Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!

There are movies and there are movies. "The Telling" is a thing that was filmed and edited at some point. Probably on a deadline...so, props for that. I once went to a Cheddar's where I ordered a cheese and meat dip appetizer. Literally queso with ground beef in it. Cheddar's ain't fancy. When it arrived, I realized there was no meat and told the server he'd accidentally brought me the queso witho...

Micah and Alex revisit a movie they haven't seen since it debuted. Did they like it then, will they like it now? That depends on whether Sutter Cane wrote the answer to that question. Hit play and let's visit Hobb's End together as we go In the Mouth of Madness!

Victor Crowley swaps  swamps, going from Honey Island to Slasherville for Alex & Micah's  second gruesome dive in the Hatchet universe. Spoiler alert: Hatchet II  is twice as hatchety! That's a word, right?

How did we find this movie? Man, that is a good question. Apparently a lot of you have seen it, and now we can count ourselves among you. A man is kidnapped by aliens, but nobody believes that's what happened except his son who he later comes back to find after being birthed from the canal of an unknown woman as a grown man, only to turn his son into what can best be described as a zombie. We try...

Happy New Year!...but a not so happy new year for the passengers on 1980's Terror Train. As the death of disco can be heard distantly from the dance car, terror reigns in the sleepers as the inexplicable college party trains barrels down the tracks to hell. This week, Micah and Alex take three shots of 100 proof 1980's horror starring the most famous magician and scream queen of the 20th century....

If you were around for the original theatrical run of The Blair Witch Project, then you know it was...misleading. A fantastic marketing campaign that had us all clambering to uncover whether three filmmakers actually went missing in the woods while, at the same time, ruining the career of one of the main actors. "This movie's gonna be huge, but you'll barely work again and wind up living on a pot...

Like so many fans, for decades we've hoped to see the "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" universe expand but were too lazy to do anything about it. You know who can't use that excuse? Filmmaker Michelle Lynn Blasky! She was kind enough to sit down with "Slasher? I Hardly Know Her!" to discuss the upcoming Season of the Witch sequel, "The 3rd Channel," and how she and her team went about keeping...

When you find yourself in need of some campy 80s horror, you know we're the source, but does it get campier than Waxwork? Probably. Does it get horrorer? Definitely. When you make a movie about dozens of wax figures, but the FX budget doesn't have room for even one, it doesn't mean you can't make a film that delivers...well, delivers something. BUT WAIT! Have you heard about that movie that almost...

If you like your burlap sack masked killers a little more of the southern variety, man have we got the movie for you. We watched both The Town that Dreaded Sundown films. Based on the Texarkana moonlight murders that took place in the '40s, the 1974 version took a lot of flack. So, why not make another one in 2014? Alex and Micah watched them both, wrote some notes (not really) and had a few drink...

There's probably a fetish for this sort of thing, and the director of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers must have it. The question is, must you watch it? Back for Season 2 of Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! Alex and Micah rev up their chainsaws and drink in the horror that is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Plus, we've added a few surprises this season. What would you take into your bunker during a zombie apocal...

In the Season 1 finale, Alex and Micah dive head first into the barrel of in-toxic-ating waste called "The Toxic Avenger!" The Troma classic so offensive that it could not be made today, yet spawned a cartoon, a line of toys, three sequels and a reboot...so, we guess it can be made today. Grab a cup of slimy radioactive goo, cuddle up to a sightless victim turned toxic waste site living girlfriend...

You've seen this movie, right? You've probably done something similar when you were a teenager, right? Is that just us? Regardless, we watched Joy Ride so you can decide whether is fast enough or furious enough for your viewing pleasure. Also, why not find out who this week's Final Girl winner is and if it's true that Micah indeed does have several families in various states. What a dog.

Can you make a likeable horror movie about a machine that only kills you when you disregard the safety rules associated with that machine? Well, you can make one that one of us likes. We watched the film adaptation of Stephen King's "The Mangler" to see what all the hubbub was about. Just kidding, there was no hubbub. So, we made some! Also, the real threat of the genetically engineered beast Elep...

