Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!

Who hasn't had the burning desire to meet their Nana and PopPop for the first time all on their own while also working to discover the terrible incident that prompted their mother to not speak to her parents for 19 years? Better yet, and also make a documentary about the whole experience? This week, Alex and Micah delve into the tale as old as time by watching M. Night Shyamalan's "The Visit." Are...

Some might say it's the movie that spawned a thousand offspring. The 2007 Spanish zombie infection found footage film that answers the question: What happens when a two bit reporter teams up with some two bit cops and firefighters to track down the source of a vicious puppy infection that may be the downfall of us all. We watched [REC] for the first time to see if it lived up to the hype. Plus, fi...

Sure, you were upset when you first watched Halloween III and realized there was no Michael Myers, but then you discovered the convoluted mess that is Halloween III, Season of the Witch! Are there witches? That is debatable, and you can bet Alex and Micah debate it in this very special Halloween episode of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! Happy Halloween everyone!

Did Halloween Kills actually kill or was it a follow-up flop? A good question answered this week by Alex, Micah and special guest Dr. Scott of the Great Northwest as they meander their way through never needed to know facts and some new commercials guaranteed to tickle your funny hole.

These episodes just keep getting longer, but this time it's for a good reason because we're doing a DOUBLE FEATURE! Where else can you discuss the acting ability of Ozzy Osbourne, Gene Simmons and hot werewolves ripping off their clothes right before they rip off their skin? To celebrate the month that gifts us Halloween each year, this week Micah and Alex watched 1986's Trick or Treat followed by...

1988's The Blob is by far the blobbiest movie ever reviewed on this show. Because of that, this is also the longest episode of this show so far AND because of THAT, we made sure Micah forgot to plug in his very expensive studio mic to instead use his crappy computer mic. Trust us though, it's really not that bad. The big question: Was The Blob that bad? Micah and Alex pick it apart to find out wha...

"What if THE BREAKFAST CLUB grew up to be THE BIG CHILL, and went camping in a FRIDAY THE 13TH movie? You would then have ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD." That is a direct quote from co-writer and co-director Ricky Glore about his upcoming film "All Your Friends Are Dead." In this Jump Scare! edition of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! we find out how the project came to be and what to expect from this uniq...

As we're whisked away to the dark swamps of Louisiana, the mad hacheter Victor Crowley plies his demented trade expertly in this 2006 Adam Green hack, slash and laugh epic. Plenty of folks say they had a bad childhood, but this SOB wins the booby prize! Chopped in the face by accident and by his own father, what's left to do but to terrorize those brave or stupid enough to venture into his swamp?...

If a person can be murdered with a liter of cola, this is the movie that would do it. Just like a pear, this week, Micah and Alex are happy in their work and taking on Club Dread. Is it part comedy, part horror or is it all of both? Plus, we debut our very first Final Girl Challenge to find out who's strong enough to survive and win this week's mystery prize.

Sure, Halloween Kills may have been moved back...but that doesn't mean we have to wait for the saga to continue! The Halloween fan film, Halloween Inferno , picks up right where Halloween (2018) leaves off. Give it ten seconds and good luck clocking it as a fan made flick. In this mini-episode of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! Alex interviews Inferno director James Coleman about what it took for him...

What do you get when you take one part rogue cop and mix it with equal parts maniac and filthy 80s era movie New York City? A recipe for disaster! This week Alex and Micah take a long hard look at 1988's "Maniac Cop" to witness firsthand what it looks like when countless plots get sprinkled throughout one entire movie. Staring the always adored Bruce Campbell, the incomparable Tom Atkins and Rober...

What can you say about the 1982 creature horror classic Basket Case? It's a movie. It's shot in New York. There's a basket. It's proof that a pretty good concept does not guarantee a pretty good wig. In this episode, Alex and Micah take a deep dive into the film reviewers called "an ultra-cheap monster film" and "oddly compelling, deeply disturbing and inexplicably touching" to find out why it has...

Oh what a year 1983 was. For the first time, people were laying eyes on a new thing called a Swatch while Culture Club blared on the radio and Fraggle Rock lit up the airwaves. Maybe more importantly, it was the year the world met Angela, Ricky and Meg as they embarked on a summer full of high jinks and terror in Sleepaway Camp. In the premiere episode of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her, Alex and Micah...