Sliced Apples

The boys are back after a week off, and David opens things up with a brutal dose of realism from College Football 27: taking Texas A&M to 10–1, sitting at No. 2 in the country, and still somehow finding a way to collapse at the end of the season. From there, Alex and David dive into first impressions of the new game, NIL mechanics, dynasty mode, microtransactions, and whether EA can actually b...

The boys are back with a loaded sports episode, starting with the Knicks pulling off a wild comeback against the Spurs and the debate over whether San Antonio’s collapse was inexperience, bad coaching, or Wemby simply running out of gas. Alex and David go back and forth on Jalen Brunson’s clutch gene, OG Anunoby’s takeover, Mike Brown’s chess moves, and whether the Spurs blew the game or the Knick...

The boys are back after a couple weeks away, and there is plenty to unpack. Alex opens the show by walking back his original take on Drake’s Iceman, admitting the album hits a lot harder after a few car listens, while David doubles down that Drake is firmly back on top. From there, the conversation turns into Drake vs. Kendrick fallout, the power of hearing music “outside,” and why certain songs j...

Sliced Apples is back after a software-fueled disappearing act, and this one comes out swinging. Alex and David catch up after finally seeing each other in Houston, then dive straight into Drake’s surprise three-album drop — including a heated debate over whether Iceman is focused and underrated or just another underwhelming post-Scorpion rollout. From Drake’s marketing machine to “bangers vs. dee...

Most sports fans obsess over the draft, but few realize the wild financial risks behind rookie picks like Jeremiah Love’s insane $50 million contract. Spoiler: Arizona might have jumped the gun, or did they just spot a unicorn? Either way, this episode digs into why NFL teams gamble with not just their strategy, but their wallets—and what it says about the league’s latest talent obsession. You’ll...

Most guys are too scared to rock a Freddie Mercury stache—but not our guy! This episode is your ultimate neck-shaver’s guide to mustaches, must-see basketball, and the wildest UFC fights of the year. Spoiler: grow out that stash if you want to look like Freddie Mercury or just a guy who’s REALLY committed to his grooming game. We unravel the saga of trimming beards versus mustaches, and which phas...

Brace yourself—most of us are walking around with underwear or socks that are just, well, entirely wrong for our bodies and egos. Turns out, your fashion misery might not be your fault; it could be that society, stores, and even your grandma are secretly conspiring against your swagger. In this hilarious roast of everything from sagging jeans, sock brands, to the obsession with matching socks, we...

Most of us spend hours debating whether we're an IPA guy, a Coors guy, or just plain confused about how much weight we gain when we find love. But what if that fluffy, hazy stigma about the "IPA guy" was just a myth? Our hosts dig into the truth behind craft beer snobbery, the joy of local breweries, and the surprising science of relationship weight—plus, how a taco lunch turned into a deep dive i...

Brace yourself for a sports-filled jog with a dash of tech debates, a sprinkle of streaming snobbery, and a whole lot of March Madness madness. Perfect for those who love their sports hot, their gadgets cooler, and their takes a bit sarcastic. Because who doesn’t want to hear about flag football, NBA playoffs, and the age-old debate: Apple Watch or Aura Ring? The March Madness blend of blue bloods...

Most of us are simply trying to keep up with baseball’s latest phenom, Paul Skeens, who’s throwing 100+ mph pitches like it’s an everyday grocery run. But what if I told you the real magic isn’t just in Skeens’ filthy stuff—it’s in how the game is STARTING to take itself seriously again, and that it’s making the sport way more fun (and way less snooze-worthy). This isn’t your typical sports recap;...

Most NFL trades hit a snag and suddenly everyone’s story turns into a Netflix drama. Imagine waiting for a record-breaking Max Crosby deal—only for it to get derailed by a knee-jerk physical fail. Yep, the ripple effects of a failed physical can turn a blockbuster into a “bye-bye, all done” in seconds. If you’ve ever wondered how a physical can nix a trade and throw cap space, contracts, and futur...

In this episode, we tackle the exhausting reality of work events and the art of small talk, while diving into the latest sports controversies and highlights. Join us as we explore: The challenges of attending work events and maintaining energy in social settings. Strategies for engaging in meaningful conversations and navigating cultural nuances. Stirring the pot with sports debates, like LeBron v...

