Sloss and Humphries On The Road

While Muggins continues his 2023 wedding tour Cream is joined by podcast favourite Elliot Steel who is off the blocks at the Edinburgh fringe festival with his new show 'Love and Hate Speech'

Due to our lost luggage setting us back we are releasing this archive Patreon episode as your weekly public ep. If you are looking for inspiration on who to see at the fringe please go see Rueben, he is an absolute delight.  Recorded May 2023 Rueben Kaye joins Muggins in Perth, Australia to dissect the recent events that saw his Sydney show cancelled by the woke right after an innuendo on televisi...

Muggins and Cream have successfully outran their luggage as. far as Calgary where it catches up with them covered in gin (spoiler alert, they've since lost it again). Kai tells Daniel about the Bone app (it's actually called 'Biscuit' but there'd be a lot of brackets in these blurbs if we highlighted every inaccuracy)

Muggins and Cream are packing up for Canada with a whisky and a spliff. Kai goes glasses shopping alone and ages himself 15 years. Daniel empathises with Kara for changing her signature. They contemplate Superman's opinion of us all.

Muggins has just turned 40 and Cream is back from a family holiday in 'technically Spain' Tenerife. A lovely little catch up episode with some football chat where they introduce a new rule to improve the game, with plenty of more relatable chat about ageing and water parks.

Muggins and Cream return from a turbulent expedition to Benidorm with an army of Geordies. Not so fresh from the Pincer Stag do the boys unpack how Kai's foolproof plans backfired so catastrophically. This episode was originally scheduled as a Patreon Bonus episode but the episode we recorded afterwards for public consumption wouldn't make a great deal sense without the context of this one as it k...

Cream is joined by feeble bald man Ryan Cullen for this episode where they discuss the creator of Nike, organ donations, and of course, car bombings.

Craig Hill fills a Muggins shaped hole with Cream in an innuendo packed podcast. The boys discuss gay terminology, their early careers and Fathers day. Craig gives Daniel the rare gift of masculinity.

Drunk, stoned and high on life in Bulgaria, Muggins and Cream wrap up a sensational leg of the tour with a giddy and inappropriate extended episode. The boys have been thoroughly entertained by master baiter Dave Longley in their comments section. They are shocked to discover a bed time on their rider.

Two married men, Muggins and Cream retire to their man cave to have some bloke chat. That's essentially what this podcast is now. Anything Daniel does now is Kara's fault because that's who she married. Kai finds his friend's jotter from school and shares what they were writing about each other when they were 12 years old. Phillip Schofield get's abused, as do bald men. Enjoy

A married Cream re-emerges from a week of hiding after the wedding but Muggins remains elusive. Instead he is joined by Glenn Wool from "Eejits of the world" in a podcast crossover to discuss a marriage, vasectomies, comedy and of course... worms.

The last public episode before the Sloss wedding, Muggins and Cream talk preparations and unearth the most cringe moments of when they were unspoken for. Kai tries to rationalise his newly discovered discrimination.

After starting their bromance in Mumbai a couple months previously when Daniel Fernandez made a brief appearance on the podcast in India (5.24 Mumblyth) he joins Muggins again, this time for a full episode in Perth, Australia. They talk about the Indian comedy scene, Facebook algorithms and porn sites serving up incest

The morning after the live podcast before Bart rejoins the party with a regular reminder that he needs insulin to stay alive. Instead of a doctor Muggins and Cream consult him to the original gangster Nick Cody to spike his blood sugar. If you haven't heard the live podcast subscribe to Patreon you dogs, what is £3 a bit steep? Grow up.

Muggins and Cream go from book club chat to talking about their not so sexual escapades at the age of 14 and showed some gratitude for the girls that even so much as looked at them.

Arena comics Muggins and Cream forget their roots and pick holes in their accolade moments after reaching those heights. Daniel goes wine tasting in a man's garage and Kai gets lost in the streets of Melbourne at a crucial moment in the festival.

Enjoying a couple of days off to lounge around after their bucket list Sydney Opera House gig, Muggins and Cream talk about how men avoid the mundane details of their friends' lives. Daniel has lost his family and his vape and takes the whole thing out on, you guessed it, Spain. They formulate a perfect method to be racist to any nation.

Muggins has a scrape with the Australian fauna wounding his pride as much as it wounded him physically. Cream recounts his speed awareness course and the demographic of his classmates.

Muggins and Cream are out the other end of some back to back long haulage to tell you about their time in Singapore and recent arrival in New Zealand after discussing old opinions and routines coming back to haunt you.

After the final gig of their triumphant India tour, the boys set up pod in their trailer at The Laughing Dead Festival to have a revolving door of hilarious local talent join them on the airwaves for an insight into the Indian comedy scene and some serious laughs. We were gutted this one ended abruptly to catch our flight and we'll certainly see more of these legends when we return.  Featuring. Da...

Kai is in bed ill today so it's me, Matthew, posting again. In this episode Daniel is joined by Gareth and they both discuss their time in Vegas, fatherhood and DMT.

The boys make it back in pieces after a biblical sesh in the city of sin. With not enough time to cover the entire trip the boys briefly settle the aftermath and go back to day one to document the first half of the trip with an unintentional TBC to take you into Thursday's episode.            

This one was recorded before Vegas with the best intentions of posting on the Wednesday we were out there but let's just say things went south and no-one was gonna be sat at a laptop doing admin. The first of the post vegas episodes recounting the trip has been recorded and is live on Patreon, you can get it on here from Wednesday. You'll be happy to know we're still alive and piecing our lives ba...

Muggins and Cream have no option but to try to make their inane lives a source of comedy in the still period of having our shit together before it all goes terribly wrong in Vegas. Today's rich veins of comedy include ASOS shopping and travel insurance.

After fasting 36 hours to a eat cake Daniel falls mortally ill after his sons first birthday party, bit of paraphrasing but that's what I'm picking up. Cullen joins as field medic to aid recovery and tells some stories that, as always, sound made up from the names and places.