Slop Quest

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy can’t get sleep and Ryan berates him for his life decisions. Then he shows Ryan a video of a dude in a mask on Fox News and they pop their tin foil hats on to try and figure it. Ryan praises Andy’s lifestyle of painting comical 3-d printed dongs and podcasts for a living but dissects his total lack of boundaries. Then...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy gets a giant bruise on his bicep from hema. Then Ryan roasts him for sparring at a basketball court. Andy reveals that he sword fights with a Zynn in his mouth which gets properly attacked. The boys talk about the American elderly insanity problems. Ryan gets upset at boomers calling the police on kids playing outside. One of Andy...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest   Ryan deletes another melody from Andy’s brain. The boys use the cost of pizza as a an economic barometer. They lament the cost of food trucks especially compared to brick and mortar restaurants. Then Ryan pitches the idea of a food truck that specializes in spaghetti sandwiches while Andy pitches a Twinkie based sandwich i...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest A listener writes in that “O’Neill is always right” and it’s true. Then Ryan explains Elon’s trip to China. The boys then break down how little it would take them to to get “f- you” money. The boys come up with an idea for a house with tiny doors in all the walls to fix the pipes with ease. The...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan opens the show with the hot take that he doesn’t really like Linkin Park. Then, Andy read an article where they said saying the “r word” comes at a “hefty price”. This leads to them crashing out about how the news is reported. There’s some Presidential scandals throughout history talk and Andy r...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy and Ryan panic as the stream gets choppy then Andy gets a weird HR style email from some corporate dinguses. Ryan thinks there should be upper limit age restrictions to prevent old people losing their marbles. The boys talk about missionaries and why roasting LDS missionaries might be part of a larger plan. They then talk about ch...

 Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy’s going through it but Ryan tries to cheer him up by telling him to start “bone smashing” for better “looks maxing” then out of nowhere Ryan brings up the Cinnamon Challenge which delights Andy because he just found a trap remix of a British man choking on cinnamon. Andy stays at “Hotel Cr...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan verbally attacks voter registration workers then Andy gets cornered by hilt Mormons this leads to a “scientific discussion” by Ryan on religious inbreeding. Then Andy’s ex does some gross cousin stuff. Ryan then heavily censors a similar story mid sentence. The boys reminisce about trying to bang while full of th...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The show starts with immediate chicanery from Ryan about Andrew’s art then immediately gets into the rise of New York City as #3 in alien abductions. Then Ryan wants to leave Andy in a field to see if he’ll get abducted. Then the boys review the new health psa about how healthy it is to crank the hog. Ryan gets angry that t...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan is extremely perplexed that Andy’s family used audio recordings for family memories instead of video until it’s revealed that his family couldn’t film anything without it being hooked up to a television. Ryan believes everyone has herpes and doesn’t believe Babbages existed.  Andrew gets a hilarious co...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest   Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill are back with more Slop of all you hungry hogs! The boys talk about the dark world of reality tv family disappointments. Then they do a deep dive on America’s favorite family, theDuggars. Andrew gets a ride from a cab driver wearing a red light therapy cap and hears his life story. Then...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan tries to analyze Kristi Noem’s husband’s big old fake beefers. Then he floats the idea of I’m flight gloryholes. There’s some micro penis talk. The boys are NOT impressed by the new moon mission. The boys talk about the pitfalls of surgically changing eye color. Then Andy talks about old people partying and...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan opens the show by pretending to be Andy in an 80’s sci-fi comedy mix up. O’Neill goes for a quiet hike and realizes how bad his tinnitus is. This leads to some overheard neighbor conversations. Then the boys lament not being smart enough to be successful but not dumb enough to fit in. Ryan can’t sleep after the r...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan attacks Andy about sword fighting again. Andy pulls the fake text prank on some kids and it makes O’Neill mad. Then Andy makes black bean brownies and sooooomeone has a problem with it. Then Ryan wants a new show where Andy is fading in and out of consciousness on drugs while Ryan roasts him. Our old screenplay, “Micha...

 Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy and Ryan create a new musical theater sensation based on real life events: Tree Well, The Musical. The fantastic musical incorporates the amazing staging techniques of “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” and unbelievable improvisational performances by cellphone calls from his comedy friends. Then they float the idea...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy tries to implement Ryan’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” approach to life. Then the boys talk about the “Fatties of History” as well as implementing “Fat History Month”. There’s some discussion on male hygiene then they move on to Conan O’Brien conspiracy theories. Then they talk...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andrew claims to have “fighter’s arthritis” and O’Neill will not let this slide. There’s some classic dog piling from O’Neill that will delight old BCUSA fans. Andrew is sick of taking dumps and wants to invent a dump teleporter. Andy thinks we was “born” to be a sword fighter which elici...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan is worried that Andy is on drugs again and is overstimulated by his preshow antics. Andy brings in a physical therapy device and annoys O’Neill with it.  There’s some erudite discussion on the California water system. Ryan listens to celebrity podcasts and takes issue with their quality. Then he talks about the co...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! On this episode of Slop Quest Ryan doesn’t believe Andy about where the phrases “Chop Chop” and “Long time no see”. Then they brainstorm ways to sell...

Full episodes and much more at Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan destroys his body skiing while Andy destroys his body with sword practice. There’s a little Epstein talk while a drone hovers outside the window and Ryan fantasizes about the gov...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan talks about how the real small businessmen are drug dealers. Then Andy talks about the Alkaline water scam and scares himself into backtracking everything. Andy goes tubing i...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! There’s a little Tina Turner talk at the start of the show. Ryan has a series of injuries when his luck runs out. Andy has a 14 hour delay on a flight. Ryan has his mind blo...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest   Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Andy gets some puffy pants for Christmas called Pluderhosen and wears them to the podcast. O’Neill then takes issues with Andy’s HEMA training and a classic arg...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Comedy Store veteran and hilarious good buddy, Mike Black is finally in the O’Neill Rent Controlled Studios. The talk about the Jake Paul fight and pitch a new box...

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest   Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! There’s some late Epstein file talk. O’Neill talks about he’d be tricked into showing up on the Epstein files. He then floats the idea of having a profess...