Slop Quest

www.beachcopspodcast.com https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this very special edition of the podcast, it's a Beach Cops infused episode of D+O. That's right; we're joined by none other than the third member of the Beach Cops podcast, Andrew DeWitt! We discuss all sorts of important issues and topics. For instance, we introduce the listeners to a Beach Cops topic: people getting stuck in donation...

This one kicks off with a bang, as we discuss how America's Got Talent was able to land a HUGE contestant. After that, it's breaking American Pickers news, and it pertains to the show's alpha, Mike Wolfe. Danish talks about an audience member he encountered at the Comedy Store during his set. Her choice of clothing or lack therof certainly raised many questions. Then, it's a little MMA talk: we ge...

Once again, we're joined by Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy, El-El Cool K, and Big E! She starts out by telling us about some exciting gigs she has in the near future and mentions how one is byoc (bring your own chairs). Hear how her brothers managed to mess this up the last time she was at this place. Also, hear about Eleanor's "clubbing" days, and about an encounter she allegedly had with a celebrity...

Brian Holtzman joins us on this week's show, and he was in rare form! Hear about his wild karaoke nights in Austin, Texas and find out what sets him off about the local news! Is he into the Rolling Stones? You'll find out on this episode. Want to know what he was like when he worked as a dog catcher? Also on this episode. Does he randomly bark like a dog and break into song? Yeah, he does. Find ou...

O'Neill starts it off this week by commenting on the intro song we played and saying that Dave Chappelle loves to sing "Creep" by Radiohead. He once even heard him sing it twice in a row while doing karao-kay at the Comedy Store holiday party. That leads into a quick discussion of Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl's HIT song, "Eazy Sleazy". After that, there's some sad news. Hammock legend, John McAfee,...

We start out episode 3 oh 3 by talking about the 2 oh 9's own, Nate Diaz. We discuss his most recent fight and a piece ESPN wrote about him. Then, it's a California teenager vs. a bear on a wall! Who reigns supreme? After that, we talk about how Bill Cosby refuses therapy, which would get him out of prison. Then, it's off to Russia to talk about Hasbulla, the Russian social media STAR, who also ha...

We're joined by Kevin Biggins, who's a comic and writer (Family Guy!). We've been writing a TOP SECRET project with him for six months, and this is the first time we met him in person. What a meeting it was!  We discussed all sorts of titilating topics. We opened up talking about living in close proximity to your neighbors. We ask Kevin about his last name, and he shares some stories about it...

As the tite suggests, yes, Big Earl is back!!! And, he's better than before! For the first time in a LONG time, we get to hang out with none other than the Daddyman. We catch up and hit all the major topics you'd want us to with Big Earl: Varvatos pants, Sweet Cheeks, , Cameo, and run-ins with D+O listeners, etc. Does he have an axe to grind on this episode? Listen and find out for yourself. But s...

O'Neill starts off the festivities by saying that he's got a flasher in his neighborhood. He's taking to the streets to solve the case. Danish shares a funny text he got from the Daddyman, Earl Skakel. Then, we kick it up a notch by talking about Russia's new ambassador, Stevie boy Seagal, who was sent to Venezuela on a goodwill mission. Sadly, this is NOT a joke. Guy Fieri and the Tiger King both...

As the title suggests, we are joined by Eleanor Kerrigan. We cover a variety of topics, including Eleanor's family, Comedy Store stuff, Diceman, yam bags, lifeguarding, accents, and much, much more! As per usual, Eleanor really nailed her appearance on the show, which will pay dividends for her career. 

For the first time in forever (to quote the classic movie Frozen), we're back recording in the same geographic location again! Rejoice!!! We open up with a sad announcement made by one of the greats in the comedy business. Danish shares some advice he heard experts are trying to spread in India. O'Neill asks if there's an uptick in people reading while walking. He also shares a run-in he had while...

We talk to the legend Brian Holtzman via Zoom from Austin, Texas.

This week, Danish starts out the festivities by talking about a girl who came on to him in middle school. That leads to a conversation about middle school relationships. Then, it's a homecoming dance that ROCKS the world with felony arrests. Here the sordid details! It will change your life and how you look at the world. After that, we get into the voice of the octagon in the UFC, Bruce Buffer, do...

