Slop Quest

Hello, hello, hello, hello! On this episode, we tackle all sorts of interesting topics. We start off by discussing a team manager for the men's basketball team at illustrious Jackson State. He goes by the nickname "Snacks" and became a real viral sensation recently. We take a REAL DEEP DIVE into the Netflix reality show, Love Is Blind. We also briefly touch on the election (mainly how old all the...

The Daddy Man is BACK! And he's got minimal Predator lines (thank the Lord!). We unpeel yet another layer of the onion that is Big Earl. We find out new info and hear new stories, that as usual, amazes us and blows our minds. On this episode, he workshops some premises with us and delivers some real gems that must be heard to be believed. He talks about his beef with Jeremy Piven. He tells some st...

We start this week's episode on a sad note with the loss of two great men. On flew homemade rockets, and the other helped bald men feel sexy again. They will both be sorely missed. We get into a lot of other shenanigans, too. There's a you-gotta-hear-it-to-believe-it question posed to an advice column that will shock you to your core. We also discuss a school in England offering teens ludicrous ad...

To start the show, O'Neill plays a voicemail he received after our last show from a very somber and apologetic Brian Holtzman. He then shares some stories from a recent ski trip he took. Danish plays a juicy morsel of a soundbite...it's baby Barb's FIRST contribution to the show!!!! O'Neill talks about a woman who lured deer into her home and fed them. The audio is played and respectfully (as alwa...

You read it correctly. We have Brian Holtzman on this week, and we take a wild ride into his innermost thoughts. He looks into his phone and tells us of his travels and the year the trip took place. We ask him questions about past events at the Comedy Store (that our "sources" told us about). He's very honest and forthcoming and isn't afraid to take the high road! We also asked about his career: g...

And, we're back. Danish starts off by detailing his trip to gorgeous Hollywood, Florida. O'Neill talks about a disturbing trend that he discovered out on the slopes at Big Bear. The GREAT Tom Morris is discussed as are some old stand up favorites from back in the day. There are man vs. animal articles, and a guy who wants to settle a court dispute via samurai sword duel. It's all here. And it's al...

Rick Ingraham joins on this episode! We started with Rick at the Store back in the day and take a trip down memory lane. Rick and O'Neill both discuss their experiences performing in Alaska. We discuss some of the characters we've encountered over the years at the Comedy Store and have a darn good time reminiscing about walking to school in the snow uphill both ways (HIYO!). Give this one a listen...

Episode 229 is on and poppin'! The episode starts with a listener email that sparks some great discussion. After that, there's some Connie Mac discussion. We ponder if this means Connor McGregor is back, and who he'll fight next. From there, Danish talks about an extremely talented man he saw in a Costco. It's been a while, but there's a little mountain lion talk! O'Neill talks about a dentist who...

It's episode 228!!!! The one you've been waiting all your life for. Well, it's finally here. And this one is fantastic. We start out hot and heavy by talking about Sly Stallone's recent Instagram post, which included none other than Guy Fieri. This took on a life of itself and came up throughout the show. Danish tells some stories of his recent travels. There's also IMPORTANT Dog the Bounty Hunter...

New year, same unbelievable podcast!!!! It's the first episode of 2020, and it does not disappoint. The show starts with some light MMA talk. Danish tells O'Neill about friend of the show GSP's move to ensure he sleeps safely in hotel rooms. After that, D+O discuss reality TV. Specifically, the genisuses at TLC. Danish gives an overview to the hit show 90 Day Fiance, and O'Neill reacts to hearing...

Ho, ho, ho the misletoe! Happy holidays, everybody! On this episode, we discuss the Netflix documentary, Don't F* With Cats. Danish chronicles some recent car ttroubles and talks about his new BFF, the towtruck driver. Some holiday hijinks are reviewed, and O'Neill shares some fond Christmas memories. Also, there's breaking Earl "Daddy Man" Skakel news that will blow your hairpiece off.

People always ask us what Beach Cops is, so instead of trying to describe it we're releasing an episode so you can decided for yourself.

Oh yeah, it's time to have Gareth Reynolds back on the show. We get into all sorts of good shenanigans with him. Danish brings up a football commentator who had some interesting tidbits to share during a game. Gareth talks about his experiences on different drugs. Also, we get into Gareth's old job of dressing up as a superhero/other characters for kids' parties. There are interesting stories/fact...

