Sl*t Camp

GOOD EVENING SL*TS. We're back this glorious Sl*t Friday with a very special CAMPER - my roommate. She is the Abbi to my ilana and truly balances the insanity in my so I can raise hers. She's here to talk to you campers about her situationships, relationships, dating experiences in NYC, her sexual fantasies (odd), and her k*nks for the starving artists (we're working on moving away fro...

WELCOME BACK TO CAMP MY GIRLS. I've missed you so much. So dearly. This week we had to have a part 2, a dirty part 2. Mia, our treasured s*x writer extraordinaire hath returned for a second time!!! This time, we are talking bl*wjob tips (literally), talking during the nasty, why you're not probably not orgasming, s*x on the first date (will you, won't you, will they won't they?) what does IT ALL M...

HI SL*TS. Welcome back to camp. It's been too long! I have an episode I've been sitting on for TOO LONG and I am so excited for you to listen to her. On today's special camper edition we have Mia, a sex writer. Yes, you heard that right! A professional sl*t here to tell you everything she knows about soaking, roleplays, p*rn, dating & ghosting, and how the hell she got into doing what she does...

HEY SL*TS. Welcome home, 2025. Our first guest of 2025 and she is a sl*tty one. She discusses her worst date in NYC (it's worse than you can imagine), sex with your ex, the world's longest situationship, men who do karate, and so much more. She is one of a kind, and we are here to talk about it all. Why dating in NYC really sucks (and not in a good way), recognizing a love bomb and what to do with...

WELCOME BACK TO CAMP. It's 2025, it's your year, it's our year. I heard, it's the year of the SL*T. Thank god, your camp counselor has returned after what feels like centuries. She's back with a full fledged roster update that you will need to sit down and then wipe down your seat afterwards....and for the grand finale, our 2025 plan (not the one you're thinking of, this one is for the girls). SIT...

Good evening sl*ts. Another quick storytime for you while you dyson the sh*t out of your hair or whatever...this time it's about the DADS. Listen to your camp counselor Emma recount the time she went out and left a bar crying, only to be rescued by a beautiful tall dark and handsome...husband??? Best if you listen and DON'T JUDGE with this one.

Wow sl*ts. AND WE'RE BACK. Our final guest of 2024....and she's going to help us all since we're sick and twisted and seriously need it. We get into psychotic ex boyfriends, dating blue collar men, why unhealed men are raw and perfect, why romantic tropes are a form of self harm, and finally our camper gives us some of the most philosophical and sl*tastic advice I've ever heard and that's coming f...

VERY EXCITING DAY AT CAMP. Your camp counselor Emma has been working hard to bring you...MINI EPISODES. These are snackable and sl*tty storytimes so you can experience 7 minutes in heaven with me. You're welcome. Enjoy this first one if you haven't already, you'll want to sleep with one eye open. No pun intended.

WELL WELL WELL. It is yet another #sl*ttyfriday and although this week was long and hard...and not in a good way, HAVE NO FEAR. Camp counselor Emma is here. BACK with a NEW camper. You're gonna want to hear this one...I convinced a man to speak to me in front of you all. He has some...things to say about dating in our 20s. Listen uppe for what you should/should not be putting on your H*nge profile...

You've never seen to psychotic Emmas in a room together...until now. MY THIRD CAMPER to speak at camp today shares more than just my brain. She also has my name. Emma breaks down her dating life in NYC and not for nothing, it is quite the wild ride. Australians, lawyers, they're all 29, oh my! Emma teaches us sl*ts how to be confident, why it's important to approach men, and most importantly to no...

HEY SL*TTY SPOOKY CAMPERS. In today's mini solo ep, camp counselor Emma takes us through the tools we need to get through F*CKALICIOUS FALL. That's right -- summer is OVER AND DONE, and we need to start our fall season off right. We talk about how to handle rejection, and most importantly: what to do if a ghost comes back to haunt you...and that ghost had good d*ck. LISTEN UP AND PACK A SNACK - we...

GOOD EVENING SL*TS. My army my girls -- this week Emma is BACK AGAIN with a new solo episode. I hope you missed your camp counselor as much as I missed talking about myself (a lot). On this week's solo, Emma updates us all on her state of being, the roster, an incident with a condom and a boy who is no longer on the list for that reason...AND HOW TO EMBRACE THE WALK OF SHAME. What exactly does a s...