If you're a fan of Sleepaway Camp then we hope it's the franchise you're in love with and not the gloriousness that is the first movie in the series. What happens when the misunderstood victim...or killer in the first outing of a piece of slasher art comes back to ply her evil trade onto a new and unsuspecting collection of campers and counselors? The answer very well might make you gargle inordin...

Thank you for listening to our Friday the 13th Special episode and for all that played. Quit reading this and start listening, you might already have won our grand prize...or another prize. They're all good.

Buddy cops, zombies and one of the buddy cops is a zombie...or maybe it's both. We watched 1988's "Dead Heat" and learned rigor mortis sets in much faster (and more pronounced) when the body is placed face down in a fish tank, realizing you're a zombie doesn't hinder your life nor your investigation if you're the right type of 80s cop and Uzis must be cheap if you buy them in bulk. Whether they wa...

Is it "Chh chh chh, ah ah ah" or "Ki ki ki, ma ma ma?" The world may never know. To celebrate Friday the 13th 2022, we grab our machetes, cemetery fence posts and sleeping bags and head off to Camp Crystal Lake for our special filled with prize giveaways, YOUR crunchiest kills from the series and interviews with two F13 final girls, one victim and TWO Jasons! You know that's right! Stay tuned to o...

A cult classic without a cult following. "The Video Dead" shows us that just because you make a movie of "Troll 2" caliber doesn't mean you'll have a documentary made about your film a la "Best Worst Movie" (2009). Filled with phenomenal zombie makeups, plenty of gore and one of the best college majors ever touted on screen, "The Video Dead" proves to be one of the best worst movies Alex and Micah...

"The Stuff" is one of those movies that's almost "The Blob," but is also not even close to "The Blob." If you're not already prone to marshmallow fluff taking over your brain and turning you into a mindless killing machine...well, this might change things. We watched "The Stuff" to find out if you should do the same! Plus, we're still looking for your favorite kills from the "Friday the 13th" fran...

"Girl, look at that body. I work out." Not just the lyrics from a a 2011 song that made us LMFAO, but also the basis for an amazing 1988 flick that blended body building and well...bodies. We watched "Death Spa," to find out if working out is just as dangerous as Micah keeps trying to convince his significant other that it is. Short answer: Keep paying for that gym membership so that you can say y...

Have you ever looked to the guy next to you and said, "How about I press my lips to your shoulder under they look like a rubber duck's bill and we meld together like fleshy goo?" If so, then we feel terrible for the poor fella sharing your cell with you, AND you might just be a fan of this movie. This week we watched 1989's "Society." The movie that introduced the world to "the shunting" but told...

Slasher? I Hardly Know Her! returns to our regular schedule with a movie that clearly never went through the R&D phase. "We have some money, we have an old tire and movies don't always have to make any sense at all," being the mantra of the people behind this film where a sentient tire with dangerous telekinetic powers blows up living beings for the entertainment of soon to not be living being...

A movie so aptly named, it's almost a shame it lives up to it. For the premiere episode of 2022, Micah and Alex watched Terrifier. It's not a movie for the faint of heart, nor is it one for anyone who claims to have a heart. Disgusting, dark, seedy and...oh yes, terrifying. Plus, we check in on some dated horror news, find out what else our hosts are into and learn the The Final Girl Challenge is...

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you all! As a special holiday surprise, we're treating you and ourselves to two of the greatest (or not so much) Christmas horror movies ever made! First, a movie that surely insisted to its actors that it would soon be a holiday classic and next, a movie that actually is in Alex's household. We watched Christmas Horror Story and Santa's Slay so you don't have...

Hobo. With. A.Shotgun. Do you even need to ask yourself why we once again topped ourselves for the longest podcast episode in the history of earbuds? Fine if you do, but don't ask us. We know baby! In this dystopian world where a shotgun costs the exact same as an extremely old crappy lawnmower, and the man who has dreamed of nothing more than mowing lawns still flashes the little cash he has to p...