Ever feel like picking a streaming service is harder than choosing your favorite child? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to crown the reigning champions of streaming—from the best library to the slickest interface—like it’s the Olympics of binge-watching. Spoiler: Netflix is swimming in gold, while Disney is doing its best with a shallow medal haul. In this episode: The ultimate streaming serv...

Most people go on vacation to escape, but David's trip to Japan turned into a comedy of cultural misunderstandings, absurd truths, and epic food battles. Ever wondered what happens when a white guy tries to speak Japanese, refuses to take his shoes off, and still ends up at a crazy American-style restaurant in Tokyo? Or how the Winter Olympics are just a little more wild when you mix figure skatin...

Most people think the Super Bowl is just about the game, snacks, and halftime shows. Nope! This episode reveals the wild world of betting odds, bizarre props, and conspiracy theories you never knew existed—like whether Bad Bunny’s gonna bring Drake out or if Sam Darnold is secretly Super Bowl MVP material. Join us for a ride through the weirdest Super Bowl bets, from orange Gatorade to barefoot Ma...

Join us as we unravel the chaos of streaming and sports in this episode. From Netflix's password pandemonium to Notre Dame's surprising NCAA perks, we dive into the secrets that could save you time and sanity. Discover why streaming giants are teaming up with sports leagues and how college football might soon resemble a corporate NASCAR race. Our hosts tackle the madness of subscription overload,...

In this episode, Alex and David dive into a variety of topics, starting with a humorous mishap involving a Target delivery order. They then shift gears to discuss the recent NFL games, focusing on the Texans' struggles and CJ Stroud's performance, as well as the Seahawks domination over the 49ers. The conversation also touches on the Bills' playoff challenges and the surprising coaching changes in...

In this episode, David and Alex dive into the thrilling world of football, discussing the emotional highs and lows of the season's end. They explore the impact of the national championship game and the NFL playoffs, highlighting standout performances and unexpected outcomes. The duo debates the significance of the Chiefs' absence in the postseason and the rise of underdog teams like the Panthers a...

In this episode, Alex and David dive into the whirlwind of events surrounding Black Monday in the NFL, exploring the impact of coaching changes and the historical context behind the term. They debate the firing of John Harbaugh after 18 years with the Baltimore Ravens, discussing the implications for the team and the league. The conversation shifts to the college football playoffs, highlighting Mi...

Join David and Alex as they explore the landscape of fantasy football, with David celebrating his recent championship win. He shares the strategic insights and key moments that led to his success, while Alex questiones his self-proclaimed expertise. They discuss the Texans' impressive season and the crushing defeat of the Ags. With a blend of humor, thoughtful analysis, and friendly rivalry, this...

In this episode, David and Alex dive into the festive spirit, discussing holiday movie traditions. The conversation takes a turn as they debate the concept of collusion in fantasy leagues, with David and Alex offering contrasting views on sportsmanship and strategy. The duo also explores the current NFL landscape, analyzing team performances, player injuries, and playoff prospects. As they navigat...

In this episode, Alex and David dive into the hectic world of college football, discussing the playoff rankings, the impact of conference championships, and the controversial exclusion of Notre Dame. They explore the dynamics of the NFL, highlighting the Texans' defensive prowess and CJ Stroud's impressive performance. The conversation shifts to the chaotic state of the Colts and the unexpected tw...

In this episode, David and Alex dive into a lively discussion about their Thanksgiving experiences, contrasting traditional meals with a unique sushi buffet. They explore the emotional rollercoaster of college football rankings, the impact of Lane Kiffin's coaching decisions, and the intricacies of the NCAA calendar. The conversation shifts to NFL highlights, fantasy football woes, and the captiva...

Join Alex and David as they celebrate six years of podcasting with a special Thanksgiving episode. Reminisce about the early days of recording with technical hiccups and dive into a lively discussion about Thanksgiving traditions, from the great turkey vs. ham debate to the art of crafting the perfect Thanksgiving plate. The duo also shares their thoughts on sports rivalries, the NFL's Thanksgivin...

Join Alex and David as they dive into a whirlwind of topics, from David's recent getaway to Cancun and the nuances of Mexican cuisine, to the highs and lows of sports fandom. They share candid thoughts on the Aggies' thrilling comeback, the challenges of balancing sports with personal commitments, and the ever-evolving landscape of NFL and NBA. With humor and insight, they explore the dynamics of...