Campers....on today's special guest #2 episode glory hole, we've got an ASTROLOGIST. That's right. Your guest speaker this summer is an astrologist, and she's going to tell you when you need to run towards a man...and away from one. Maxine our special lady takes Emma through her list of....signs. She tells us what Emma needs to lean into and what she needs to run for the hills from...

Today is legendary. Campers, today your camp counselor is joined by a CAMPER. Guest number f*cking 1. LET'S GO. On today's very special episode that will go down in sl*t history, Emma is joined by special guest MARIS to discuss new ways to be crazy, dating in NYC, a missing person sketch of past hookups -- you name it we're talking about it. Get ready because this camper is here to giv...

SL*TS 911 WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. It's the last solo episode (for now)...because WE'VE GOT GUESTS ON DECK. In this *very* special sl*t edition of Sl*t Camp we've got a Q&A, we've got a yummy an*l discussion, Emma takes a deep dive into the f*ck and duck theory AND FINALLY, let's address her long term relationship. Buckle your seatbelts girls it's a wild ride.

DUN, DUN, DUNNNN. You heard that right, sl*ts. This week Emma is breaking down and slapping you hard in the face with the reality of your nasty habit of getting into situationships. They're infectious if you're not careful! Camp Counselor Emma also gets into plenty of first date etiquette & advice on how to rizz up your date and essentially...make them utterly OBSESSED. Finally, the fa...

In today's sl*tty episode, we start with threesomes and end with roleplays! In the juicy middle, we've got the meat. Not the meat you're thinking...Camp Counselor Emma tells you exactly how to emotionally detach yourself from a man! It's as easy as tricking your own brain. Finally, she gets into her experience with lying men who only want one thing...you've been there too. Gorg...

Oh boy oh boy...camp counselor Emma has her sl*tty braids on and she's tan, blonde, and ready to spill it all. She discusses uncircumcised men and how to handle them, short kings vs. tall men, video n*des and s*x tapes...and keeping them all on snapchat! Hefty sl*tty episode today girls, hold on tight and listen close because there's a prize for whoever can remember AND USE our special aff...

Camp Counselor Emma is BACK after a week long hiatus. Don't worry she was just gathering more information on medical micropenises...you're gonna want to listen to that story. She also takes us through a very important topic of conversation that no girl has the magic formula for: first f*cking dates. Should you sleep with them? Expect to never hear from them again. Sl*tty episode ahead list...

WELCOME BACK SKANK ARMY. Lucky episode number 13...camp counselor Emma breaks down a little sucky sucky hack, updates the campers on her current roster (including men that bite?), and finally she warns us all that our impending mid-twenties are coming and we need to avoid a relationship like the plague. It's a good one b*tches and gentlemen, strap in!

Shorter episode on deck today campers. Camp counselor Emma takes us through something we have yet to discuss...being a sl*t without having sex. That's right: a sexless sl*t. Adventure always awaits at camp! We'll dive into why Ke$ha is the OG mother sl*t and without her...I wouldn't be here today. HAPPY LISTENING YA NASTY GIRLS.

Lose the clothes because we're stepping into the SL*TTIEST SUMMER YET. Camp Counselor Emma leads us through the weeds of how we're going to bring home the gold this summer and score goal after goal with your award-winning roster. In this episode you're getting live roster updates, advice on s*xy positions and toys, and we set our goals for the summer. The boldest, sexiest, sl*ttiest, f...

Hello my sweet sweet campers. Welcome back to EPISODE MF 10. We've hit double digits. To celebrate, we have a big huge juicy sexy episode. We'll get into the science behind men preferring blondes or brunettes, my recent discovery that I've never dated a man with a job, the behaviors of men in LA vs NYC, and last but not least: my IUD getting the big 'ole KO. Listen up and listen cl...

Ask for advice, and you shall receive. Happy #slutfriday ONCE AGAIN. The sun is shining the birds are chirping and cheeks are clapping! Camp counselor Emma takes us through the 5 sl*t commandments, how to identify if you're with a n*rcissist, and a word of advice from our sponsor (me). PACK LIGHT WE'RE GETTING HOT.

In today's episode we're getting SCIENTIFIC. Specifically, we're dissecting WHY you are acting like his mother (it's not your fault I swear), and why this ends in resentment. We're talking all things sister samantha and how she is our fairy godsl*t, and finally...I'm giving you some dirty talk that will make him want to lick the plate (if you know what I mean). Hope you bro...