, for fun and games, and rodents and names. Yes - it's Medicine Man, and joining John to look for her purse or car keys, is comedy actor Margaret Cabourn Smith. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be chilling out and getting straight to the point, while also being a bit rubbish, yes, it’s Die Another Day Joining me to melt your cold, icy heart is Paul Litchfield.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be chilling out and getting straight to the point , while also being a bit rubbish, yes, it’s Die Another Day Joining me to melt your cold, icy heart is Paul Litchfield.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roger Moore’s Scotch-soaked North Sea Hijack (1980) is one of the ffew ffilms brave enough to combine terrorism, embroidery, a harpoon gun, James Mason and a box full of kittens. Joining John for a cup of poisoned coffee is Mark Evans, writer, performer, Twitter abstainer and all round ffine ffellow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll find out how Superman handles the threesome from hell, and just what he'll do to get his fingers and tops. Yes, it's Superman II, And joining me to get in a hot air balloon and go due north, is Johnny Candon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll find out how Superman handles the threesome from hell, and just what he'll do to get his fingers and tops. Yes, it's Superman II, And joining me to get in a hot air balloon and go due north, is Johnny Candon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.