Slapdashery with Mike & Ethan

Go Big Red! Ethan is officially a student at an Ivy League School, ChatGPT has finally made its way to his desk, and rabbit trails are found and walked upon. Mike is about to be a big wig after his training and has a van now! Life is good and God is great!

After almost a year long hiatus, the boys are back! We talk rebranding, life updates, and go on tangents per usual. We've missed y'all and are happy to be back and at it!

Weeeee'rrrrrreeee bbbaaacccckkkk! We're taste testing water and Mike and Ethan argue over a snarky text. Who do you agree with? BYE

We just had some more opinions we had to get off of our chest, and does Ethan have a Girlfriend?? You'll have to listen to find out!

Happy New Year!! We are starting out 2024 strong with a new cast for y'all and it's a good one. We talk about our upcoming year and some topics/items that we have had ENOUGH of! We get pretty heated so you won't want to miss it! Love ya, BYE

We are just rambling today y'all. Do you like when your booty touches the bathtub porcelain? Ethan talks about doing a triathlon and how he's gonna be shredded by April of next year. We also ask some important questions you all may also have. Thanks for listening!

EPISODE 50!! We finally made it! We give y'all some updates on our lives, Ethan talks through a traumatic event that almost took his life, and Mike tries his very first fast food burgers and I think it will surprise y'all his reactions! Thank you for all of the support, we back at it!

Ethan has a recent realization that changes the way he thinks about the world. Mike tries to get loud with Ethan about cinnamon buns vs cinnamon rolls, but it was a misunderstanding and they're all good now. We also talk about why flip flops shouldn't be worn at the library...We aren't ready for the 50th episode, but hopefully this one satisfies your hunger for more until then! BYE

Our self-proclaimed, #1 SuperFan, Randy Boone is joining us on today's podcast!! We've been planning to have him on for months and the time has come. We talk about the olympics, why people who are bald need to be shamed more, and why black and white churches are separated. We also get off of track, like normal, and have a great time. See us post our new shirts @Slapdashery_me!

Ethan gets a gold chain and it's now his personality. Mike is getting a ring, which finger will he put it on? Does anybody else laugh every time they see a squirrel swinging on a bird feeder video? Cause Ethan sure does! Let us know what you think about this episode @Slapdashery_me!

Does anybody else not trust anybody who says, "You can trust me"? Mike and Ethan talk about people they don't trust, and I think some of y'all are about to be offended...we speak truth though! If you disagree with us tell us @Slapdashery_Me

When did 32 become middle-aged? How would Mike and Ethan act as pregnant women, and does Ethan need to get his brain checked? We answers all of this and more on this week's podcast! Send us a message @Slapdashery_Me if you want, no biggie if you don't...BYE

We have another Tarkenton on the podcast today to tell us about their family vacation to Florida! We learn all about NASA and Universal which Ethan literally knows nothing about. Hope y'all enjoy!

Sammie, Delmarva, and Miranda are back for another podcast! Just warning you all...it's a random one and Ethan blacks out half the time so who knows what he said?? Well, you will if you listen! We've been lovin y'alls feedback, so please keep it comin! Love y'all, BYE!

Hey you Slapdashers! We catch up on life, work reorganizations, interventions, and give some shoutouts to some of our new listeners! Listen to hear what our friends think we need interventions for! BYE

Listeners - do you remember being 16 years old? Cause I sure don't! We dive into the world of Landon Tarkenton, a 16 year old who loves Jesus, cars, and sports. What do they even like these days? Well listen and find out! Reach out to us @Slapdashery_Me on Instagram!

You may be confused about the title...just give it a listen, ya know? Sorry it's been a while y'all!

Do you ever think about discontinued products from the 90's? What a time of life that was! When you listen you'll for sure feel some nostalgia for the past decades.

The power of the sigh, smashing that GWAM, walking with a purpose...how do you get a promotion with the least amount of work? Ethan will give you a step by step guide of how to do it! If you have any other tips or tricks on how to get a promotion, let us know @Slapdashery_Me on Instagram!

Whazzzzuuuppp! We're back and better than ever! We are tackling 2023 and dumping our bad habits for good ones...let's see if we can stick to it. Glad we're back and talk to y'all soon!

Ethan comes head to head with the devil's lettuce, what does he do?? We also draft Grocery Stores and some of the answer are guaranteed to surprise you! Love y'all! BYE

We have some special guests with us today and we laugh through the whole episode! You don't want to miss this special bonus episode!

Mike quizzes Ethan's sports knowledge and makes him feel stupid. Do you ever think about walking when you're walking? Would you buy Mike's new soda if he made one? These are all great questions and you need to listen to answer!

What is going to be Trader Joe's PumpKing?? Listen to hear what pumpkin snacks you should run to Trader Joe's and buy today. Fallelujah!

We have some bones to pick with some people and things. Chick-fil-a, grocery store lines, and the government; we need some answers! Give it a listen and let us know if you have any bones to pick with us! @Slapdashey_Me on Instagram and Facebook.