Slow Motion Triple Feature

25 years after its release and profound impact upon pulp culture, Kit finally sees The Matrix.

We'd be run out of town by an angry mob if this movie didn't make the list, and justifiably so. Ground breaking CGI, incredible practicals, and earning the line "I know now why you cry" would be more than enough to make this movie worthwhile, but there's so much more!

Buckle up and hit the accelerator as we deep dive into this seemingly impossible modern action masterpiece. 

Happy New Year!!!! Even though it's a month late we still think it's valuable to hear what we thought were the best movies of 2022 before the Oscars try to silence us.

The opinions and imagery depicted in this film are those of the artist and we, the hosts of this podcast, do not condone or promote said opinions or imagery. And yes, the dude who looks like a raisin irritated us, too. Enjoy!

In this episode we get spiritual and ask the really big questions. 

Do you like action? Do you like meaningless sex? And do you like seeing both of these things as cartoons? Well buckle up for PT. I of this anime-zing triple!

This movie was directed by a guy who almost solely made educational films for his entire career and that's pretty neat! 

Is October technically over? Yes. Does that mean Shocktober or this podcast should adhere to made up rules about when we should record and release episodes centered around scary movies? Probably, but here we are anyway. This week we explore William Peter Blatty's oft forgotten 2nd sequel to a perennial horror classic. 

Seasons Screamings! Get ready for even more thrills and chills as we kick off our October series with a fresh one (and by fresh I mean that that the corpse is still warm... and that the movie is good and that I'd never heard of it before now).  If you are like me and thought a movie prior to 1960 couldn't be scary, you were wrong... dead wrong.

That's right, folks. The rumors are true. We have returned (probably). I truly believe that when the T800 first said "I'll be back" what he really meant was that we, Andrew, Kit and Mike, would be back nearly four decades later to podcast.  And what better way to return to the audio equivalent of the spotlight than to talk about not one but two Tom Cruise films? Strap in as we push ourselves to ma...

At last we come to the movie that launched a podcast.

They call it the "The Age of Innocence" but I suspect the listener will leave this episode wondering whether anyone was ever really all that innocent at all.

Once again, shit gets nasty as we dive into a world of cleavage, deceit, and vibrato. 

If you've ever wanted to see a period piece that features Kyle MacLachlan as Thomas Edison and shows him scrolling on an iPhone then this is the movie for you!

Buckle up and take a ride back to when it was fun to watch a movie directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp.

A movie about a celebrated fascist author who built his own personal army and sought to overthrow the Japanese government. It doesn't get any wilder than this. 

Good God, now children are involved? Can someone please stop this guy? Also, please enjoy part three of our most twisted triple yet. 

Back again with another DePalma classic and part two of Mike's truly disgusting triple. What's wrong with this guy, anyway?

Everyone's favorite pervert, Mike, starts on a long decent into the depths of his own filthy mind with this voyeuristic tale.

You know what's better than two? One. This week we exchange two hacks for a true genius and cinephile to discuss the Wachowski's divisive.... whatever this is.

Find out the rest of the 2021 movies we watched in this shocking conclusion!

Yes, we know 2021 ended like 3 weeks ago but we also know that we can do whatever we want because nothing matters.

Some will say this is a movie and some will say this is definitely not a movie. Whatever it is, we can all agree that it is at least the length of a movie.

People who don't like Billy Elliot are a lot like people who don't like dogs: you can't trust them.