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Slop Quest

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Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

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All Things Comedy

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Comedy

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Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 187: Steroid Nips 25.03.2019

Welcome. Danish starts out this episode by detailing how he fell down a Bushman rabbit hole on youtube. He ended up watching highlights of Bush's son play pro basketball. After that, Danish talks about making an appearance on Steve Rannazzisi's podcast, and how thanks to Steve's son, he learned a neat new term. He also describes Sam Tripoli's theory on how you can tell someone is on steroids (hint...

Episode 186: Mother (I barely know her) 18.03.2019

Make sure to listen all the way to the end on this one! There's a surprise, and you'll enjoy it. So, stop being difficult about it. As the title of the show suggests, this one is about parenting (specifically, mothers). There are super cool parents who do blow with their kid and his friends in Colorado (allegedly). A "Dear Abby" like write-in poses an interesting question regarding family. Then, t...

Episode 185: Play in my Sandbox 11.03.2019

On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of different topics. O'Neill starts out by talking about a podcast he had the chance to listen to recently. We switch gears by discussing KFC's new attempt at getting attention. Then, we stay in the world of food with a story of "prankster" former pizza restaurant employee and another one about a disgruntled delivery driver. Later, an Australian sausage...

Episode 184: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood 04.03.2019

Due to technical difficulties, we had to start this one dry (without a theme song). We persevered and even played the theme song a little later in the show. O'Neill talked about a flat Earth documentary he saw on Netflix. Danish goes into detail about how he and his family were assaulted at the zoo. O'Neill rejoices over new information that's come out about the man who killed a mountain lion rece...

Episode 183: John Little Hates Seatbelts 25.02.2019

John Little joins us on this episode. We start out by expressing sadness about the passing of Brody Stevens. We share some memories and stories about him. Later, we discuss a junior college football coach, who takes his job VERY seriously. A man is almost arrested for using a colloquialism. John expresses how much he HATES being told to wear a seatbelt and forcefully expresses his support of the U...

Episode 182: Garage Tiger and Laundry Lion 18.02.2019

Heeeeeeeeeey-lo, On today's episode, we tackle a lot of interesting topics. There are two mountain lion related stories. One is a follow-up of the man who killed a mountain lion with his bare hands. The other is about a couple who received quite the scare. There's also a garage tiger in Houston, Texas. A woman married a zombie doll, and we discuss their nuptials. Danish does a few quick book revie...

Episode 181: The Night Hiker and Bologna Bandit (w/ Ryan Sickler) 11.02.2019

Ryan Sickler was kind enough to join us this week. There's a LOT of animal talk (it's clean! seriously!). There's a much needed P-22 update, and O'Neill sheds light on whether he was responsible for the mountain lion death in Colorado. Sickler tells tales of his friends from growing up. They're interesting fellows to say the least. We also break down a man who was dubbed the bologna bandit. The ep...

Episode 180: Big Bossman Bert (Abducted In Plain Sight) 04.02.2019

On this episode, O'Neill is fresh off his trip to Utah with Ari Shaffir, Steve Rannazzisi, Bert Kreischer, Sean Patton, and Mark Normand. He provides an update on the shenanigans that took place and sheds light on why Bert now wants to be called "the big Bossman". He also gives an injury report from the trip. After that, we talk about the Netflix documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. Both the docu...

Episode 179: The Detestables 28.01.2019

On this week's show, we talk a little more about the Fyre Festival documentaries. We also cover a wide range of people, who are as the title of the episode suggest, are detestable. There's a morbidly obese man who allegedly made a flight attendant wipe his buttocks. Not to be outdone, a substitute teacher tried to get revenge on the principal she hates. A British family gets thrown out of New Zeal...

Episode 178: Januhairy 21.01.2019

The Danish and O'Neill podcast is back in business for yet another episode. This week, we discuss a multitude of topics. O'Neill talks about two Fyre Festival documentaries he watched. A HOT new West Hollywood eatery is discussed, and the menu is scoured. A young man achieves his dream, and we break it down. Ladies, there's a cool trend in the world of armpit hair going on, so don't miss out on th...

Episode 177: Highway Chicken 14.01.2019

Episode 1-7-7. Oh yeeeeeah (said as the Macho Man). This episode has something for everyone: a man who licks doorbells, a woman who drinks out of a Pringles container, a pizza thrower, low-brow board games, Guy Fieri talk, Dass-man talk, and even a few Eric Hites updates. What's not to love? Ooooh oooh, what's love got to do with it? Oh, and as the title suggests, there's also some discussion of h...

Episode 176: K-Hole w/ Ari Shaffir and Steve Simeone 07.01.2019

On this episode of Danish and O'Neill, we were supposed to record from a jacuzzi. Sadly, it didn't happen. We're joined by international man of mystery, Ari Shaffir, and all around good guy and pizza maker, Steve Simeone. We pick Ari's mind about his recent travels, mainly focusing on some underground bar Ari went to in Berlin. Unfortunately, he didn't make it to the dungeon. O'Neill announces wha...

