Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Mark Nelson of 'Absolute Cuts' joins the podcast especially to be triggered by Daniel's movie opinions. They talk about improvised moments in cinema, on set deaths and whatever happened to John Connor. Then they tap into Marks second favourite pastime, nostalgia, to remember drinking on the streets and the practical jokes they played on their friends that maybe took it a wee bit too far. #17 See M...

After spending two weeks in almost darkness during a Scandinavian winter, Muggins and Cream cheer themselves up by reading through some of your many celebrity encounters. (Thanks for writing in) The boys discuss role models, or lack thereof. #16   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.c...

Not a name goes undropped as Muggins and Cream go through their myriad encounters with celebrities from A-Z. From drinking their home brew liquor to drunk texting them, without an ounce of imposter syndrome to be seen. #15   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thi...

Welcome to the food tour podcast. After the well trodden track debating metric and imperial, Muggins and Cream discuss how they'd eat eachother if push came to shove. Kai tests Daniel to see how famous he thinks he is compared to other public figures. #14   Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycr...

The morning after the derby before Muggins returns with tales of an epic 24 hours eating chocolate mushies and laughing at mackems. They go digging into the logistics of how the infamous sunderalnd fan molested a seagull.  #13       Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy!   thistlycrosscider.co.uk   Discount C...

Balls deep in the gooch of the year where your calendars enter anti-gravity, Muggins and Cream bring you your last podcast of 2023 to close out the year with some Christmas catch up chat. Kai quadruples down on a friend's casual racism to highlight the problem but makes it way worse. Daniel sets an early family tradition that Santa is an alcoholic. #12 Improve the contents of your fridge with deli...

Kai tries to bounce back from the day from hell on tour, sending his worldly belongings on an adventure, while Daniel has taken to shop lifting. They entertain the idea of getting railed off their wives. #11 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10

Setting up camp in Prague Muggins and Cream perfectly time an edible to come up mid episode, Daniel has a brush with Idris Elba while Kai becomes family friends with Ally McCoist. Today's ranting is brought to you by Swiss adapters. #10

Muggins and Cream are briefly back in the studio between trips to Europe, Kai needs to pretend he’s being pranked to remain civilised in a lease car exchange, Daniel tries not to be surprised when he sees women doing traditionally male jobs. The boys break a taboo and chat very openly about money. #9

Daniel suffers rejection on his honeymoon, but only from his friends. It's ok though he made some new ones and they roped him into dancing. Imminently upon landing home Cream rejoins Muggins in Vienna to tell all of his filthy trip to the Maldives. In his absence Kai has been further establishing his own caricature. #8

The Royal Rumble of podcast crossovers presenting Amy and Dean of 'The Mild High Club' and Dan Nightingale of 'Have a Word' as they join Humphries in place of the sunburnt Scotsman. Amy overshares an autopsy after Dean's outlaw sperm causes a skirmish and Dan's senile moments spark a DMC about addiction. #7

Why not get your relationship advice from two happily married men. Muggins and Cream talk about break ups, cheating, people who get out of a long term relationship but move straight on to the next one, and of course, people who break up with their partner slag them off to all their pals, then get back together. They also get into how man console each other. #6

The cross over you all wanted but were too scared to suggest incase it went disastrously wrong. Jamie Hutchinson of 'Hot Water Green Room' and 'Climbing into bed with his gran' notoriety steps in for Sloss and tells Kai all about his addiction to being a loser both in gambling and in general. From competing with his mother to have the most pubes to being drowned by his grandad, some stunning lows...

Daniel is still on a high from nerding up at Wembley Arena after joining the Critical Roll cast on stage in a virgins wet dream come true. Kai cosplays as middle class but reveals his true identity with the Geordie phrase of encouragement "hawey-man-yi-knaa-yi-wannee" #4 If you haven't already, consider signing up to our Patreon for two day early access on these episodes and an additional bonus ep...

The boys land in Los Angeles and Muggins instantly spins out his body clock. Cream admits Discord is the technology that has left him behind and made him feel like a boomer. They realise the California driving requirements are far more dangerous than their gun laws. #3   Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of o...

We'd like to introduce the viewers / listeners who have recently joined us to Elliot Steel who is the first guest in our new studio but a familiar face to the rest of you. Of course the subject matter circles the drain and doesn't get much past foot fetishes and rimming, but if you're here for anything higher brow than that you've chosen the wrong podcast. Enjoy rolling around with us in the gutte...

Staying on topic by way of pun Daniel and Kai keep returning to Sycamore Gap to grieve a dead tree. In a desperate attempt to provide some visual spender within their fresh new studio Kai takes a retinal injury from smelling salts. The boys bleed money by paying for their sins, introducing the ‘Come on Now” jar to fine them for (but not stop them from) crossing the line. #1   Subscribe via Patreon...

This is the last unprofessional episode, we're shooting the next one in our pimped out studio with three camera angles, shit hot cameras, with scopes (people call them lenses but I know what they are) so you'll be able to see right up our noses. All the gear and no fucking idea has never rung so true. If you only ever listen to this, it will barely change a bit, apart from the new mic arms that do...

If you're here to hear Daniel talk about Dispatches / RB then you're in the wrong place. He doesn't talk about it in this episode, and probably won't in the near future. BUT. If you're here for your usual dose of Muggins and Cream being silly boys, crossing the line like they don't see it's there, talking away days in Milan and gay weddings. They also enjoy Australia's open laws on naming babies.

Mark joins Kai on the pod while Daniel is spending his time off doing what he loves most, riding buses and queueing at airports. The boys cast aspersions about the free mason's entry policy and try to rank minority groups as least welcome into the free masonry club. They also go after biker gangs as to not be pussies.   Note: This was recorded before recent events. there is no mention of Dispatche...

Daniel wraps up his month as a fringe tourist witnessing a medical emergency and being a pulled on stage as a random audience member, before coming across as a diva on behalf of an Avenger. Kai agonises over a decision to go against his ethics while stoned at the bar.

Concluding a multicultural revolving door of fine guests from the fringe, Muggins and Cream host one of Portugals finest, André De Freitas, right before their very own visit to his country. They talk about meeting the in laws, devils threesomes and mining trauma for art.

Urooj Ashfaq joins Muggins and Cream moments before being nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and going on to win the award. Congratulations to this legend. They talk about India's love for cows, cultural differences when it comes to manners and Daniel's surprisingly good grasp of Hindi.

Back by extremely popular demand Reuben Kaye returns to the podcast, discussing Britney Spears, socialism, smear tests and fish pedicures. Not in that order.

Daniel Sloss interviews his wife Kara using the questions provided by our listeners. Welcome to the podcast's first couples therapy session.