Smersh Pod

This week we’ll be returning to Castle Dracula to find that a table is already laid, and dinner prepared for a bunch of proper Kents, though there will be complaints about the lack of garlic in the sauce.  Yes, it’s Dracula: Prince of Darkness Joining me hang upside down and sing Old Red Eyes is Back is Ashley Blaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John takes Dan and Dean to Gotham City, to give them a kiss on their rose.  A Monday Night Movie Club episode from February 2021. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Columpod - my wife's kid brother's favourite podcast about LA's greatest detective.  This week we’ll be seeing just how long it takes a detective to solve a murder when he has massive blue balls and a permanent horn. Yes. It’s All in the Game! Joining me to see just who has had someone Dunaway with, is Paul Litchfield.  #Columpod #SmershPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Hello, and welcome to THE PODSUADERS! - a podcast celebrating the Golden Age of ITC drama. Hosted by the man who speaks seven languages and only uses them to order cocktails – John Rain. And the man born with a silver spoon in his mouth but just licks jam from it – Stephen Graham. We’ll be diving deep into some of the best episodes of Lew Grade’s high-quality big-budget acid trips, globetrotting a...

This week we’ll be carrying out an aggressive takeover of the neighbourhood watch committee as we find out just who’s packed his wife off for the summer. Yes, it’s Rear Window.  Joining me to sit back and watch our neighbours while we have a big long stiff one in a cast is Peepin Tom Burgess.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be holidaying in not-so-sunny Transylvania, where we’ll take in the sights, the sounds, the bites and the grounds, as we try and find out just who has been necking all the pints, and just who ate all the brides . Yes, it’s Dracula! Joining me ask if I know what he MINA’S is Hammer enthusiast, and I don’t mean a fan of Peter Sutcliffe, Ashley Blaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

This week we’ll be staying a while on Britain’s wackiest ward. Where there’ll be fun, frolics, bollocks and washing off Hattie Jacques while two ambulance men watch. Yes, it’s Carry on Doctor.  Joining me are two men who are never afraid to dress up and visit a prone Winkle; Paul Litchfield and Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic from the archive! This week we'll be heading to deepest King's Cross with a large bearded man on a motorbike who tells us that we're thumping good wizards, and capable of squeezing through tight entrances via magic. Yes, it's Harry Potter and the Philisopher's Stone. Joining me to get their wands out and wave them about, is not just one Tom, but two - messers Neenan and Crowley! Hosted o...

This week we’ll be studying the charts of 1982 to if the Goody Two Shoes lads of the Enterprise have the eye of the tiger. We’ll also find out how Genesis are getting on, if Scotty got sick after coming on Eileen, and if we can truly chuck-a-Khan, yes it’s Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Joining me to feel like Nelson Mandela after his divorce in 1996, a no-Win situation, is Paul Litchfield.&nbsp...

One from the archives, and the dark old days of 2020, when I had the pleasure to be joined by two of the suavest gentlemen in the world to chat all about Goldfinger, and what a pleasure it was. Joining me to hang around in, frankly too small, romper suits are a pair of the smoothest, suavest gentlemen actors you're likely to find at this time of the day anywhere in the world - Rufus Wright and Ali...

TELEKINESIS: A mental force that enables this man to move objects and control events. Science cannot explain the awesome power of the mind. And nothing can control it.  Richard Burton has THE MEDUSA TOUCH And it’s no coincidence that joining me to have a nice lie down and try to scare Shaw Taylor is John Thomson! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be combatting the return of Voldemort by forcefully encouraging the chosen one to throw himself into the arms of a questionable groomer. Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Joining me to show us all their dragon balls are the SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be duelling scared, battle hardened and positively dripping in intrigue as we examine just who is behind these Star Wars, and just what happens when you move on to practical fighting lessons with the younglings.  Yes, it’s Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith And joining me to get out our big quaking lizards, is Tom Crowley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

A classic from the vaults! This week we be donning our deerstalkers, polishing our magnifying glasses, and giving a full treatment of the sleuthing routine - yes, it’s Without a Clue. Joining me to hunt down the dreaded Arty Morty, is comedian Paul Litchfield, and Terry Wogan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another Jurassic Smersh Pod, as we ponder just what would happen if we ignore an utter abomination and let it die a fiery death. We’d all be happier. Yes, it’s Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom.  And joining me to try and get blood from a clone, is David Hoare.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A DEEP DIVE dip back to a Monday Night Movie Club from the dark old days of 2021. A personal favourite of the group. It was the end of our first "series" and therefore we were all a bit giddy. To hear more like it sign up for more here https://www.patreon.com/SmershPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to to the magical, marvellous mystical land of Oz.  A place where stand up comedian chickens chat with fat arthritic robots, while witches with severed heads chase you across deadly sand dunes with wheeled PTSD machines roll into your waking nightmares. Yes, it’s celebrated children’s film Return to Oz. And joining me to put on his best shoes and head out to a HEN DO, is Natt Tap...

Hello and welcome to Ancient Egypt. A beautiful place, filled with rich history - and you can’t say Pharoah than that. However the view Sphinx, and everyone is in DE NILE. This week we’ll joining some weird GIZA’s and boarding a Chariot of the Gods, to see what happens when we put our head through someone’s big old ring. Yes, it’s Stargate.  Joining me to realise that there are no doorbells i...

Hello and welcome to Ancient Egypt. A beautiful place, filled with rich history - and you can’t say Pharoah than that. However the view Sphinx, and everyone is in DE NILE. This week we’ll joining some weird GIZA’s and boarding a Chariot of the Gods, to see what happens when we put our head through someone’s big old ring. Yes, it’s Stargate.  Joining me to realise that there are no doorbells i...

One from the archives! This week we'll be donning our goggles, jumping in our kite, and going to heaven and back while fighting those damned Jerries - but because this is the 1980s, we will also be jumping back and forth in time and being American. Yes - it's BIGGLES: ADVENTURES IN TIME. Joining me to wanna be a hero is comedian and Welsh man, Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

This week we’ll be using our super powers to check in on an old flame, whether she likes it or not, while our greatest nemesis plots to kill billions of people via legitimately the worst plan ever created. Yes, it’s Superman Returns And joining me to write about how much he doesn’t need to be here, convincing absolutely no one, is Johnny Candon.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

This week we’ll be using our super powers to check in on an old flame, whether she likes it or not, while our greatest nemesis plots to kill billions of people via legitimately the worst plan ever created. Yes, it’s Superman Returns And joining me to write about how much he doesn’t need to be here, convincing absolutely no one, is Johnny Candon.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Welcome traveller, to a conquered planet, enslaved by The terrifying Beast, and conquered by his army of evil alien invaders.  There is hope for this world however, if the prophecy will come true, a king and queen will free these lands, produce a child, and bring prosperity back, and hopefully find work for Liam Neeson.  Yes, it’s KRULL.  Joining me to hide in the bushes and show hi...

Welcome traveller, to a conquered planet, enslaved by The terrifying Beast, and conquered by his army of evil alien invaders.  There is hope for this world however, if the prophecy will come true, a king and queen will free these lands, produce a child, and bring prosperity back, and hopefully find work for Liam Neeson.  Yes, it’s KRULL.  Joining me to hide in the bushes and show hi...

John is joined by Paul Litchfield to look through For Your Eyes Only while minesweeping, and escaping the attention of under-aged women. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.