Episode 224 coming at ya. O'Neill comes out of the gates hot by bringing up the "new" Peloton bike ad that has people talking. We brainstorm some other commercial ideas for Peloton and think of other things the company can do to promote the product. A pair of dog stories are discussed/analyzed/dissected. In both cases, a crime was commited (if a human had perpetrated the act). Listen for yourself...

Episode 223 is here. Finally. You've waited years for it. On this episode, Danish tells a tale of having a medical mishap late at night. He also talks about some excellent new TV shows he recently saw. O'Neill brings up a doctor who had to go to extreme measures to heal a patient on a flight, which brings up so many questions that they have to pull up the article for a deeper dive. A copycat crimi...

The episode kicks off too fast, too furious style with O'Neill talking about his recent road adventures with the infamous Ari Shaffir. Did they go to a fraternity? Quite possible. Did Ari set O'Neill up to be arrested? Quite possible once again. The topic of John Little's new magic tricks came up, and O'Neill was definitely impressed by what he heard. After some road stories and other what have yo...

It's episode 221 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast! On this lovely episode, Danish tells a story of meeting an audience member after a recent show. O'Neill gives an a real behind the scenes look at what it's like to trave with Ari Shaffir. He also describes seeing a "legit demon" on the streets near his place. A "sexsomnia" court case is broken down. And, a teacher commits the hattrick of insanity...

Josh Wolf came on the show, and we had a grand old time. All sorts of shenanigans were had. We talk the Comedy Store (of course), and his beginnings in Seattle. He tells us some tales from when he was in high school and coming up in Hollywood as a young comic. The impetus for him coming on the show was him commenting on a news story on Twitter. Let's just say that said story fell right in the Dani...

Coming off a GLORIOUS Halloween, on this episode we wrap-up the holiday with a vengeance. Of course, we have our annual discussion on whether there were razors in the candy this year or not. We discuss the Diaz/Masvidal fight that happened this past weekend, too. A creepy 10 hour haunted house is discussed. We talk trick or treating. And, we talk about one Georgia Sheriff's bold move that is being...

Just as we were about to record, there was a knock on the door. Whomever could it be?!? We weren't expecting anyone. We answered the door and saw none other than Steve Rannazzisi standing there! We greeted him and asked how he was doing. After a little small talk, he asked if he could come in. We informed him we were about to podcast. It was then that he uttered "Pooka Williams", which just so hap...

On this roast, um, I mean episode, we give you an up close and personal look at Eleanor "shoot from the hip in a refreshing way" Kerrigan. We learn interesting new tidbits about her, like how she was a lifeguard and tried to get people to avoid the parked car at the bottom of the city pool she worked at. We learn about her family's kickball prowess. Of course, there's some Andy Clay talk (how coul...

The show starts out by discussing the buzz over a recent UFC entrance. The fellas weigh in on it and try to figure out what all the hype is about. Then, we reminisce about the time ol' Tombo (former talent coordinator at the Comedy Store) gave Damon Wayans comedy advice. Then, Danish gets into an unlucky day he had at Six Flags. After that, it's on to a swimming controversy! As one of the best ama...

Heeeey there, we start this episod off with some news 'n notes from around town. Danish shares some travel stories from when he was out of town. O'Neill sheds some light of "interesting" practices in foreign locales. Then, he talks about what it's like to hang out with Ari Shaffir. Then, it's on to some Dassman BREAKING news. After that, the letter he wrote to the new Governor of Wisconsin is read...

Welcome to the longest episode in Danish and O'Neill history! It's important to note that the quality was NOT affected by the long run time. This one is hard hitting. We discover John's interesting past with PayDay candy bars. John and O'Neill get in a spirited debate about dwarfism vs. little people. John also has a bone to pick with actooooooooooor, Jeff Bridges. Some interesting news stories ar...

The Daddy Man is back, and he's got some bones to pick. He details what happened with the dog he tried to adopt, and what upset him on his 70th birthday. It's a real Earl(y) 80's style episode with all the tom foolery and shenanigans you've come to accept from a Big Earl appearance. Oh, and we learn some new fun facts about Earl like how he was "neighbors" with Steven Adler, had a HUGE fish tank i...