Episode 175: Milk-shake-down 31.12.2018

Happy New Year! 2019 is DEFINITELY the year of Danish and O'Neill. Nostradamus predicted it!!!! The episode starts off with some light Evil Genius (Neftlix doc) talk and a little brief MMA talk. We hear from the Dass-man and then discuss a young Canadian boy who called the cops cause he didn't like his Christmas present. Next, there's a much needed update from a CRAZY story that took place in Cana...

Episode 174: Pablo Escobear 24.12.2018

Recorded on Christmas Eve Eve, this episode will get you feeling all holly and jolly. While most podcasts take a week off, D+O put out a quality episode for you, our dear listeners. On this week's show, we feature three different animal stories, all crazy in their own right. The animals in question are a bear, sea otter, and a seagull and goose. What makes these specific and unique? Well, tune in...

Episode 173: Knife in a Pool 17.12.2018

What a lovely episode this turned out to be! We opened the show with a fantastic new song. It's groovy and will make you want to bust a move like Young MC. Danish leads the show off with some tales from the road. O'Neill follows suits and talks about some things he's seen and experienced around town. There's a mega-important update on this week's show. Don't miss it! You don't want to be left out...

Episode 172: Poor Pony (shame on you, Indonesia!) 10.12.2018

Hey yo, On this week's edition of the show, we cover a lot of ground. We open with an update on Paula Deen's husband, Michael. After that, we play a quick round of "who's the better practical joker". The competition pits an older gentleman versus a high school student. Both of them a good practical joke/are kind of bonkers. Then, it's off to the wild kingdom, where we discuss two different stories...

Episode 171: Dasslemania 03.12.2018

Danish, Dassey, and O'Neill! On this week's episode, we take a deep-dive into season 2 of Making A Murderer. It's all things Dassy (and Avery, but let's be honest, the Dasseys always steal the show). We also cover a story about Dass-man's first lawyer, Len Kachinsky. This guy is a real piece of work. He describes himself as a "cat socializer", which is another way of saying, "I'm a REALLY creepy d...

Episode 170: Smoke Detectors w/ John Little 26.11.2018

John Little joins us on this week's program. Our conversation covers the gamut. For one, John expresses his view on smoke detectors. He also gives an impromptu lesson on old Vietnamese children's toys. This leads into a discussion of the 2018 Toy Hall of Fame class! The strange "drinking" habits of Indonesian teens is discussed. An article/incident involving a miniature horse is analyzed. A crazy...

Episode 169: the Beaver Barbarian 19.11.2018

Hey there. Welcome to episode 169. On this episode, Danish starts off by talking about a concert he recently attended and then gets into his experiences in a mommy and me class. After that, there's a discussion about a man, meth, and a beaver (that sounds fake, but sadly, it's all too real). At some point, O'Neill rants about a Canadian school banning the Diceman's favorite jacket: the goose feath...

Episode 168: the Piggyback Bandit 11.11.2018

Hey, you true blue beach ponies! Another luscious episode is here. Danish talks about Home Depot and the swingers club behind his place. A guy who is probably friends with the Bushman, the piggyback bandit, is really dissected. We also discuss the correct nomenclature for pregnancy. Then, a polyamorous married couple share their bed with a magician (that's a DREAM D+O topic!). Drink it while it's...

Episode 167: Bulldogged 05.11.2018

It's episode 167! Hooray! O'Neill starts the show by describing a fart mystery that's taking place in his building. After that, we look back at a special family bond we learned about at the All Things Comedy Festival in Phoenix. Danish then tells a story about recently having to call 911. There's some brief UFC talk! O'Neill is confronted over reports of needles and thumbtacks in candy. Does he fi...

Episode 166: Live from ATC fest w/ Eleanor Kerrigan & Steve Rannazzisi 29.10.2018

Danish and O'Neill live from the 2018 All Things Comedy festival! We got the queen of the 7-up cake, Eleanor Kerrigan, on with us, which was a BIG get! Also, Steve "Cheese Parmazissi" Rannazzisi joined us after having a VERY interesting day (we get into it with him on the podcast). Make sure to listen to the whole show (like you wouldn't anyway), but an older Catholic couple wandered into the podc...

Episode 165: Hallowiener 22.10.2018

Hey all you, trick or treaters, it is the FIRST ever holiday addition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Spoiler alert, that holiday is Halloween (I know, the title made it a little hard to figure out). We spend the episode discussing spooooooky Halloween-related topical news, and O'Neill spins some yarns about his recent trip to Spain. If you want to find out who would win in a fight: a man on a...

Episode 164: Monkey Bus Driver 15.10.2018

Ooooooh yeah, it's a new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, we start off by talking about a sad case of child abuse (in this case, a birthday party theme that we just can't get behind). Then, it's a case of "who did it better"? It's a battle of the bus drivers! You'll have to hear what happens with these two crazy transpo-heads. Spoiler alert: the title kind of gives one a...

Episode 163: Beaten Mac 'n Blue (Connie Mac is OVER ft. a phone call from Bill Burr) 08.10.2018

What a day to be alive!!!!! Conor "the king" McGregor's BS reign is over! Ding dong the witch is dead. On this episode, Danish opens the show by discussing a strange encounter he had at a gas station. A UFO is involved. He also gives a brief update about the swingers club that is being built behind his place. After that, there's a VERY VERY VERY special phone call from the one and only, Bill Burr!...

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