We were supposed to have a guest this week, but it fell through! We open the show by talking about a new TLC show (they've done it again, folks!). It's called "Extreme Sisters", and the title is right on the money. These sisters are EXTREMELY close. All sorts of weird situations unfold on this show, and we explore hypotheticals and scenarios that TLC has caused to stir in our brains. After that, w...

The episode kicks off with a quick plug for friends of the show, Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman, who will be doing a gig in Reno in June. Then, there are a few listener emails regarding topics we discussed last week. After that, we discuss about a video that went viral that is a classic man vs. beast battle. In this case, it's a dude going toe-to-toe with a bobcat. That keeps us satiated f...

O'Neill opens the show with a gondola confession (hence the show's title). Hear what disturbed the poor, unsuspecting gondola worker. Danish tells of his experience in Party City. They sure know how to party! This leads into a conversation about different levels of customer service and when it's too much. Then, there's some brief MMA talk as we discuss the latest with the drama king, Connie Mac Mc...

The show opens with O'Neill talking about a giant lizard running amok in a 7-11 in Thailand. Danish chimes in with a gruesome story involving a recent MMA fight. O'Neill then brings up a recent road rage incident that took place in Los Angeles. Then, it's a soap opera style wedding! It took place in China and has more twists and turns than an old country road (and buffet, hiyo!). Fake doctor news!...

We kick this one off hot and heavy with a little mma talk, noting that Nate Diaz will be back in the octagon in 2021. Danish asks O'Neill "what was I a part of last night" and gives him a scenario he was involved with at the grocery store. This sparks different theories, possibilities, and avenues of conversation. Then, it's on to a controversy with Amazon, where some drivers are saying they're no...

O'Neill opens up telling the sad tale of a Russian MMA fighter being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Danish shares a listener email someone sent in that's similar to something we recently spoke about. Danish shares a fun fact about the spring break in Miami situation and then brings up Kylie Jenner (who doesn't love some good KJ talk?!?). Then, there's a long awaited Tommy Morris update! Abo...

Ho there! Danish opens it up with a story about a canine. He also mentions a docuseries he saw called Murder Among the Mormons. O'Neill matches that and talks about a doc he saw about a "bully" who terrorizes a small town. We keep 'er moving and talk about the tale of a dude who got caught buck naked in public in a compromising position with a pickle. Sticking with food, we also discuss a lawsuit...

We start out the episode with a bear update via a listener email (we have a real bearer in our midst!).  This is groundbreaking bear news!  And a great tidbit you can throw out at your next dinner party (whether it's via Zoom or not). Staying on bears, we talk about the upcoming "cocaine bear" movie. Then, we briefly discuss censorship and all the recent warnings and cancellations. After...

O'Neill opens it up talking about his recent ski trip.  He encountered a guy on the ski lift who was a real tudy Judy.  Not to be outdone, Danish experienced some tude at the grocery store.  Then, Danish shares something disgusting he witnessed in the park with his family.   Then, there's an update from a recent story we reported on (yes, we're journalists!).  After that,...

Danish starts it off this week by sharing an email he got from a listener.  O'Neill takes the baton from there and tells a story about something that happened to him on a hike.  Danish shares some news about Valparaiso University's mascot (O'Neill's from there...the place, not the University, in case you didn't know).  Then, the gents discuss a new Netflix docuseries called Crime Sc...

Howdy, folks.  O'Neill leads it off by asking Danish if he happened to see the SNL bit that was allegedly taken from comedian, Ted Alexandro.  Danish turns the tables like a DJ by asking O'Neill if he saw the host of that week's episode's mother talking trash to his bullies from camp about him hosting.  Then, there's some much needed Georges St-Pierre discussion!  He's excited,...

Episode 285'er!  Danish starts off talking about a little excursion he took with the fam.  Then, it's on to modern hunter and gatherers living in Washington state!  That leads us down many avenues of modern hunting and gathering.  After that, we discuss the mysterious case of a Slovakian hero, who did something outlandish to help the police detain a thief.  The show keeps...