Slappin’ Bird, Pushin’ Rope

Slappin' Bird

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Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more. Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the...

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Slappin’ Bird, Pushin’ Rope

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We Accidentally Summoned DAGON While Recording the Podcast... 20.04.2025 2:09:04

Send a text Dagon? HanjoWich? Bootyass? Who are these people?

Milking Squids for Palestine Under the Influence of Bird Juice, Huffing Anima: A Tutorial on Making the World's Most Forbidden Cocktail Part 2 of 2 30.03.2025 11:22

Send a text Welp, there was an error and the tail end of the episode ended up not being published. So if you feel like you're missing something, listen to this to feel some CLOSURE! ok, bye now We have so many beanie babies for sale. mountains of them slappinbirdpod.com/beaniebabies4saleMOUNTAINSALE!!

Milking Squids for Palestine Under the Influence of Bird Juice, Huffing Anima: A Tutorial on Making the World's Most Forbidden Cocktail Part 1.5 29.03.2025 1:27:11

Send a text Oh hi, didn't see you there. Please welcome us back by giving this episode a listen. What is it about? Well that's usually what a description is for, isn't it? Its really all about Yoohoo Greasy Chocolate Beverage. We interrogated Benjamin Netanyoohoo for the recipe and after very little persuasion, he spilled the beans...or should we say, the milk?! We also discus...

Speghettification 25.03.2025 2:06:59

Send a text Hey guys, so this episode was recorded on my fucking LAPTOP MICROPHONE in error but it was fun making it so we’re leaving it here. Slappin' Bird is back this week featuring your pals and friends, Greg, Rene, Nico and Uncle Benjamin Netanyoohoo. The Handjob Witch claims she invented the cock ring, stericycle ceo mark gibbons stops by and you won’t believe what happens to him! Che...

Liberal Media "Netflix" Cancels Kanye Album 'Donda III: The Barefootjob Contessa and Me' 28.01.2023 1:49:23

Send a text Listen to the fully reloaded content in this months episode of Slappin Bird Pod, where we explain where we've been, where're we'reere're going'', and whwerre'er we want to be... Love and Peace SBP <3

The Balducci Scandal Part 1 27.12.2021 1:42:21

Send a text Happy Holidays and welcome back to Slappin Bird. This week, Antoine Balducci is accused of killing off Santa's reindeer, and faces the consequences. Follow us on IG: @SlappinBirdPod

Hoodie Weather Part 2 Version A 11.10.2021 1:24:40

Send a text This episode is sponsored by Chicken Parm Enter Promo Code SlappinBird4100236-001988 for 10% off Chicken Parm anywhere! (Only Participating Locations Apply) Instagram @SlappinBirdPod Nothing said on this podcast is real.

"Allow Me to Introduce Myself - I am Booty Ass" - by Booty Ass 22.08.2021 2:16

Send a text The second single from the upcoming untitled Booty Ass LP has just been released and there are rumors that Dr. Dre AND Rick Rubin Ross will be executive producing the ENTIRE THIGNG! Wow, so glad we've decided to bankroll Booty Ass - clearly he is a musical genius. Also, host your podcast on Buzzsprout by clicky clicking - Podcast affiliate link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?ref...

Full Gape 22.08.2021 1:24:36

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"It's a Booty Ass" - Booty Ass ft. Tavis Barcker 22.08.2021 2:21

Send a text This is the first single from the miuch anticipated untitled upcoming EP from none other than Booty Ass! Podcast affiliate link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=156781

Brown Poem 06.06.2021 2:52

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The Return of Slappin' Bird: Iron Dome? 17.05.2021 1:19:52

Send a text We are back with a VENGEANCE!! My wife hates me. Anyway… Buy your Amacock5000 on Amazon’s Home Depot account today

Live! From 4 Seasons Landscaping and Crematorium - Featuring an Interview with Trent Reznor! 11.11.2020 1:30:15

Send a text Thanks for joining us again. In the latest installment of the worlds last funny podcast, we discuss how we ended up booking time at the 4 Seasons (landscaping and crematorium) and interview Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod

Smegs and Eggs 24.08.2020 1:37:39

Send a text Hello : Rene, Nico, Ben and Greg gather for another installment of SBP. We chat live with a doctor about the negative health effects of "leaking cheese" and the things your doctor can do if you're experiencing these symptoms. As always, this podcast is better than Yeah But Still, and Joe Ragaon Experiecne. Follow us on Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod

Bear Milk - The Cure to COVID-19 12.07.2020 1:49:25

Send a text This episode is dedicated to memory of Damien Grubb. This slow-burner episode features the full cast of SBP - Nico, Alex, Greg, Rene and Uncle Benjamin Netanyoohoo. We introduce the show again four to five times, each one unsuccessfully, and finally get interrupted by a longtime friend of the pod. Listen to find out who it is. Follow us on Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod @Wicked_Righteo...

Do Alien's Exist? 09.03.2020 1:40:21

Send a text Welcome back to SBP - the most scientific podcast on the internet. This week we tackle the topic of extraterrestrial life. Did alien's create us? Are they watching us have sex? This week on SBpod, you don't want to miss the answers to these questions. Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod

Booty Ass 27.01.2020 1:46:55

Send a text We're joined by Alex Iovino (@elnatural_al) to discuss how Alex (former host of SBP) died when he was hit by Kobe Bryant's helicopter while holding a basket of prairie dog babies, the multiplicity of John Denver (there are many John Denvers), and how Ricky Gervais earned the nickname "Slick Ricky" Gervais in college. And remember the band “76 Trombones Leading the...

The Gray Ape 20.01.2020 2:04:30

Send a text We're in the midst of the ape's Stone Age evolution. And global warming..what happens next? It's Slappin' Bird by the numbers. Enjoy! @SlappinBirdPod Check out my other podcast: @WireNutsPodcast

Drifter Meat 16.12.2019 1:41:22

Send a text In this episode Greg and Nico are without guests, without Ben and Alex, left to their own devices...what happens now? Instagram: @slappinbirdpod

Masters of War 02.12.2019 1:42:53

Send a text After a lengthy absence, Slappin' Bird returns for a fully reloaded episode with Rene. Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod

Hoodie Weather 04.11.2019 1:29:43

Send a text Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Pod. The only comedy podcast left on the planet. We return with a familiar cast of voices: Ben, Nico and Greg, to discuss the joys of hoodie weather, non-con, and Backshot Season. We hope you enjoy this installment of our podcast. If you want to connect with us, visit us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod or Email Us: SlappinBirdPod@gmail.com

Autissimo with Damien 14.10.2019 1:24:38

Send a text The gang reunites to speak on the issues that affect out world today..

Jeffey’s Closet/Mehalemeklemelehmeh Meditation 30.09.2019 43:04

Send a text Greg and Alex instruct a session on deep meditation and talk about missing Jeffrey Epstein.

Bonus: The Handjob Witch - "The Bohemian Fapsody" 18.09.2019 5:52

Send a text The Handjob Witch sings her own Bohemian Rhapsody...the Bohemian Fapsody. Why does this exist? @ SlappinBirdPod on Instagram DM us for a free Beanie Baby.

Focus on the Chaps with Jesse 31.08.2019 1:16:08

Send a text We welcome Jesse to the podcast, a local vagrant and war criminal, and we discuss the lengths we went to get him on the podcast. We migrate into conversations about necrophilia, bukkake, the Handjob Witch sells her milking table, among other terrible and horrendous things. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod