Skin of a Killer: a Twilight Podcast

On this episode, we trudge through chapters 21-25 of Midnight Sun. Like vampires playing baseball, we had a blast. Charlie got the return of LAWWWHHRAUNT! Can't wait to bring you the final chapters next episode! 

On this episode, we cover chapters 16-20 of Midnight Sun, and, boy oh boy, is it a bit of a slog. Despite that, we have a great time talking about edging and water wigglers. We laughed until we cried, per usual. Join us next time as we cover chapters 21-25.

On this episode, we cover episodes 11-15 of Midnight Sun. Edward asks Bella a lot of questions, and she answers like the Cool Girl she is. Please contain your cringe as we try acting out a scene from the book, and forgive Caitlin for not understanding Charlie's game. Don't forget to check our instagram to see Charlie's illustration of large-breasted Siobhan. Join us next time as we cover chapters...

On this episode, we cover chapters 6-10 of Midnight Sun. So much biology class. So much brooding! They just can't believe they love each other. Join us next time as we cover chapters 11-15.

We're BACK! Did you miss us? We missed you! What better way to rekindle the SOAKing than with 800+ pages of broody Edward? On this episode, we cover the first five chapters of Midnight Sun. Tangents are many, and we ask the important questions, like was Edward circumcised, and if so, did his foreskin grow back when he became a vampire? Join us next time as we cover chapters 6-10 of Midnight Sun.

On this episode, we finish up the tragic story of Bree Larson Tanner. We also talk about Steph's apparent interest in Buffy and Fred's stinky sphere. Tangents include: tiktok, JoJo "Sawa" (Siwa), smells, Michael Scott quotes, and some great FMKs. Join us next time as we crack open The Official Illustrated Guide and read pages 66-184 (vampire lore). 

On this episode, we read the first half of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella (in the standard paperback, that's pages 1-89). Bree was a newborn vampire from Eclipse that Stephenie Meyer just couldn't get out of her head. We like her, too! We talk cave romance, Steph's stereotypes, "the dregs" of society, and more. Join us next time as we finish Bree's story.

We did it! We made it through all four books and all five movies of the Twilight Saga. On this episode, we reflect on our coverage of the series, and cover important Twilight topics, such as: Favorite purchases/collectibles Favorite characters Hottest characters Favorite quotes Best and worst wigs (mostly worst) Favorite soundtrack songs Memorable fashion moments Cover design rankings Headcanon fo...

We finally made it to Breaking Dawn Part Two! We discuss the differences between the book and the movie, the fun casting choices, the iconic Ar[l]o laugh, the famous big shock, and the yearbook montage. Heads. Will. Roll. Big thanks to everyone who joined the watch-along! We'll share more about that on our next episode, but until then, special shoutout to: Rick, Zach, Mil, Brandon, Ellen, Courtney...

On this episode, we finish Breaking Dawn (the book). Bella learns to use her shield, she meets J Jenks, a battle doesn't happen, everyone lives happily ever after, and Stephenie Meyer thanks Muse profusely. What a journey it's been! Thanks for the fun questions - we always appreciate those. Join us next time as we cover Breaking Dawn Part 2 (the movie), and keep your eyes on our instagram (@skinof...

On this episode, we cover chapters 26 through 32 of Breaking Dawn. We meet some more vampires, Bella learns how to use her shield, and Asper and Jasper peace the hell out. Also, Charlie talks about his amazing, hilarious Twilight-themed Christmas gift from Caitlin. Join us next time as we finish the last few chapters Breaking Dawn, and be sure to follow us @skinofakillerpodcast on Instagram. Thank...

On this episode, we cover chapters 19 through 25 of (rolled R incoming) Brrrrreaking Dawn. We're back in Bella's perspective, and we're learning how to be a controlled vampire, getting to know Baby Nessie, and enjoying marital privileges , so to speak. We also talk about Charlie's engagement, our Twilight Christmas gifts (and other Christmas gifts), recent watches, and goals for 2024. Will this be...

On this episode, we cover Breaking Dawn Part One. We talk about headboards, pack mind, monster fetus, blood slurpees, and more! Also, Mary recounts her meet and greet with Jamie Campbell Bower. Spoiler alert: he imprinted on her. Next time, we'll be covering chapters 19-25 of Breaking Dawn. Join us! And check us out on instagram: @skinofakillerpodcast

On this episode, we cover chapters 8 through 18 of Breaking Dawn, which are told from Jacob's perspective. We cover a LOT of ground, including: Jacob's big stand against Sam, dedicated allegiance from the Clearwater kids, Bella's monstrous pregnancy, a broken Edward, a smug Rosalie, LOTS of werewolf brooding, and a twist no one saw coming. Join us next episode as we cover Breaking Dawn Part I (the...

In this episode, we read chapters 1-7 of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and final book in the original Twilight saga. A lot happens in the first part of the book: a new car, a bachelor party, baby dreams, THE wedding, a terse reception, a steamy honeymoon (goodbye, Edge-ward Cullen), various broken bed frames, some casual racism, some casual Mormon ideology, and a shocking cliffhanger ending! We also t...

On this episode, we cover the Eclipse movie. We talk BATTLE SHCARS, Chadley (Riley), the Victoria recast, and the infamous Renee whale tail, among other moments and adaptations. Caitlin brings Twilight Thrift Corner back with a holy grail item, and Mary and Charlie once again go head to head in their assessment of the movies. Join us next time as we begin Breaking Dawn; we'll be covering the first...

In this episode, we round out the Eclipse (EEEEEclipse) book. Edward and Victoria have their showdown (alongside Seth and Riley), the other vamps and the werewolves battle the newborns, and Bella contributes by squeezing a rock. Also Leah messes everything up, Jacob gets his bone(r)s smashed, and wedding planning is well under way. Thank you for the fun questions! Join us in a few weeks as we cove...

In this episode, we review chapters 17-22 of Eclipse (EEEEEclipse). The vampires and werewolves train together to fight the newborns, the crew devises a strategy for the coming battle, Edward and Bella spend a weekend alone together (oh my), Edward went to Jared (for a fugly ring), Alice is promised wedding planning powers, Bella is c-c-c-c-cold, and we get some pre-battle snuggling.  Join us next...

In this episode, we read chapters 8-16 of Eclipse. Caitlin tries out some scripted jokes, and they land SO well! Newborns are on the loose in Seattle, Bella learns some Quileute lore, Jasper explains his past, Jacob assaults Bella, and the gang has a graduation rave. We think about a recast, we do some FMKs, and we look at Twilight Barbies on eBay. Thanks so much for the questions!

In this episode, we read chapters 1-8 of Eclipse, the third book in the Twilight saga. Bella and Edward visit Renee in Florida, Victoria is back on the hunt, Bella bucks against Edward's wishes to see Jacob, we learn about imprinting, and typically-icy Rosalie has a heart-to-heart with Bella about her vampire origin. As for us hosts, Charlie (our Charlie, not Charlie Swan) introduces us to his new...

On this episode, we cover the movie version of New Moon. It's iconic for many reasons, but specifically for, "Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?" Charlie and Mary take sides, and Caitlin acts as their mediator. One thing we can all agree on: Taylor Lautner is a treasure. Join us next time as we begin Eclipse; we'll read the preface through chapter seven.

We finish up New Moon with some high action: grand theft auto, flights to Europe, a race against the clock, powerful vampires, emotional conversations, and, scariest of all, getting grounded by dad. We cover these chapters with our usual grace* and accuracy**. Join us next time as we cover the New Moon (the movie version from 2009).  *crass humor **exaggerated summaries

The wolf action ramps up in chapters 13-18! Bella enages in one of her mosat reckless acts to date, and she doesn't realize just how close she is to true danger. She gets a welcome and overwhelming surprise, only to be followed by earth-shattering news. Join us next time as we finish up the New Moon book.

Bella gets intentionally reckless in these chapters. Her situationship with Jacob gets complicated, she does anything she can to hear Edward's voice, and good ol' Incel Mike makes another attempt to woo her. She also sees a vampire from her past, but not the one she so desperately wants. Join us next time for chapters 13-18.

New Moon, same Bella! On this episode, we begin book two of the Twilight saga: New Moon. Something unthinkable turns Bella's world upside down, and her loved ones attempt to deal with the fallout. We have fun with the material, even if it features a very morose Bella. Join us next time for chapters 7-12.